Thy Official afl 2014 Blithering Basketcase League

[King-Eliagh]

2014 afl Official Blithering Basketcase League - CEO update

Weheeeeel weheeeel Weheeeel! We're back folks!!

After a rather tumultuous 2014 here promoting the bbl I'm proud to inform members that there will be no more interruptions from the ignoramuses of the past. No no no, I took good care of them, they're g.g.gooooone

So it's back to business. Here's your official blithering basketcase league folks.

Western bulldogs - wow, what a shithouse side stumbling and bumbling their ways round the paddock like a pack of lost puppets , week in week out

Brissie - these guys are just fucked to watch - a pack of drunken donkeys looking for the next pub.

Melbs - the cheaters, the dirty lying scum runts of the litter, leeching their way round the seedy underbelly of the afl

Gws - the experiment gone oh oh oh so wrong! They're like the recent litter of a mother of three boys just trying to have a baby girl and bam! There's 18 snotty nosed pre pubescent skinny boys pop outta nowhere. 18 mouths to feed and the bringers of shocked and disturbed looks wherever they go and for all the wrong reasons!

Stkilda - a team led by a man who will break down in tears at the drop of a hat. There's no chance for them.

Gold Coast - the afl's love child, given and gifted the ultimate draw whilst led by the son of god, in the afl's terms he who taketh away lives thru thy drugged being. Oh dear.

CEOs predictions? All thy blithering basketcases to lose 5 of their next 7. Yes a big prediction.. And bold folks...and I'll go close if not correct. Yes very bold and yes it cannot be predicted for the nrl because ... Well there is no blithering basketcase league in thy nrl.

Yours truly,

King-Eliagh

BBL CEO 2012-present

[TLPG]

Kilburn - percentage of 2.49 and has scored only 61 points in eight rounds (that's 7.625 points a game of just over 1 goal 1 behind). No team playing against them has scored less than 200 points - I should note that there was one forfeit - and five teams have scored more than 300 points against them. A clear basketcase.

Smythesdale - percentage of of 2.79 but has only scored 49 points in 7 rounds (that's exactly 7 points a game). One team only managed 171 points against them, but the rest again were all over 200 points with two of them over 300. Another clear basketcase.

Added for accuracy, and I'll only post again if any other genuine basketcases come to my attention. Thank you.

[King-Eliagh]

ahhh lg? Heellooo this is about thy afl? Hellooooo? Kill burn ain't in the afl

[King-Eliagh]

But yeah, thanks for letting us know the problem is endemic :_<>

[NlolRL]

You think the Suns are a basketcase?

[Fred]

So what was the criteria again lol

Won't beat anymore than two teams outside the basket case league prior to round 11 was it? How's that working for you lol. How many bets you lost to me ? Lol.

Where's the ladder ??? Melbourne have 3 wins don't they again non bcl ?? And the suns ??? Can we see your ladder.

[Raiderdave]

You think the Suns are a basketcase?

hes a bright one this one

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[piesman2011]

If you go back to 2012 i think KE was talking about Port, GC and GWS not making finals for ten years. Hows that prediction going for you mate?

[Fred]

Lol

[NlolRL]

If you go back to 2012 i think KE was talking about Port, GC and GWS not making finals for ten years. Hows that prediction going for you mate?

Sound like King Eliagh is the blithering basket case

[QueenslandISAFL]

*Google Search "Virgin"*

*Top Results "King-Eliagh"*

[King-Eliagh]

Ladies ladies ladies lets not get all excited and in a tizzy now, specially you qld what with all that randy talk of virgins...quite disturbing really.

Pies is making shit up. I said five years and port are the ONLY side to have proven me wrong and now almost half way through the third season of my bbl's. Not one of you chumps could come close to that accuracy in the nrl so cut with the song and dance/knickers in a knot act and get some truth and reality into yas. let's just get this straight for the record. I'm da fukkin man here makin the big calls, you lot are the bunch of big blouse onlookers desperate, just oh so desperate for my predictions to be wrong...prob is, I'm wrong less than ten % of the time

Oh and gc you scream like 14 year old girls at a one direction gig? Gc are shit ladettes, make no fukkin mistake about it. We'll see just how shit they are over the next 7 weeks with it all starting with the swans giving them an absolute pasting tmw. Watch and learn mah bitches, watch and learn

[Fred]

Think you were wrong on the suns too lol

If you have to tell someone you are "the man" then I guessing you're probably not lol

[Fred]

Suns will finish in the finals and the are called shit lol.

So our little Anthony mundine wanna be has got it all wrong again. He only added saint Kilda into the bc league late into the season last year also. Melbourne has also beaten three teams not in the bc league ....

Maybe our Anthony mundine wanna be should give up as he continue to make a fool of himself.

[King-Eliagh]

St kilda? So what I added them last year. Melbs? Two wins b4 mid season is a guideline ya fat testicle head phelpsy

And yes, I'm da man :D and the prophet cos I make the calls at the start of the season and have barely ever ever been wrong.

BBL update comin soon folks