Now reduced to begging AFL fans and officials to attend a game and still expectations are low.
My god, can't even sellout pissy AAMI Park with no AFL to compete against. Give it up already NRL.

For years it has been a running joke that if you Google “Melbourne Storm’’ you are more likely to get a weather report than anything about the NRL’s southern franchise in the local media.
So the Storm are attempting to maximise their rare scheduling advantage. Not only is McLachlan invited, so too are his many constituents.
Members of all AFL clubs can get half-priced tickets to the Brisbane and Cronulla games and the Storm are increasing the pre-game entertainment to “maximise the experience’’.
In the face of fierce competition the Storm are proud of the “strong niche’’ they have carved in Melbourne. Membership is up from 15,000 to almost 18,000. While crowds have been flat, the club opened with three Monday night games. The average is expected to rise with at least 18,000 expected on Friday night and well over 20,000 for the Sharks game.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/nrl/m ... 8e36ca78f1