or what eva this contrived , hyped up , fake
laughing stock derby is called
hits your nations capital this week in the KNOB cup
the oxygen thieves in orange V the salary cap cheats in red n white
its the talk of the town folks
I mean fuckin ell
its the first I'd heard of it this arvo
some dickhead who no one talks to at work said he's goin out
who else is ?
crickets chirping
but Barney Frankenfurter is playin
he's huge don't ya know !!
who ?
he nearly started crying
oh lordy
Fumblers in your nations capital
guaranteed laughs they are !!



