nrl star fined for urinating on police car

[sydneyfc]

greg bird, nrl superstar. gets married, pissed up and pisses all over a police car in full view of the public

fucking boofhead

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Gold Coast Titans captain Greg Bird fined for urinating on a police car a day after his wedding

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December 8, 2014 - 12:34PM

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A photo posted on Instagram of Greg Bird dancing with his bride Becky Rochow.

A photo posted on Instagram of Greg Bird dancing with his bride Becky Rochow. Photo: Instagram account: @birdman_013

Gold Coast Titans captain Greg Bird has been fined after he urinated on a police car a day after his wedding in Byron Bay.

Police said the 30-year-old representative forward was spotted by a number of witnesses urinating on the fully marked police car moments after leaving a Bay Street premises at 7:45pm on Sunday.

Bird attended Byron Bay police station on Monday morning where he was issued with a criminal infringement notice, police said.
Pre-wedding drinks: Greg Bird with several NRL stars, including Paul Gallen, Josh and Brett Morris and Luke Lewis.

Pre-wedding drinks: Greg Bird with several NRL stars, including Paul Gallen, Josh and Brett Morris and Luke Lewis.

The incident happened a day after Bird married Becky Rochow, the sister of Newcastle Knights forward Robbie Rochow, in a ceremony at Byron Bay.
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A number of Bird's NSW teammates, including captain Paul Gallen and Brett and Josh Morris, were present for the Saturday nuptials.

Bird told News Corporation he was putting his honeymoon on hold and would return to pre-season training on Monday before heading to the US and on a Caribbean cruise.

[Raiderdave]

In breaking news

Another 2482 people were fined for exactly the same offense nationally this weekend

Seriously
Who gives a fuck

[Vlad Tepes]

It doesn't matter whether it's in their own mouths, in hotel rooms or on the cars of the fine upstanding officers who serve our community, nothing is too low for the thugby League redneck. Nothing. They're as classless as most of the bogans who watch the sport.

For shame.

[sydneyfc]

In breaking news

Another 2482 people were fined for exactly the same offense nationally this weekend

Seriously
Who gives a fuck

indeed

dave speaks from experience

an experienced public urinator in the flesh and a mighty member of tfc

id say you still trump birdy quite easily as you had 2 moving targets(kids) that you had to aim at while bird had a parked car so the difficulty of your achievement was ten fold

It doesn't matter whether it's in their own mouths, in hotel rooms or on the cars of the fine upstanding officers who serve our community, nothing is too low for the thugby League redneck. Nothing. They're as classless as most of the bogans who watch the sport.

For shame.

nrl already introduced it's new line of nrl underwear...perhaps they should bring out a diaper range as well :_<>

[Foolproof]

I seem to recall at least a couple of AFL players have urinated on the field, so I don't think jumping on this fool thinking this is NRL behaviour is appropriate. Let's just jump on the individuals instead of the code if we're going to make a big thing of this.

[Raiderdave]

I seem to recall at least a couple of AFL players have urinated on the field, so I don't think jumping on this fool thinking this is NRL behaviour is appropriate. Let's just jump on the individuals instead of the code if we're going to make a big thing of this.

Well
Youd never see LOL league players doing this sort of thing

They havent got dicks ....!!

[Foolproof]

That was uncalled for. There's nothing wrong with soccer.

[Raiderdave]

That was uncalled for. There's nothing wrong with soccer.

:_<>
A sport for women played by dickless ladyboys

Yeah
Theres nothing wrong with that eh?

[Foolproof]

You're getting the Mathildas mixed up with the Socceroos. Open your eyes, my friend.

[Raiderdave]

You're getting the Mathildas mixed up with the Socceroos. Open your eyes, my friend.

Theres a difference ? >

[Foolproof]

Yes there is. It's called practical anatomy. They teach it in school.

[leagueiscrap]

In breaking news

Another 2482 people were fined for exactly the same offense nationally this weekend

Seriously
Who gives a fuck

urinating in public & League fans are a common thing, something dribbler dave knows all about

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[Foolproof]

It happens in AFL as well.

[leagueiscrap]

neither does its players

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[sydneyfc]

That was uncalled for. There's nothing wrong with soccer.

:_<>
A sport for women played by dickless ladyboys

Yeah
Theres nothing wrong with that eh?

sik comedy gold