Well let's start with the AFL shall we
The AFL have brissie lions and Gold Coast Thunder in norther Aus. Both teams appear completely dead in the water. There's no ifs or buts about it. They've been floating round bloated like stunned mullets for donkeys years. Their crowds are shithouse and their on field performances disgraceful. Top 8 Vfl and wafl clubs could easily beat both brissie and the thuns. Both clubs draw additional millions of AFL moolah for no return. We can safely say that Aside from brissies premiership run in early 2000s, the AFL has jack diddly squat going on in northern Aus. In contrast the NRL has three teams in northern Aus. Two of which are absolutely thriving. The cwowds for them are amaze balls and their level of performance quite astounding. They, as teams, sit at the pinnacle of the code for all to see and enjoy. There's simply no ifs or buts about it.
So. Lets be frank and fearless on this one me AFL laddettes
let's discuss this openly like cousins 
should the AFL just ditch their qld teams and stay where they belong in the cold glum southern more isolated and deprived corners of the nation? Or should they continue to try support the lifeless pieces of shit clubs that are the wions and de thuns? I mean if you were to argue the same against the NRL in western Aus id be totally honest with yas and say "yes, you're right, the NRL should prolly stick to its dominance of the eastern and northern most prosperous wealthy luscious picturesque sunny and more widely loved and acknowledged regions of Aus."
Frank and fearless now me AFL laddettes
liar extraordinaire 
