Skills of the AFL footballer

[AFLcrap1]

Only One sport gives points for the uncos who cant kick straight..
It also has no crossbar like other sports where you have to get the ball over or under it.
Just 2 giant sticks that any normal person could kick through.
But because these no hopers are so unco they have to give them smaller sticks so they don't feel bad when they miss all the time.

& we saw the skills that the fumblers had when they tried their hand at a sports challenge .
A midget ex jockey showed them up.

and League is for total uncos
that sports challenge the one carmichael hunt won, yet he came across to AFL and struggling to get a game for the last 3 years for a team full of kids struggling to win a game, 3 years on he is still running around in the seconds struggling with skills and fitness

Watch this from about 1.30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ZUa2GSXsM

The unco Fumbler misses(how strange ),yet the retired RL player gets it straight through with either foot & from the boundary.

AFL skills.Helping uncos feel good about themselves for 100yrs.

[Fred]

He also flicked a ball up with his feet and slotted one through from the boundary

[AFLcrap1]

Have a read of this braindead *******,
Once again the jealousy of sport that has an appeal outside the Wasteland states of OZ causes these flips to start writing absolute manure.
A few yrs ago it was a Fumbleteam that could beat the QLD SOO team at a game of RL.That was a laugh a minute.

Now with the WC in soccer coming up a backward sport starts clutching at straws for attention.
People associated with ONE WHITEY PARENT BALL just cant stand the fact that it has no international profile & other sports get international attention.

EXCUSE us while we’re blasphemous for one day. Just one, we promise.

With the first match of the Brazil World Cup kicking off later tonight, it’s been hard not to catch soccer fever — even for the AFL-mad SuperFooty team.

If you’re an AFL fan, don’t you feel just a little jealous that the best players from our sport can’t showcase their skills to the rest of the world?

Well, here’s our figurative chance.

We’ve selected an AFL World Cup team — in positions — to compete in Brazil.

It’s a strong, highly-skilled line-up that even features a few footy stars that were soccer guns during their junior years.

We’ve selected the team with the view of using the popular 4-2-3-1 formation, which is a midfield-focused setup. It comprises of four backs, five midfielders and a sole striker.

This AFL side oozes midfield talent, hence why we have chosen this formation to showcase our skills.

Yet we are just as solid down back and very dangerous up front.
http://www.news.com.au/sport/AFL/the...-1226951592702

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Welcome to the ******* bubble.
& does this **** know that this fictional team cant be interchanged 100+ times a game.
Wouldn't the players get confused that there are no Feeble sticks(For missing),& they would be shocked to learn that you have to get a ball UNDER a bar.

This sport never fail to delivers the LOLs

[Raiderdave]

Have a read of this braindead *******,
Once again the jealousy of sport that has an appeal outside the Wasteland states of OZ causes these flips to start writing absolute manure.
A few yrs ago it was a Fumbleteam that could beat the QLD SOO team at a game of RL.That was a laugh a minute.

Now with the WC in soccer coming up a backward sport starts clutching at straws for attention.
People associated with ONE WHITEY PARENT BALL just cant stand the fact that it has no international profile & other sports get international attention.

EXCUSE us while we’re blasphemous for one day. Just one, we promise.

With the first match of the Brazil World Cup kicking off later tonight, it’s been hard not to catch soccer fever — even for the AFL-mad SuperFooty team.

If you’re an AFL fan, don’t you feel just a little jealous that the best players from our sport can’t showcase their skills to the rest of the world?

Well, here’s our figurative chance.

We’ve selected an AFL World Cup team — in positions — to compete in Brazil.

It’s a strong, highly-skilled line-up that even features a few footy stars that were soccer guns during their junior years.

We’ve selected the team with the view of using the popular 4-2-3-1 formation, which is a midfield-focused setup. It comprises of four backs, five midfielders and a sole striker.

This AFL side oozes midfield talent, hence why we have chosen this formation to showcase our skills.

Yet we are just as solid down back and very dangerous up front.
http://www.news.com.au/sport/AFL/the...-1226951592702

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Welcome to the ******* bubble.
& does this **** know that this fictional team cant be interchanged 100+ times a game.
Wouldn't the players get confused that there are no Feeble sticks(For missing),& they would be shocked to learn that you have to get a ball UNDER a bar.

This sport never fail to delivers the LOLs

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the tiniest sport on the planet living its deluded dreams inside its tiny bubble
jealous
of course their fucking jealous
a domestic comp
that's all they have

Soccer . club.. international
Union .. provincial & international
League ..club . state & international
Netball
Basketball
softball
hockey
cricket


Gaelic fucking football

DARTS ...... for christs sakes

every other sport played on the planet


except
that bizarre bumbling silly little Victorian oddity ...........

