Future waterboy Jarred Hayne seen at GWS training

[King-Eliagh]

Excuse me, King-Eliagh, but when is the term "an" used? Before a vowel. Does "NRL" start with a vowel? I didn't know that N was a vowel.

Ahh the AFL supporters, they do it everytime

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[Topper]

What's so funny? I said it before. Stop playing dumb because it doesn't suit you.

[AFL Warrior]

King-Tulip does not know if it is a NRL hack or an AFL supporter. This fool attends and claims to play Aussie rules but takes every opportunity to attack the game and goes off defending rugby league. This fool would not be a person you would want to be fighting alongside with in Afghansitan as this coward would probably shoot you in the back and side up with the Taliban. There is a word for fools like King-Tulip..gutless cowards who have no backbone or loyalty. Scum like this gutless spineless creature make me want to From this day forward this fool will be know as King-Coward

[King-Eliagh]

I'm not playing dumb Topper me lad. I've simply provided you with some more education. Once again you havent acknowledged it, but them's the brakes with you AFL turkeys.

Now 'Warrior' you needs to understand the only reason I side with the NRL mob so much is because they have the guts to acknowledge deficiencies in their code and on the whole the NRL crew in here are far more honest and intelligent than the AFL mob, so its more fun poking fun at you guys. I know its somewhat sadistic but hey you're a racist bogan neanderthal child, so you deserve it. TLPG is a peanut and a fiery drag queen dictator so he/she deserves it and his/her alter ego Topper is a moralistic dumb twat who comes in being a know it all insidious merkin, so he deserves it to.

You got the picture now 'Warrior' you silly buttplug?? :>::

[AFL Warrior]

All it proves is that your a two face gutless wonder King-Coward.

[Topper]

I'm not playing dumb Topper me lad. I've simply provided you with some more education. Once again you havent acknowledged it, but them's the brakes with you AFL turkeys.

You are not an educator if this is anything to go by.

[King-Eliagh]

Ahhh, whatever you big blouse. Where's my thanks for teaching you which article to use before an acronym?

If you dont like thanks thats fine, just acknowledge I was right and you were wrong again.

[Topper]

Article before an acronym? Now you're making things up to try and make yourself look clever. It's not going to work.

[King-Eliagh]

Oh shite its grammar o 101 time. I feel for you as I too had no idea with grammar. It's a large fault in our Australian education system. Grammar was particularly void during the 70's 80's and 90's. A real shame, but fortunately for me I've travelled through several different countries and had to learn other languages. First of all you really need to understand grammar, the structure of your language, and now I do :D

So Topper me lad, an acronym is a shortening of words such as NRL for National Rugby League :D

An article is a word which combines with a noun to highlight what reference is being made to the noun i.e. a, an, the etc. Comprehende Topper me boy?

That's lesson two for you today Topper :D Ahh the beauty of teaching

[AFL Warrior]

What has your stupid pretend education lesson got to do with this thread King-Coward? This thread is about the "Lame Hayne" begging to be allowed to play for GWS. By the way I have noticed in Thydney there are a lot of pillow pushers? Is this a Mardi Gras-NRL initiative?

[King-Eliagh]

Topper asked me a question like a school child does. I answered him and taught him a lesson like a teacher.

I do understand though it is off topic so thankyou 'Warrior' for bringing this back on topic. I think it was Topper me boy who took us off topic, he has a hankering for that the lil dumb rascal.

Yes Hayne, what a legend, I'm sure he would be a class act in AFL and they would struggle to hold him. Raiders right though the AFL are desperate for NRL players and will literally play millions for NRL ilk who have never played Aussie Rules b4. This is the ultimate example of the AFL conceding to the greatness and athleticism of modern day NRL players.

And as to your second statement about mardi gras. Isnt this thread on hayne and aussie rules? Didnt you just state this in the very same post in which you turn the topic? Hello mcfly, anyone home!

Get out in sydney town neanderthal and cut that friggin mullet off!

[Topper]

You answered nothing, King-Eliagh. You are not a teacher. You are a terrorist and in fact you are as decadent as you seem to think we are. Hayne I'm sure would be a good addition to the Giants playing list in the future. Even on a regular pay packet he'd be making more than he would with the Eels.

[AFL Warrior]

Yes GWS pays well for waterboys and the "Lame Hayne" would fit nicely into that role!

[Topper]

Oh I think he could be better than that. How about the runner?

[King-Eliagh]

I've taught you many a lesson this morning and although you dont show recognition, deep down I know you're learning from me

For strength, speed and agility Hayne would blow away folk like gary ablett. You'd just need to teach him how to kick and some game sense. Unfortunately game sense isnt haynes forte yet so it would be interesting watchign him play.