Fraternizing with criminals...again and again

[King-Eliagh]

It's a real culture **** the AFL. Several of their current players and many of their past like hanging with Australias most dangerous and dodgy crims. It's concerning but what does the AFL do about it? Nuttin.

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8896853

[AFLcrap1]

CULTURE.

[piesman2011]

He was approached by Mitchell. He reported it straight away. Personally I wouldn't be telling him to fuck off. I would be letting him take the photo and walking away. He did the right thing.

[King-Eliagh]

Yeah he was approached and their was nuttin poor widdle swanny could do about it.....says the collingwood media manager after poor widdle swanny was seen fraternising with another underworld gang boss just months earlier. Meanwhile a Richmond player is good buds with Mitchell too. It's all bleeding obvious pies, comon champ face that truth. The AFL lads are associating with high end crims at a concerning rate compared to other sportsman. A very concerning rate

[piesman2011]

Yeah he was approached and their was nuttin poor widdle swanny could do about it.....says the collingwood media manager after poor widdle swanny was seen fraternising with another underworld gang boss just months earlier. Meanwhile a Richmond player is good buds with Mitchell too. It's all bleeding obvious pies, comon champ face that truth. The AFL lads are associating with high end crims at a concerning rate compared to other sportsman. A very concerning rate

Option B was telling Mitchell to fuck off. Probably nothing would have happened, but I wouldn't be taking the risk over a photograph. Swannie played it perfectly. It was a similar situation months earlier when he was approached by Gatto. Although he should have been smarter with working out that the restaurant was owned by Gato's brother and not attended.

[King-Eliagh]

Jesus, do you still seriously believe what the collingwood media manager said?

He 'managed' it all quite well really but those with half a brain can join the dots. Swannys out hangin with his crim bud talking crime money tattoos testicles and transvestites having himself a tops evening. All is going great, so great Mitchell wants a photo and gets one with his chum before returning to talk crime, when they can hang with gazza Ablett senior, how cool Ricky Nixon is and 16 year old girls for the rest of the eve. Swanny gets home, stashes the free cocaine he received for connecting the underworld crim with dodgy sports scientists, dodgy Victorian cops and an illegal sports gambling syndicate, before flipping his laptop on to see the pics on social media...

after doing some of these ones > lil swanny gets to doing some of these

And then he dials his collingwood media manager aka the guy they've nicknamed 'sweep sweep'

" fuck ... Fuck fuck fuck...fuuuuuck, there's a pic with me and my mate Mitchell on social media. I'm fukkin done for, they'll investigate and lock me up. Fukk fuuck fuuck ... Fuck fuck fuck duck I mean fuck...fukk man what am I gunna do??? :-+ :-+

And media manager goes "snap the fukk out of it swanny. Listen, we'll whip up a press release, like we've done before and smooth it all out like ok? Soo this is how it went down. You were out enjoying a peaceful dinner discussing mozharts symphony, the Age of Enlightenment and it's impacts on modern society along with late modern European art when this thug Mitchell came up behind you and was like gimme a photo or else. To which you obliged...your hands were tied right? "

Swanny then goes "yeeeahh. Umm > but won't people think wait a minute, I've been hanging with other underworld crims too?"

The media manager then swiftly slaps swanny with an open palm across the head four times "what are you a fukkin idiot?! The fans and AFL think tank are dumber than the dumbest chimps on. The planet! They'll fall hook line and sinker and say stuff like 'what was he meant to do say fuck off?' Just leave it to me swanny. You just relax. Smoke some of that weed you got and enjoy a few xanex or whatever you do. I got this alright?"

Swanny then weeps, sobs and whelps into his phone "I love you man. I really do. The cheque will be in the mail k"


Get a grip pies, it's clear Swannys up to no good.

[AFLcrap1]

Remember this thread by Bea..
What a backfire.

Oh dear NRL

Postby Beaussie » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:51 pm

What is it with your fucked up players and the need to hang out with convicted druggies?

He got smashed in that thread * disappeared,So I don't expect him in here when the crim derpers are still hanging out with the underworld.

[King-Eliagh]

It's just so much more prevalent in the AFL culture. I mean, if you hang out with crims and still get called god, then why not eh?

[piesman2011]

Jesus, do you still seriously believe what the collingwood media manager said?

