AFL On The Verge Of Collapse!

[pussycat]

Just made that up, but I do like the sound of it

[Terry]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're sure having a horrendous year!! No on saw the slow motion car crash that is their ratings decline coming. In fact some 'learned experts' predicted a HUGE drop in RL ratings & the AFL to remain solid or improve lolololololol. And guess what happened??????? The EXACT opposite lolololololololol!!!!!

[AFLcrap1]

I seriously hope GIl the dil doesn't lose his job as boss of fumbles.
Under him things seem to be going bad.. lol long may it continue

The game is a mess ..just look at the fans complaints all over social media
Then there's the ratings ..nosediving like a kamikaze pilot .
Then there's th lies that once upon a time we're never questioned .
Now fans & some media are very vocal about the bullshit number crowds .

Look at China
Lol when questioned he tells more porkies to cover up the sellout crap .

All hail the leader ..long may he reign & continue to inflict damage upon this abortion of a sport .

[King-Eliagh]

clear, valid, brutally honest and precisely to the point thread.


A strong contender for thread of the year

[NlolRL]

'just made that up'

sounds like most of your threads

[leeroy*NRL*]

without a doubt a shocker of a year>> cannot think of a worse year for the AFL>>

All parts of the games are in disarray, and all issues have arisen from the TOP

Keep it up Gill

[Pete_2211]

I must admit that I have lost a bit of interest in the footy this year & I normally love it

[NlolRL]

without a doubt a shocker of a year>> cannot think of a worse year for the AFL>>

All parts of the games are in disarray, and all issues have arisen from the TOP

Keep it up Gill

Except crowds and memberships are up, and revenue is healthy too

[leeroy*NRL*]

without a doubt a shocker of a year>> cannot think of a worse year for the AFL>>

All parts of the games are in disarray, and all issues have arisen from the TOP

Keep it up Gill

Except crowds and memberships are up, and revenue is healthy too

that is true lol

[King-Eliagh]

I must admit that I have lost a bit of interest in the footy this year & I normally love it

I’m sorry to hear you’re not feeling so well pete. I totally know what you’re feeling thoUgh. I’ve seen these symptoms before and I have a good surefire remedy I can offer you. Just follow this method below and you’ll be fine in no time

1. Go outside, gather 12 or so hand sized rocks and make a circle on the earth, approx 45cm diameter.
2. Take that brissie Lions Guernsey and grab a five litre jerry can and fill it with petrol.
2. Take guernsey outside and full jerry can outside, place guenrsey in circle of rocks, put jerry can to side
3. Google “dodgiest Indian curry Brisbane”, call entry with worst reviews and order large serving of beef Vindaloo
4. At the end of order ask for extra spicey please
5. Wait for delivery
6. When delivery arrives eat it all up with a glass of warm milk and the yoke of three raw eggs
7. Wait for ten minutes then boil a brew of strong coffee, drink
8. When your stomach starts turning like there’s a devils foetus trying to get out just hold on for as long as you can and repeat “I will get the AFL demon out of my body! I will get the AFL demon out of my body” (if you need a priest at this point feel free to use one)
9. When the sweat is dripping from your forehead walk outside to circle of rocks, drop your pants, squat.... and release the demons all over the brissie Lions guernsey.
10. Get up and douse the mess with petrol, stand well back and throw a lit match on it.

Its not uncommon at this point to have hallucinations of godawful things such as Andy Demetrius rubbing butter over his fat rolls or jimmy hird eating pigs brains. Just bare it out and stay put for 10mins until the fire goes down.

11.go back inside, download nrl app and watch 3 full games of any rugby league match you choose.

After this I assure you, you will be feeling better and fully cured. You’ll be ok mate.

[leeroy*NRL*]

[Laniger]

Strange........just felt a pang of sympathy for you poor
buggers. Never thought that possible.

[King-Eliagh]

Strange........just felt a pang of sympathy for you poor
buggers. Never thought that possible.

Yep, i gotta say I’m with ya laniger me lil crows Toffa boy.

Pete is clearly rely upset with what he’s realised and nlol is more in denial than ever. We should all feel sympathy for these two souls, lost at opposite ends of the spectrum but lost all the same.

[SportCapital]

I must admit that I have lost a bit of interest in the footy this year & I normally love it

I’m sorry to hear you’re not feeling so well pete. I totally know what you’re feeling thoUgh. I’ve seen these symptoms before and I have a good surefire remedy I can offer you. Just follow this method below and you’ll be fine in no time

Now I understand.
That was your response to the news of Para signing Haynes.

Go ahead Pete, cleanse away. It worked for KE.

[Laniger]

Really and truly this thread takes the bun for what we could call
an "aint it awful" RL thread.