Thy Official AFL 2014 Blithering Basketcase League

[King-Eliagh]

The fumblers are avoiding this thread.
I wonder why.LOL.

they certainly are aflcrap1...like the plague

I think the facts and horrible truth is, like the plague was back in the 1300s, something which both confuses and puts the fear of god into the fumblers on this site. Poor bastards.

[Pete_09]

I knew the Lions would get thrashed. I actually tipped the exact margin. Oh Yeah!!!

[King-Eliagh]

Well done pete! I pronounce you one of the enlightened ones, the rarest of ear amongst the AFL supporters. One who actually realises how shit brissie, melbs, stkilda, gws, western bulldogs and gc really are. They're not even in the same league as the other teams so to speak are they pete?

[Pete_09]

Yeah they are pretty bad those teams. But I also rate freo really highly. I put a bet on them to win the flag at $4.50 so we will see.

[King-Eliagh]

Freo are coming good. But lets keep on topic here eh champ? The teams listed dont really belong in the AFL do they? They just cant compete and you can predict the thrashings week in week out, cant you?

[Pete_09]

Of course they deserve to be in the comp. The Lions, Suns, bulldogs & giants are on the way up. (Not sure about Melb though Its just they are young now & all young teams fade away a bit at the end of the season. In saying that the suns could have beat Ess in Melb which would have been a upset.

[King-Eliagh]

Get out of my thread pete, you're just as dumb as the rest of em.

[King-Eliagh]

2014 AFL Official Blithering Basketcase League - CEO update

Weheeeeel weheeeel Weheeeel! We're back folks!!

After a rather tumultuous 2014 here promoting the bbl I'm proud to inform members that there will be no more interruptions from the ignoramuses of the past. No no no, I took good care of them, they're g.g.gooooone

So it's back to business. Here's your official blithering basketcase league folks.

Western bulldogs - wow, what a shithouse side stumbling and bumbling their ways round the paddock like a pack of lost puppets , week in week out

Brissie - these guys are just fucked to watch - a pack of drunken donkeys looking for the next pub.

Melbs - the cheaters, the dirty lying scum runts of the litter, leeching their way round the seedy underbelly of the AFL

Gws - the experiment gone oh oh oh so wrong! They're like the recent litter of a mother of three boys just trying to have a baby girl and bam! There's 18 snotty nosed pre pubescent skinny boys pop outta nowhere. 18 mouths to feed and the bringers of shocked and disturbed looks wherever they go and for all the wrong reasons!

Stkilda - a team led by a man who will break down in tears at the drop of a hat. There's no chance for them.

Gold Coast - the AFL's love child, given and gifted the ultimate draw whilst led by the son of god, in the AFL's terms he who taketh away lives thru thy drugged being. Oh dear.

CEOs predictions? All thy blithering basketcases to lose 5 of their next 7. Yes a big prediction.. And bold folks...and I'll go close if not correct. Yes very bold and yes it cannot be predicted for the nrl because ... Well there is no blithering basketcase league in thy nrl.

Yours truly,

King-Eliagh

BBL CEO 2012-present

Well folks another season, another fukkin shithouse performance by the teams I selected way way way way back, in fact I think I first drafted up my 2014 BBL in December 2013. And what happened? Well I was fuckin godawfully accurate once more!!! :D Only the suns with some lucky wins and good performances against BBL sides managed to just get squeezed out of the BBL by Carlton at the end of the season. But by fukkin god didn't they give it a shot in the second half of the season!!!

So all in all my pre round 4 predictions/BBL results 2012-2014 stand as follows.

2012: 5 out of 5 = 100%
2013: 5 out of 6 = 83%
2014: 5 out of 6 = 83%

2012-2014: 15 out of 17 = 88% :D :D

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhpp, I'm certainly da man. :D

If anyone would like an official 2014 BBL points table drafted up please ask in here and I'll hop to it.

Otherwise thanks for the year folks, its been quite a goodun, as per usual, just stuffing the severe lopsidedness of the AFL comp down AFL supporters ignorant gobs for the third year running. EEeeeeeyyeeeaaaaaaah

Till next year bitches

King-Eliagh CEO AFL Official Blithering Baskecase League 2012-Present

[AFLcrap1]

2014 AFL Official Blithering Basketcase League - CEO update

Weheeeeel weheeeel Weheeeel! We're back folks!!

After a rather tumultuous 2014 here promoting the bbl I'm proud to inform members that there will be no more interruptions from the ignoramuses of the past. No no no, I took good care of them, they're g.g.gooooone

So it's back to business. Here's your official blithering basketcase league folks.

Western bulldogs - wow, what a shithouse side stumbling and bumbling their ways round the paddock like a pack of lost puppets , week in week out

Brissie - these guys are just fucked to watch - a pack of drunken donkeys looking for the next pub.

Melbs - the cheaters, the dirty lying scum runts of the litter, leeching their way round the seedy underbelly of the AFL

Gws - the experiment gone oh oh oh so wrong! They're like the recent litter of a mother of three boys just trying to have a baby girl and bam! There's 18 snotty nosed pre pubescent skinny boys pop outta nowhere. 18 mouths to feed and the bringers of shocked and disturbed looks wherever they go and for all the wrong reasons!

