Shatelaide??
Let's set things straight. Shatelaide is shithouse because:
1. It's neck and neck with Perth for the most racist capital city in the nation.
2. It's gotta be the least multicultural and multi sport following city in the nation by a long shot
3. Economically it's been flatlining for decades. The markets shithouse and Last I heard they don't have enough cash to by electric trains

if Abbott was consistent he's ask the city to be closed down, it's unsustainable.
4. Some cranky inconsistent minded bastard named wookie lives there
5. It's famous for being...wait for it... The city of churches :_<> get in one beaussie yA sinning turd and beg for forgiveness [-o< . How dare you ban moi

and while ur in there tell wookie to grow a brain.
6. If you take a swim and ur unlucky one of the great whites'll mistake you for a racist local and chew the shit out of yA.
7. Hindley street
8. Port adelaide and adelaide supporters
9. Kochies there lots
10. Who really knows the number of racist incidents occurring there daily but to use a phrase beaussie is famous for, "word on the street says" it's about 1476 racist incidents per day.