[King-Eliagh]

it's true dave. Well said. Ill admit I'm a fan of the code and I find it pretty small and one dimensional at times. I mean the bwokbusters are quite good but it's still a club game so the level of skill on display can sometimes be quite mediocre and lead to a pretty lamo game whereas rep footy just has superstars all over the park so is almost always worth ur entry fee

I just hope other marngrook fans on this site can be honest and see the truth in what ur posting there dave.

[leagueiscrap]

it's true dave. Well said. Ill admit I'm a fan of the code and I find it pretty small and one dimensional at times. I mean the bwokbusters are quite good but it's still a club game so the level of skill on display can sometimes be quite mediocre and lead to a pretty lamo game whereas rep footy just has superstars all over the park so is almost always worth ur entry fee

I just hope other marngrook fans on this site can be honest and see the truth in what ur posting there dave.

lol one dimensional
run 10 meters, throw the ball left or right 8 meters and repeat action, until run out of tackles. then the other side has its turn & same process is repeated
skills involved in RL
counting to 6
jogging next to your team mate
running with the ball after your team mate has thrown it to you over a short distance
occasionally diving on the ground with ball in hand
doing a retarrrrrded celebration after scoring the try
sticking you head up your team mates bum after he has been tackled to receive the ball

wow the most skilled game in the world, no wonder why no one turns up to see any games

[Raiderdave]

it's true dave. Well said. Ill admit I'm a fan of the code and I find it pretty small and one dimensional at times. I mean the bwokbusters are quite good but it's still a club game so the level of skill on display can sometimes be quite mediocre and lead to a pretty lamo game whereas rep footy just has superstars all over the park so is almost always worth ur entry fee

I just hope other marngrook fans on this site can be honest and see the truth in what ur posting there dave.

lol one dimensional
run 10 meters, throw the ball left or right 8 meters and repeat action, until run out of tackles. then the other side has its turn & same process is repeated
skills involved in RL
counting to 6
jogging next to your team mate
running with the ball after your team mate has thrown it to you over a short distance
occasionally diving on the ground with ball in hand
doing a retarrrrrded celebration after scoring the try
sticking you head up your team mates bum after he has been tackled to receive the ball

wow the most skilled game in the world, no wonder why no one turns up to see any games

and yet
this game ( like every other on the planet ) has still some how managed to export itself beyond the shores of the nation where it started



something that funny little victardian embarrassment... hasn't.... managed to achieve yet ...... even after 120 years ? :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>
& it never will

worlds tiniest sport folks
words
tiniest

[AFLcrap1]

it's true dave. Well said. Ill admit I'm a fan of the code and I find it pretty small and one dimensional at times. I mean the bwokbusters are quite good but it's still a club game so the level of skill on display can sometimes be quite mediocre and lead to a pretty lamo game whereas rep footy just has superstars all over the park so is almost always worth ur entry fee

I just hope other marngrook fans on this site can be honest and see the truth in what ur posting there dave.

lol one dimensional
run 10 meters, throw the ball left or right 8 meters and repeat action, until run out of tackles. then the other side has its turn & same process is repeated
skills involved in RL
counting to 6
jogging next to your team mate
running with the ball after your team mate has thrown it to you over a short distance
occasionally diving on the ground with ball in hand
doing a retarrrrrded celebration after scoring the try
sticking you head up your team mates bum after he has been tackled to receive the ball

wow the most skilled game in the world, no wonder why no one turns up to see any games

Can you tell me which sport fails to get a full house in QLD ,or NSW.
Can you tell me which sport has an international profile below that of Cheese Rolling.
RL can get crowds of 45K for a pre season comp in another country.
75 K for a game in another country.
& you want to talk skills .
An ex midget jockey flogged the Fumblestar at a sports challenge .
Bert Dildo who the Victaaardians talked up as capable of matching Usain Bolt over 100M ( living in the bubble fucks your brain)got smashed by the midget,

Yeh Skills .Fumblers don't have them
Jesus you are dumb.. I mean thicker than 2 planks nailed together

[King-Eliagh]

Look most AFL players can kick pretty good. But most don't have the kicking skills of a joey johns or Chris sandow, they just don't because the game actually doesn't really require it. Apart from that ur AFL player can run heaps long distances but you can't call that a skill can you. They can do handballs and catch/mark pretty well. Most can mark well but rl wingers these days take marks as good if not better than most AFL players.

Just sayin guys, from a bloke who's played and watches both codes.

[Swans4ever]

Guys, seriously it's just not that impressive. He's kicking a ball into a bin, that's all he's bloody well doing.

Yeah yeah I know he's a long way away but it's essentially just repetitive practice. And that's if it's even real, the distance shots look fake as

Essentially this vid ain't much better but it shows a wider variety of and more impressive skills. It's also def real And the players look like they can do this shit all day.
Thanks for comin folks but please a simple drop punt into a bin just ain't that cool.

[video]http://youtu.be/CchjMAIBYy8[/video]

Didn't see them put it in a wheelie bin - way off the mark with skill!

[Raiderdave]

Guys, seriously it's just not that impressive. He's kicking a ball into a bin, that's all he's bloody well doing.