Stkilda - a team led by a man who will break down in tears at the drop of a hat. There's no chance for them.

Gold Coast - the AFL's love child, given and gifted the ultimate draw whilst led by the son of god, in the AFL's terms he who taketh away lives thru thy drugged being. Oh dear.

CEOs predictions? All thy blithering basketcases to lose 5 of their next 7. Yes a big prediction.. And bold folks...and I'll go close if not correct. Yes very bold and yes it cannot be predicted for the nrl because ... Well there is no blithering basketcase league in thy nrl.

Yours truly,

King-Eliagh

BBL CEO 2012-present

Well folks another season, another fukkin shithouse performance by the teams I selected way way way way back, in fact I think I first drafted up my 2014 BBL in December 2013. And what happened? Well I was fuckin godawfully accurate once more!!! :D Only the suns with some lucky wins and good performances against BBL sides managed to just get squeezed out of the BBL by Carlton at the end of the season. But by fukkin god didn't they give it a shot in the second half of the season!!!

So all in all my pre round 4 predictions/BBL results 2012-2014 stand as follows.

2012: 5 out of 5 = 100%
2013: 5 out of 6 = 83%
2014: 5 out of 6 = 83%

2012-2014: 15 out of 17 = 88% :D :D

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhpp, I'm certainly da man. :D

If anyone would like an official 2014 BBL points table drafted up please ask in here and I'll hop to it.

Otherwise thanks for the year folks, its been quite a goodun, as per usual, just stuffing the severe lopsidedness of the AFL comp down AFL supporters ignorant gobs for the third year running. EEeeeeeyyeeeaaaaaaah

Till next year bitches

King-Eliagh CEO AFL Official Blithering Baskecase League 2012-Present

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[eelofwest]

2014 AFL Official Blithering Basketcase League - CEO update

Weheeeeel weheeeel Weheeeel! We're back folks!!

After a rather tumultuous 2014 here promoting the bbl I'm proud to inform members that there will be no more interruptions from the ignoramuses of the past. No no no, I took good care of them, they're g.g.gooooone

So it's back to business. Here's your official blithering basketcase league folks.

Western bulldogs - wow, what a shithouse side stumbling and bumbling their ways round the paddock like a pack of lost puppets , week in week out

Brissie - these guys are just fucked to watch - a pack of drunken donkeys looking for the next pub.

Melbs - the cheaters, the dirty lying scum runts of the litter, leeching their way round the seedy underbelly of the AFL

Gws - the experiment gone oh oh oh so wrong! They're like the recent litter of a mother of three boys just trying to have a baby girl and bam! There's 18 snotty nosed pre pubescent skinny boys pop outta nowhere. 18 mouths to feed and the bringers of shocked and disturbed looks wherever they go and for all the wrong reasons!

Stkilda - a team led by a man who will break down in tears at the drop of a hat. There's no chance for them.

Gold Coast - the AFL's love child, given and gifted the ultimate draw whilst led by the son of god, in the AFL's terms he who taketh away lives thru thy drugged being. Oh dear.

CEOs predictions? All thy blithering basketcases to lose 5 of their next 7. Yes a big prediction.. And bold folks...and I'll go close if not correct. Yes very bold and yes it cannot be predicted for the nrl because ... Well there is no blithering basketcase league in thy nrl.

Yours truly,

King-Eliagh

BBL CEO 2012-present

Well folks another season, another fukkin shithouse performance by the teams I selected way way way way back, in fact I think I first drafted up my 2014 BBL in December 2013. And what happened? Well I was fuckin godawfully accurate once more!!! :D Only the suns with some lucky wins and good performances against BBL sides managed to just get squeezed out of the BBL by Carlton at the end of the season. But by fukkin god didn't they give it a shot in the second half of the season!!!

So all in all my pre round 4 predictions/BBL results 2012-2014 stand as follows.

2012: 5 out of 5 = 100%
2013: 5 out of 6 = 83%
2014: 5 out of 6 = 83%

2012-2014: 15 out of 17 = 88% :D :D

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhpp, I'm certainly da man. :D

If anyone would like an official 2014 BBL points table drafted up please ask in here and I'll hop to it.

Otherwise thanks for the year folks, its been quite a goodun, as per usual, just stuffing the severe lopsidedness of the AFL comp down AFL supporters ignorant gobs for the third year running. EEeeeeeyyeeeaaaaaaah

Till next year bitches

King-Eliagh CEO AFL Official Blithering Baskecase League 2012-Present

Hhahaha i remember when we started this basketcase league thread as a bit of a joke..........................Turns out we stumbled onto something mysterious and unique to world Sport......

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AFL the only competition in the world that has a league within another league.

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[King-Eliagh]

Ahhh yes, those early days researching the BBL were filled with optimism but also uncertainty. It was a bit of a joke at first but ur right eels, the research we undertook unravelled something quite astounding. I sometimes think this stuff should be published but then, eerily enough, the use of the term basketcase league and increased media attention on how lopsided the AFL comp was all occurred after the BBL threads started. So it may just tell us that there's more folk out there reading these hallowed walls than we know

Or perhaps it's just the bleeding fukking obvious that the AFL is lopsided to billio!


What a shamossle that comp is