What would you do at a talking footy Xmas luncheon?

[King-Eliagh]

Imagine it if beaussie forked out a few thou and put us up at a ritzy restaurant for Xmas. Wouldn't it be awesome? What would you guys do if we all met and had lunch together? How would you act? Who would you sit and chat with? What else would you do?

Well here's the thread to let us all know folks :D

Wookie, can you thwack this one up as a sticky stat please.

[King-Eliagh]

Personally, as soon as I arrived I'd stroll on up to wookie and whisper in his ear ... "
Wookie...while we hold you above the likes of cwacker, in my books your the chump most likely to pay women to whip him while he trots about Gaffa taped on all fours wearing a mankini. I mean, you're modding on numerous forums and have the temper of a pile of steaming Doberman turd. Its always the ones who pretend to be tough and dominant that, in private, are all fukked up like...."

Then I'd lean forward and ever so discretely knee him in the nuts

:D

[AFLcrap1]

Lol

[King-Eliagh]

Lol

[King-Eliagh]

After dropping wookie, I'd cruise over to a derelict looking bum with a hip flask who's scoffing all the entrees like it's been his first meal in weeks.

I'd ask in very slow loud clear and mouthed out words "Adumb? Is that you?" On hearing some muffled response that sounded affirmative I'd respond. "You poor bastard"

Then I'd prob grab him by the arm, start patting him on the head in a patronising manner while walking him to the back door. I'd open the door, push the weedy malnourished flea bag forward before giving one almighty kick in the asss to send him tumbling down the steps before swiftly locking the door and heading back in.

:D

[Raiderdave]

ha ha ha

well you'd laugh a lot for sure

I mean
dumbo probably has never used cutlery for starters
so as he's sipping his metho in a champagne glass.. he'd be eating his soup with a fork .... & his steak with a spoon .. ha ha ha

AFlcrap would be wearing a Doc Mc Stuffins T shirt .. so Porky would be hiding under the table
Forrest would be doin laps around said table

being chased by me

runnnnn forrest
ruuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

you & Parra standing their downing a cold ale laughing your nutz off



Wookie would be throwing a rope over a beam to hang himself


a hoot is wot it'd be LOL

[AFLcrap1]

After dropping wookie, I'd cruise over to a derelict looking bum with a hip flask who's scoffing all the entrees like it's been his first meal in weeks.

I'd ask in very slow loud clear and mouthed out words "Adumb? Is that you?" On hearing some muffled response that sounded affirmative I'd respond. "You poor bastard"

Then I'd prob grab him by the arm, start patting him on the head in a patronising manner while walking him to the back door. I'd open the door, push the weedy malnourished flea bag forward before giving one almighty kick in the asss to send him tumbling down the steps before swiftly locking the door and heading back in.

:D

Lol

[AFLcrap1]

ha ha ha

well you'd laugh a lot for sure

I mean
dumbo probably has never used cutlery for starters
so as he's sipping his metho in a champagne glass.. he'd be eating his soup with a fork .... & his steak with a spoon .. ha ha ha

AFlcrap would be wearing a Doc Mc Stuffins T shirt .. so Porky would be hiding under the table
Forrest would be doin laps around said table

being chased by me

runnnnn forrest
ruuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

you & Parra standing their downing a cold ale laughing your nutz off



Wookie would be throwing a rope over a beam to hang himself


a hoot is wot it'd be LOL

Lol x100

[NlolRL]

ha ha ha

well you'd laugh a lot for sure

I mean
dumbo probably has never used cutlery for starters
so as he's sipping his metho in a champagne glass.. he'd be eating his soup with a fork .... & his steak with a spoon .. ha ha ha

AFlcrap would be wearing a Doc Mc Stuffins T shirt .. so Porky would be hiding under the table
Forrest would be doin laps around said table

being chased by me

runnnnn forrest
ruuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

you & Parra standing their downing a cold ale laughing your nutz off



Wookie would be throwing a rope over a beam to hang himself


a hoot is wot it'd be LOL

if anyone hasnt used cutlery before its this adolescent who uses terms like those bolded above, as well as other profanities

[leagueiscrap]

After dropping wookie, I'd cruise over to a derelict looking bum with a hip flask who's scoffing all the entrees like it's been his first meal in weeks.

I'd ask in very slow loud clear and mouthed out words "Adumb? Is that you?" On hearing some muffled response that sounded affirmative I'd respond. "You poor bastard"

Then I'd prob grab him by the arm, start patting him on the head in a patronising manner while walking him to the back door. I'd open the door, push the weedy malnourished flea bag forward before giving one almighty kick in the asss to send him tumbling down the steps before swiftly locking the door and heading back in.

:D

go back to your game of call of duty. Eliagh. you don't get out much do you!

[King-Eliagh]

Is that seriously all ya got adumb? lol

I don't have time for games my stale alcohol smelling friend. fyi, I was out all weekend, partying in bars, bbqing on balconies, it was awesome. and to top it off I rockup to work on Monday morn to hear the news that its likely, on top of another o/s work trip I am planning, that me and my work team will be hitting nz during November later this year :D its really nice during that time of year, particularly the harbour areas.

I just cant wait :) aaaaahhhhhh

[Pete_09]

What would u say 7 do to me King?

[King-Eliagh]

Ohhohohohohooooo pete. You've been a half decent member me boy but, unfortunately you've fukked up a time too many. I'd take it easy on you bro. I'd spot the uncoordinated goofy looking lad wearing a hat with flaps for sun protection and wait patiently 'til you turned ur head in the opposite direction.... Then I'd grab the softest of boiled spud off o' me plate and fairly roughly mash it in the back o' yer noggin.

But yeah, I'd letcha stay in the restaurant after that :)

[AFLcrap1]

Ive changed my mind, before hanging myself, Id take out leagueiscrap

Lol .
Can't blame you .
The rampant stupidity is very tiring .

[leagueiscrap]

After dropping wookie, I'd cruise over to a derelict looking bum with a hip flask who's scoffing all the entrees like it's been his first meal in weeks.

I'd ask in very slow loud clear and mouthed out words "Adumb? Is that you?" On hearing some muffled response that sounded affirmative I'd respond. "You poor bastard"

Then I'd prob grab him by the arm, start patting him on the head in a patronising manner while walking him to the back door. I'd open the door, push the weedy malnourished flea bag forward before giving one almighty kick in the asss to send him tumbling down the steps before swiftly locking the door and heading back in.

:D

nice to know you keep using your imangine! As the rest of your life is probably shit!

You would be the bloke at the pub who thinks he is an expert & done everything. One that tries to hard to fit in but everyone thinks is a wanker. Trying to keep up with the pace drinking, yet make every excuse why you cant!