
It's your resident prophet and great one KE here.
Well as you all know Port Adelaide have had what can only be described as a fairy tale start to season 2013. It's pretty and fun to watch but it aint reality folks.
I know many of you believe they are destined for greatness, I know many of you believe they've "improved out of sight". But, as your prophet I must inform you all of the future and the truth.
Port Adelaide are shithouse. After their little run of wins against basketcase sides and AFL sides who are on the decline they are destined to fall like a sack of elephant turd from a 747. Or perhaps more adequately they'll fall like the little man in Stewies avatar, who's jumped in the air with his legs spread wide dressed in such a flamboyant, colourful, bright, out there, smart tight fitting outfit (ahem, closet, get out of it stewie).
They're playing richmond in a few days and me and stewie have a signature bet on. The poor deluded fool really thinks they'll win. As do the bookies. Folks, listen to my prophecy and you're likely to make some coin as at present richmond are about $2.45 to win. Eeeeeeaaaaaasssy money. Dont thank me for it though, its just what i do.

As for the fall of PA we also have numerous fans claiming how many port are likely to WIN during their last 11 matches.
I'm in at 2 max.
Pies is in at 5
Stewie is in at 6
Xman is in at 4.
Or that's what i think it was. So make your predictions here folks. I'll keep a tab on this shithouse basketcase sides progress as we go.
Yours Sincerely,
Your Talking Footy Prophet Genius (TFPG), KE
