The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

[Raiderdave]

Raiders: 9th of 16
Port: 6th of 18

Your club is a joke Dave, a legitimate laughing stock in this sh*thole city. All your nothing club is good for is teaching bogans how to throw a ball, and then gift them to real clubs when they're at their peak, ala Carney and Dugan. Back in your box, muppet.

this from a pack of salary cap cheating fuckwits


they lose one player
& descend back to the pack like the lightweights they are

can barely half fill their stadium
in fact .... barely half filled it for a semi final last year

& the other mob from ova there wrote the book on financial incompetency
Vicky kicky in SA
dying a slow death

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Here's some facts for poor old Raiderdave. Since 1997, Port Adelaide FC has generated over $54m for the $ANFL. This is through ticket sales, car parking revenue, catering sales etc. What has the $ANFL given back? A couple of million bucks, that's it. Lord knows how much the Crows have generated for that greedy organisation. Port Adelaide crowds are up by an average of 10,000 from last year. Membership has increased by over 3,000 so far, and the tally hasn't been updated in over a week. Now that's growth, dick head. =D>

what utter tripe

[Stewie]

Raiders: 9th of 16
Port: 6th of 18

Your club is a joke Dave, a legitimate laughing stock in this sh*thole city. All your nothing club is good for is teaching bogans how to throw a ball, and then gift them to real clubs when they're at their peak, ala Carney and Dugan. Back in your box, muppet.

this from a pack of salary cap cheating fuckwits


they lose one player
& descend back to the pack like the lightweights they are

can barely half fill their stadium
in fact .... barely half filled it for a semi final last year

& the other mob from ova there wrote the book on financial incompetency
Vicky kicky in SA
dying a slow death

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Here's some facts for poor old Raiderdave. Since 1997, Port Adelaide FC has generated over $54m for the $ANFL. This is through ticket sales, car parking revenue, catering sales etc. What has the $ANFL given back? A couple of million bucks, that's it. Lord knows how much the Crows have generated for that greedy organisation. Port Adelaide crowds are up by an average of 10,000 from last year. Membership has increased by over 3,000 so far, and the tally hasn't been updated in over a week. Now that's growth, dick head. =D>

what utter tripe

Really? Show me where I'm wrong.

[Stewie]

Howdy folks They've given me a measly 3.20 to 1 for port to lose by 50 or more. So I've put a sneaky 20 on the cats to do just that

Damn. Damn, damn damn!

The usual first quarter by Port. Down by 39 at Qtr time, ended up losing by 48. Kicking inaccurately certainly did not help either.

[King-Eliagh]

A freakish late consolation goal to port lost me my 20 shmackas. Yup i wasnt confident and will be more aware of this in future.

One things for certain though. Port are on a steep oiled up slippery slide to basketcaseville

And who predicted it when all others were heaping nothing but praise and admiration on this crud team? Thats right folks,it was moi! :D

They're not quite there yet but sheesh port are the real shit deal arent they? dont listen to stewies dribble about their first quarters, they're bona fide shite. And nothing more.

Hmmm the 3rd youngest team in the AFL (Port) went to play at a ground where they have never played before, without their coach, had a shit first quarter, shit umpiring and yet only lost by 10 points. Not bad. We should beat Richmond this week.
On the AFL ladder predictor, I had us winning 8 more games and finishing 8th. Come at me, KE.

Such confidence, such brashness....This must seem like a lifetime ago stewie you poor bastard!

[Stewie]

Trengove's injury has hit us worse than I first thought. It has completely fucked up our defencive structure unfortunately, even though Trengove's disposal is usually pretty average. Port only had 4 less inside 50's today. Poor accuracy and defence cost us big time.

And KE, go back and check how shit our first quarters have been in comparison to the last 3 quarters. Give yourself an uppercut while you're at it. There's a lad.

[piesman2011]

Geelong by 40 points.

Should have listen to me KE. 40+ would have gotten u the chocolates.

[Raiderdave]

Trengove's injury has hit us worse than I first thought. It has completely fucked up our defencive structure unfortunately, even though Trengove's disposal is usually pretty average. Port only had 4 less inside 50's today. Poor accuracy and defence cost us big time.

And KE, go back and check how shit our first quarters have been in comparison to the last 3 quarters. Give yourself an uppercut while you're at it. There's a lad.

but but but

but but

[Fred]

Dave's obsessed with butts lol

[King-Eliagh]

Trengove's injury has hit us worse than I first thought. It has completely fucked up our defencive structure unfortunately, even though Trengove's disposal is usually pretty average. Port only had 4 less inside 50's today. Poor accuracy and defence cost us big time.

And KE, go back and check how shit our first quarters have been in comparison to the last 3 quarters. Give yourself an uppercut while you're at it. There's a lad.

but but but

but but

because its true.

[King-Eliagh]

Wow, I think since I started this thread port have swiftly slid from 2nd - to 9th!

Talking footy's prophet strikes again :D

So what do people think about port against melbs this week? I dunno but I got a funny feeling Melbourne are gunna knock em off. Whatta you guys think?

[Stewie]

Port isn't playing Melbourne you moron of the highest level.

[King-Eliagh]

Oh. A little touchy touchy are we stewie. Comon mate, more fabulousness and less crankypants eh?

Port against the bulldogs then...? Any thoughts? I think the dogs'll also prob knock off ol port this weekend. And if they do port may actually be at basketcase level! :D

[Stewie]

Port simply have to bring in another key defender, Hombsch being the obvious choice. This has been lacking since Trengove went down with an injury after round 5 and a good reason as to why our form has slumped so much. Tipping Port in a close one up in Darwin.

[King-Eliagh]

Wow. Just saw the result. Such is the rise and fall of port Adelaide eh. Tell me. Why did no AFL fans acknowledge my points in this thread? They have all been valid, evidence based, and sensible. You chumps just don't get common sense do yas? Is it you're all that dumb?

Didn't see the match but what happened this time stewie? First quarter? Trengrove? Umps? Hot weather? Someone slip some laxatives in ports Gatorade? Is that why they were ... 'shit' ?

Or is it simply that port are just a basketcase?

[Stewie]

Wow. Just saw the result. Such is the rise and fall of port Adelaide eh. Tell me. Why did no AFL fans acknowledge my points in this thread? They have all been valid, evidence based, and sensible. You chumps just don't get common sense do yas? Is it you're all that dumb?

Didn't see the match but what happened this time stewie? First quarter? Trengrove? Umps? Hot weather? Someone slip some laxatives in ports Gatorade? Is that why they were ... 'shit' ?

Or is it simply that port are just a basketcase?

Port dominated the first half but failed to take their chances and built up a strong lead. We finally brought in another KPD in Hombsch who played well, so that's a positive. The 2nd half was deplorably bad however. This shit conditions in Darwin took a lot out of both teams but the Dogs had the better run in the 3rd Q and built a good lead. The skills were shocking from both sides because of the humidity and the overly slippery ball. Overall it was a shit game and this is why Darwin will never have an AFL team.