King-Eliagh wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:59 pm
The coaches and players are telling us what’s what nlol - Drug use is “out of control” and then Jonathan Brown has informed us all that On any given day they’re likely heading to the salon and gettin their back crack and sack waxed.
It’s just wrong all round!
i mean I don’t mind if they wanna wear pink head bands and adopt women’s hair dos but goImg hairless is really pushin the boundaries. I’d actually suggest those who are adopting female hairdos and getting the back crack and sack oughtta forfeit their tackle box and go the whole hog and just become a woman already. Don’t ya think nlol?
They could play in the women’s AFL, it’d possibly raise the standard there having a whole bunch of ex AFL level
Men playing.
You are so for off the pulse ke.
It's most probably your age.
Or a sex life consisting of your preferred hand and a perfectly microwaved grape fruit.
Probably both...
Now,
Firstly, for the sake of rating I'm going to use analogies.
When a bloke is presented a delicious little "meal" to munch into it is far more appetising when it's not covered in hair.
Same goes for women. They will vigorously and I mean vigorously devour a "meal" devoid of hair opposed to hesitantly having a "taste" of what is best described as a couple of huntsman's wrestling over a peach because they feel obliged.
Come on ke. Think of the women here. It's a win win.
You are seriously missing out here.....
You're old school, I get it, I respect it. But..
Just think of the women next time will ya?
Now, apart from all that. There's the visual inch ke.
Again, for the sake of rating I'll use analogies.
Picture a hilltop with a single 100ft mountain ash on it surrounded by grass.
Next to it another Hill with a single 100ft mountain ash on it surrounded by 20ft trees and scrub.
You keeping up ke?
Which "tree" looks bigger?
Now, I personally take advantage of this phenomenon.
My modest 4 inches mightn't sound like much,
But some women like it that thick.....
And every inch helps.
My missus will tell ya....
But the secondary advantages to all this is the regular strapping requirements of these elite sportsmen. The improved drag co-efficient and the obvious weight reduction.
This is also where you're highlighting that you've never got close to peak physical condition where incremental advantages make a difference.
Now, please. Don't thank me. Just do yourself a favour.
I promise you'll feel like a better person.
just, whatever you do don’t try and explain it so all appears normal. Just forget about this strong deep urge inside you to explain this is ok.... now breath in .... and out ....
I didn’t ask you to comment how you felt “if he’s ok with it” 
