Thought I'd keep our favourite man Darren Lockyer at the head of the threads. Beaussie and Grim need to know he's back and wearing their country's colours, the green and gold

Keep reading the sports pages Beaussie and Grim, you'll be sure to see Lockyers mug staring right back at you

Apart from the odd shameful event, I havent seen any AFL players in the papers of late... ... what's up with that?