Mumpeygate

[Grim Reaper]

The alleged rapists have giving mumps to the whole NRL commnnity from what Grim sources hear from the media. Is this dues to their swimming pool adventures in Coof Harbour? Or has the evil scientists of the Dark Side of the AFL created a secret weapon?

[King-Eliagh]

I think the grim sources are false. Long live the NRL and its continuing glory and coverage in sydneytown. Poor buggers with the mumps. NRL's popularity continues to soar next thing you know the news will be covering how joey johns does his shoelaces up The interest is that high. :D

[Grim Reaper]

Yep I can say Joeys adventures need to be published more.....We at Grim Inc have a lot of interest in this Joey fella...we reckon the NRL world would be at a loss if they did not hear more about his adventures in curing cancer, bringing world peace, being the next Pope etc

[MG]

as far as im concerned the bulldogs give league and sport in general a bad name. hope there sick 4 ever.

[Grim Reaper]

I hope the bullfrogs get better. I mean if they die it will by unfortunate position of Senior Grim in escorting them through to the gates of Hell....whre they willl continue to rape and pillage.