I write to you this morn with grave concerns about what i see as prevalent amongst the males of southern australia. The females from down there arent too shabby but there is substantial evidence now which makes it clear that the non-indigenous anglo males who are atleast 3rd generation southern australian and have been born and bred in this region are for want of better words...physically lesser and quite possibly lazier and less self-determined individuals.
The AFL, an acronym for a football league and humorously also what they call their favoured sport is the field in which i base my evidence of these lesser...for want of a better expression... southern whiteboys
. You see over the past few decades their sport has become ever so slightly, and no i dont use that word lightly, exposed to northern populations of male through things such as:Laughing at the code on youtube
Laughing at Aussie expats playing in a park
Laughing at the skinnyness of the AFL lads
Laughing at the short shorts and skimpy singlets the AFL lads wear
Laughing at the apparent lack of rules and messyness of the code.
Yep it happens but lets be fair, a few people from overseas have taken up the code of AFL and...well... unfortunately it is now becoming clear, and this is without need to talk about the rexona challenge
that almost any ol athlete can just waltz into the code and play at the top level at the expense of and better than many a southern young male who has practised and played the sport all his life. Seriously folks, the list of people who have waltzed into the code with comparably very little training is becoming endless and we must now say that its either the food, the culture or quite possibly now the DNA of southern Australia's whiteboys that is making them lesser physical specimens than equivalent sportsmen who have grown up anywhere in the world north of the riverina. So less discuss. Is it just their physical prowess and acumen that is lacking? Is it now a kind of wonky chromosome they have that may have resulted from thweir fathers and forefathers wearing shorts that are far too tight? Their DNA? Or is it they're a lazy bunch who arent putting in the hard yards in the gym and on the track?
Personally i think its complex and prob a mix of all of these things.
liar extraordinaire 
