What would you do at a talking footy Xmas luncheon?

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:14 pm

AFL isn't a sport yA derp, it's an organisation.

But yeah let's rephrase the question. which would you prefer didn't happen to you if you had to choose. The nut chomp or the date rape?

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:21 pm

The AFL is wrong

as are you cranky pants

Now answer the question my lil snotball. You can't bring up the hoppa and pretend the filander never occurred. Now which one would you think is the worser more dangerous assault..in your opinion.

cos789 · Post by **cos789** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:27 am

The_Wookie wrote:
Since the AFL advertises itself as playAFL. ill call it whatever the fuck i want.

The AFL doesn't advertise itself as "play AFL" it promotes playing the game under that banner.
There is a difference.
But then, you're the mod.

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:59 am

Play australian football league

how so very dumb.

Cuzzy if you were at the Xmas luncheon I'd duck into the kitchen, crack open a large can of the ham substitute they call spam and step outside to gather a rather full and putrid kitty litter box. I'd return to the table ur on, wait till ur mouth is open ready to speak (which is like all the time) and then step up behind you, put you in a friendly headlock and jam the cylindrical shaped spam in ur gob. As you're in shock with a gobful of spam I'd pickup the putrid kitty litter and empty its contents on ur head.

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:48 am

You're not a mod now wookie, you're admin

And it's not AFL ok. It's called Aussie rules or marngrook yA silly turnip

If you weren't sure, Admin is short for administrator

AFLcrap1 · Post by **AFLcrap1** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:16 am

Cuzzy can stamp his feet all he likes .
Wookie is right .
It's advertised as AFL Queensland up here ..not Aussie ruullllz .
From juniors to seniors it's play AFL ..

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:58 am

It is advertised that way and it's an acronym for the organisation running the comp.

AFL just ain't the sports name, as much as they harp on about it. I guess the other option (australian rules) is also a really shitty name so it's tough for the fans.

leagueiscrap · Post by **leagueiscrap** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:40 pm

King-Eliagh wrote:
The_Wookie wrote:
better than getting a finger up the arse when you least expect it
What would you prefer wook. A finger up the clacker or someone trying to pop your left nut by biting down hard on it?

wookie said he prefers AFL not League

AFLcrap1 · Post by **AFLcrap1** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:25 pm

By the look of your posting here & at BF ,you would be the Entertainment for the night .

Comedy gold .

As shown here in your BF post .

wait until the Lions start winning a few!, they have been a basket case since 2004
people crap on how Brisbane & SE Qld is NRL heart land, that is crap
.

Lol .
Who writes this stuff for you .
Top quality comedy .

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:14 pm

leagueiscrap wrote:
wookie said he prefers AFL not League

And his subtext therefore tells us he'd prefer a full chomp to his left nut before receiving a hoppa

Wookie, did you know the human jaw is the strongest contracting mechanism in the human body?

vandyk · Post by **vandyk** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:33 pm

would introduce myself to everyone then hang shit on whoever barracked for the team hawthorn beats in the gf

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:00 pm

Things have changed. I'd act differently now.

I'd bring in folk from Alcoholics Anonymous to provide adumb with some materials and information. I'd arrange for some guru meditation expert to provide wookie with anger and arrogance management support. I'd bring a copy of 'the little boy who cried wolf' that has been digitally enhanced so that the little boy has beaussies head on it and the wolf that eventually rocks up has a gws logo on his side.

Just tryin to help out mah bros

The axe · Post by **The axe** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:04 pm

King-Eliagh wrote:
Imagine it if beaussie forked out a few thou and put us up at a ritzy restaurant for Xmas. Wouldn't it be awesome? What would you guys do if we all met and had lunch together? How would you act? Who would you sit and chat with? What else would you do?

Well here's the thread to let us all know folks :D

Wookie, can you thwack this one up as a sticky stat please.

Who's fake ID are you using to get in? adults only big guy.

King-Eliagh · Post by **King-Eliagh** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:08 pm

Contribute axeman. the thread is about what you would do at a tfc Xmas luncheon. Comon, you can do it.

It's gotta be better than riding on my cotails. Right?

The axe · Post by **The axe** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:16 pm

King-Eliagh wrote:
Contribute axeman. the thread is about what you would do at a tfc Xmas luncheon. Comon, you can do it.

It's gotta be better than riding on my cotails. Right?

I ride on no mans cotails, I think?

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