top o' the evenin to yer, mah bitches :D Firstly apologies for my recent absence and a later than usual Official BBL season opener thread. I've been very busy in my other professional pursuits which has required significant travels Over the last 7 weeks.
Anyhoo, it's that time of year again! Yes it's the AFL pre season, a time where anywhere from four to six teams are battling away to try and get a pack of old battle weary goats, uncoordinated douchebags, pimply faced weedling teenagers and unskilled, sometimes completely inexperienced players of alternative more manly codes together to form a team that will be a laughing stock of the league, an utterly uncompetitive blight on the AFL. They're called the blithering basketcase league folks, or the BBL and we should all laugh at them again this year as they cop thrashing after thrashing after thrashing
I'be correctly picked the BBL I.e the bottom 4-6 teams in the AFL comp prior to season start with ease for 3years running now, such is the awful and obvious lopsidedness within the AFL comp. and I'll do it again this year, as well as compile some of the gobsmackingly hilariously woeful stats teams like gws and melbs will no doubt rack up during the season.
So, here's yer Official 2015 BBL teams folks. Let's really enjoy in their and the AFL's misery as this bunch of drop kicks take to the field week in week out and make a mockery of themselves and the AFL this year
Melbs: an inaugural club led by a pack rife with cheating lying shits. The shame this club has is insurmountable. And the players they field on the pitch in 2015 will only make the club look worse. They're likely to get thumped by 100+ about six times this season
GdubbyaS: this squad of pimply nosed circus freaks came together as a shambles in 2012. They were an experiment gone oh so wrong. They were believed to have progressed to a "scarily good" squad within a few years. Instead they've done jack diddly squat and have desperately tried to replace the pimply nosed freaks with actual men with AFL experience. Unfortunately this hasn't worked neither. GdubbyaS are doomed in 2015, DOOMED! And they'll remain this way till atleast 2020
Stkilledher: along with the other bbl teams this squad of teenage molesting, teary eyed mummy's boys make the AFL competition look like dogs vommit, week in week out. They are dead set shithouse, the type that wore Velcro strap shoes because they couldn't tye their shoelaces. The entire club was shown up, outwitted and shamed by one of dumbest teenage girls in all of victoria a few years back. They'll go nowhere good in 2015. My suggestion? Point and laugh at them whenever you sight em.
Brissie: this pack of fumbling depressed clowns are perhaps the saddest sight in professional sport. From the lofty heights they reached just ten years back, they now are the droopiest bunch of sad cases ever. They'll throw in numerous performances that a geriatric ward team would be ashamed of this season. My advice? Don't watch em, there's so many better things you should be dong with yer life
Western dogs: this squad mifht just win the bbl this year. They're a team that looks like they've just been injected with near lethal amounts of heroin so compared to the other bbl teams they don't look too shabby. But put em against AFL teams and these croaky dishevelled malnourished looking deadbeats are amusingly woeful. My suggestion? Only those who are being payed such as commentators etc should watch these toads run around.
Yours truly,
KE, CEO 2015 BBL
Have you become dumber during my absence? 
liar extraordinaire 