howdy mah members!Well, its been fairly low key round these parts of late i must say. The sooker lads are about as pissweak as any fightclub members' have ever been. They have been so consistently hammered that their posts are beginning to resemble the sound of a bloke who's lost all his teeth and is drooling a constant flow of blood mixed with snot from being consistently front kicked in the gob. And with a fair and even moderator now in place the AFL laddettes have basically been tied down and force fed their own faeces and urine for the past three months. It's an ugly sight to view but they're still, barely, alive and twitching. Whilst yes I enjoy the current scene and supremacy of the RL code and supporters' intellect, i cannot help but feel worried for both the mental state of our non RL following members and the even playing field which is now in place making it terribly difficult for the non RL supporting members.
So...given this state of affairs i propose a shakeup involving the following activities.
1. I think its only fair we add to the punishment of the AFL and sooker supporters by implementing changes of their avatars to visually reflect their woeful dribblings on these boards. i.e. if leagueiscrap does not improve his english grammar and spelling in the next 48hours then he must receive a new avatar (for a month) which reflects a country hick or similar with an iq of 24. And if porkchop does not stop making an absolute fukking porkchop of himself then he must receive a real bonafide porkchop avatar (for a month).
2. We must go on a membership drive to recruit AFL and sooker supporters who have more wit, intelligence, knowledge of their own code and others, more than one testicle and an education above the 3rd grade. The current lot are clearly seriously lacking and require significant support. But do these kinds of people exist? I must say ive not seen em in my 10 years at this site but surely its worth a try right?
3. Now this one might seem a bit controversial and potentially risky but, well, its clear that fair and even moderating in here doesnt go well with the mummy's boys AFL and sooker supporters. They simply need a mod who is more like a mum to them. Otherwise they simply struggle to compete in the wide open world and resort to stalking, welching, providing peoples personal info on the boards, lying, dribbling shit, resorting to the 'no talky talky', whinging and crying to mods, chucking hissy fits and tantys, and generally making absolute porkchops of emselves. This doesnt look good for the forum, nor does it promote a healthy fair fight.... So what's say we offer another member a modship alongside wook in TFC? After observing foolproof and understanding that he's taken the same ''im objective and think all codes can be discussed nicely'' identity that cracker the menace strolled into the joint with, I think we should offer the wanker a modship. Additionally he's amazingly similar to TLPG in his tact and approach, actually freakishly similar
and by god wasnt TLPG a fun mod!!?? So, yes this might seem mad but i say we offer fooly the clown a modship working in tfc with wook. It'll be win win as we will disrupt the current status quo and potentially support the poor cannon fodder AFL and sooker supporters.I think as a forum we should implement the above three suggestions asap.
Thoughts?
liar extraordinaire 
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