IDEAS THREAD TO IMPROVE AFLXCRETMENT

[AFLcrap1]

Seeing as the new beaut high octane game was an absolute adept failure I thought an ideas thread mite help .
So we will leave the other thread to point & laugh at it
This thread is for posters to put forward ideas to help .

I wouldn't change much

Free entry go most games is fine .
But if I was Gill I would be doing this .
The answer is right in front of his face .

Only non whites can play
Every fan gets a free bunch of Bananas on entry .
If that doesn't get the crowds in ...nothing will

So please add anything you think mite work .
Because Gill is out of ideas

[NRL&NFLweLaughATafl]

Mate I have never seen an easier scoring game. No wonder the Sydney vs Brisbane game has next to nobody there.

[King-Eliagh]

Good thread, the commentators have been constantly questioning the game and thinking how it could be better whilst desperately trying to make polish the turd at the same time. It's hilarious listening folks, listening to the desperately bored commentators trying to make something of it is much more interesting than what's happening on field. the AFL are in dire need of intelligent ideas. I mean aflx is similar but less interesting than a good qualility game of forcem backs....

So what could they do? At this point I got no clues really.,.

I dunno. Half time adam goods booing and kkk ceremony might bring significantly more AFL fans to the game and viewers on tv

[AFLcrap1]

Yes KE
Good idea
Though Goodes probably wouldn't want to go
Maybe a cardboard cut out of him out in the middle & prizes for those who can throw the banana closest to it

[King-Eliagh]

The fans and channel nine seem to like it when Sam Newman and others gets in blackface so perhaps that might be something they could add in.

[AFLcrap1]

Brilliant move .
Make it a comedy double
Eddie can tell ape jokes to keep the southern hicks entertained

[AFLcrap1]

Maybe Gary Tablett Snr giving a Half Time sermon from his bible he carries around .

[Terry]

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They should fire Gilligan out of a cannon after every zooper!!!! And hang Wayne Scarey on a spinning wheel and have Anthony Stevens throw machetes at him at every half time break. That'll get 'em in!!

[leeroy*NRL*]

Forget playing the game..

Just do a kick for goal contest..

Zooper Goals for all

[docker24]

You're all a pack of raging queers

[leeroy*NRL*]

You're all a pack of raging queers

G day dock
Good to see ya back

[AFLcrap1]

You're all a pack of raging queers

Your homophobic rant is not adding to the thread .
Please post an idea .
Gill the dill seems to be out of them .

[AFLcrap1]

Gill here's an idea
Seeing as the cast of this movie are already gone to a better place & can't perform in the flesh
How about GF day a screening of this movie at the GGGGGGGGG
Big screens everywhere
It will keep AFLX In the minds of fans .

& we know you are partial to a circus freak or two to promote the game .

[NRL&NFLweLaughATafl]

You're all a pack of raging queers

Says the guy that follows the only code with a gay pride round.

[leeroy*NRL*]

fancy a sporting body>> introducing a GAY PRIDE ROUND>>

why do they have to get involved in everything >> keep out of politics AFL