He 'managed' it all quite well really but those with half a brain can join the dots. Swannys out hangin with his crim bud talking crime money tattoos testicles and transvestites having himself a tops evening. All is going great, so great Mitchell wants a photo and gets one with his chum before returning to talk crime, when they can hang with gazza Ablett senior, how cool Ricky Nixon is and 16 year old girls for the rest of the eve. Swanny gets home, stashes the free cocaine he received for connecting the underworld crim with dodgy sports scientists, dodgy Victorian cops and an illegal sports gambling syndicate, before flipping his laptop on to see the pics on social media...

after doing some of these ones > lil swanny gets to doing some of these

And then he dials his collingwood media manager aka the guy they've nicknamed 'sweep sweep'

" fuck ... Fuck fuck fuck...fuuuuuck, there's a pic with me and my mate Mitchell on social media. I'm fukkin done for, they'll investigate and lock me up. Fukk fuuck fuuck ... Fuck fuck fuck duck I mean fuck...fukk man what am I gunna do??? :-+ :-+

And media manager goes "snap the fukk out of it swanny. Listen, we'll whip up a press release, like we've done before and smooth it all out like ok? Soo this is how it went down. You were out enjoying a peaceful dinner discussing mozharts symphony, the Age of Enlightenment and it's impacts on modern society along with late modern European art when this thug Mitchell came up behind you and was like gimme a photo or else. To which you obliged...your hands were tied right? "

Swanny then goes "yeeeahh. Umm > but won't people think wait a minute, I've been hanging with other underworld crims too?"

The media manager then swiftly slaps swanny with an open palm across the head four times "what are you a fukkin idiot?! The fans and AFL think tank are dumber than the dumbest chimps on. The planet! They'll fall hook line and sinker and say stuff like 'what was he meant to do say fuck off?' Just leave it to me swanny. You just relax. Smoke some of that weed you got and enjoy a few xanex or whatever you do. I got this alright?"

Swanny then weeps, sobs and whelps into his phone "I love you man. I really do. The cheque will be in the mail k"


Get a grip pies, it's clear Swannys up to no good.

You should write fiction. Love your work.

[sydneyfc]

Jesus, do you still seriously believe what the collingwood media manager said?

He 'managed' it all quite well really but those with half a brain can join the dots. Swannys out hangin with his crim bud talking crime money tattoos testicles and transvestites having himself a tops evening. All is going great, so great Mitchell wants a photo and gets one with his chum before returning to talk crime, when they can hang with gazza Ablett senior, how cool Ricky Nixon is and 16 year old girls for the rest of the eve. Swanny gets home, stashes the free cocaine he received for connecting the underworld crim with dodgy sports scientists, dodgy Victorian cops and an illegal sports gambling syndicate, before flipping his laptop on to see the pics on social media...

after doing some of these ones > lil swanny gets to doing some of these

And then he dials his collingwood media manager aka the guy they've nicknamed 'sweep sweep'

" fuck ... Fuck fuck fuck...fuuuuuck, there's a pic with me and my mate Mitchell on social media. I'm fukkin done for, they'll investigate and lock me up. Fukk fuuck fuuck ... Fuck fuck fuck duck I mean fuck...fukk man what am I gunna do??? :-+ :-+

And media manager goes "snap the fukk out of it swanny. Listen, we'll whip up a press release, like we've done before and smooth it all out like ok? Soo this is how it went down. You were out enjoying a peaceful dinner discussing mozharts symphony, the Age of Enlightenment and it's impacts on modern society along with late modern European art when this thug Mitchell came up behind you and was like gimme a photo or else. To which you obliged...your hands were tied right? "

Swanny then goes "yeeeahh. Umm > but won't people think wait a minute, I've been hanging with other underworld crims too?"

The media manager then swiftly slaps swanny with an open palm across the head four times "what are you a fukkin idiot?! The fans and AFL think tank are dumber than the dumbest chimps on. The planet! They'll fall hook line and sinker and say stuff like 'what was he meant to do say fuck off?' Just leave it to me swanny. You just relax. Smoke some of that weed you got and enjoy a few xanex or whatever you do. I got this alright?"

Swanny then weeps, sobs and whelps into his phone "I love you man. I really do. The cheque will be in the mail k"


Get a grip pies, it's clear Swannys up to no good.

what kind of degenerate would hunch over a computer for an hour typing out something like this

....lmao TLDR

[King-Eliagh]

An hour? You think it takes me that long to write what I can say/see in 60seconds?? You think it took me that long to write what is more likely to have gone down? :_<> thanks adumb, I'll take that as a compliment!