Yeah yeah I know he's a long way away but it's essentially just repetitive practice. And that's if it's even real, the distance shots look fake as

Essentially this vid ain't much better but it shows a wider variety of and more impressive skills. It's also def real And the players look like they can do this shit all day.
Thanks for comin folks but please a simple drop punt into a bin just ain't that cool.

[video]http://youtu.be/CchjMAIBYy8[/video]

Didn't see them put it in a wheelie bin - way off the mark with skill!

didn't see him have 419 goes at it like the fumbler did before getting it right either eh fuckwit ?

[NlolRL]

Look most AFL players can kick pretty good. But most don't have the kicking skills of a joey johns or Chris sandow, they just don't because the game actually doesn't really require it. Apart from that ur AFL player can run heaps long distances but you can't call that a skill can you. They can do handballs and catch/mark pretty well. Most can mark well but rl wingers these days take marks as good if not better than most AFL players.

Just sayin guys, from a bloke who's played and watches both codes.

hahaha

Buddy kicked two goals today that no RL player could ever kick, EVER

70m out on the run from the boundary line, 50 metres out on the other boundary, dodging opposition, on the run, and off balance. That's skill

[Swans4ever]

Ah bum sniffers - they think sticking ur head between another persons head takes skill! Or handballing is hard - or sticking ur finger up someone else's back passage (al la hopate) takes skill - but marking, kicking, bouncing or running is just beyond them - so is a decent club crowd!

[NRLCrap1]

Have a read of this braindead *******,
Once again the jealousy of sport that has an appeal outside the Wasteland states of OZ causes these flips to start writing absolute manure.
A few yrs ago it was a Fumbleteam that could beat the QLD SOO team at a game of RL.That was a laugh a minute.

Now with the WC in soccer coming up a backward sport starts clutching at straws for attention.
People associated with ONE WHITEY PARENT BALL just cant stand the fact that it has no international profile & other sports get international attention.

EXCUSE us while we’re blasphemous for one day. Just one, we promise.

With the first match of the Brazil World Cup kicking off later tonight, it’s been hard not to catch soccer fever — even for the AFL-mad SuperFooty team.

If you’re an AFL fan, don’t you feel just a little jealous that the best players from our sport can’t showcase their skills to the rest of the world?

Well, here’s our figurative chance.

We’ve selected an AFL World Cup team — in positions — to compete in Brazil.

It’s a strong, highly-skilled line-up that even features a few footy stars that were soccer guns during their junior years.

We’ve selected the team with the view of using the popular 4-2-3-1 formation, which is a midfield-focused setup. It comprises of four backs, five midfielders and a sole striker.

This AFL side oozes midfield talent, hence why we have chosen this formation to showcase our skills.

Yet we are just as solid down back and very dangerous up front.
http://www.news.com.au/sport/AFL/the...-1226951592702

:_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>
Welcome to the ******* bubble.
& does this **** know that this fictional team cant be interchanged 100+ times a game.
Wouldn't the players get confused that there are no Feeble sticks(For missing),& they would be shocked to learn that you have to get a ball UNDER a bar.

This sport never fail to delivers the LOLs

>

:_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>

the tiniest sport on the planet living its deluded dreams inside its tiny bubble
jealous
of course their fucking jealous
a domestic comp
that's all they have

Soccer . club.. international
Union .. provincial & international
League ..club . state & international
Netball
Basketball
softball
hockey
cricket


Gaelic fucking football

DARTS ...... for christs sakes

every other sport played on the planet


except
that bizarre bumbling silly little Victorian oddity ...........

Fuck off! AFL is played in 69 COUNTRIES, goose! How many times do you need to be told that before you get it? Do I have to arrange for it to get tattooed on your fricking hands??

[AFLcrap1]

Have a read of this braindead *******,
Once again the jealousy of sport that has an appeal outside the Wasteland states of OZ causes these flips to start writing absolute manure.
A few yrs ago it was a Fumbleteam that could beat the QLD SOO team at a game of RL.That was a laugh a minute.

Now with the WC in soccer coming up a backward sport starts clutching at straws for attention.
People associated with ONE WHITEY PARENT BALL just cant stand the fact that it has no international profile & other sports get international attention.

EXCUSE us while we’re blasphemous for one day. Just one, we promise.

With the first match of the Brazil World Cup kicking off later tonight, it’s been hard not to catch soccer fever — even for the AFL-mad SuperFooty team.

If you’re an AFL fan, don’t you feel just a little jealous that the best players from our sport can’t showcase their skills to the rest of the world?

Well, here’s our figurative chance.

We’ve selected an AFL World Cup team — in positions — to compete in Brazil.

It’s a strong, highly-skilled line-up that even features a few footy stars that were soccer guns during their junior years.

We’ve selected the team with the view of using the popular 4-2-3-1 formation, which is a midfield-focused setup. It comprises of four backs, five midfielders and a sole striker.

This AFL side oozes midfield talent, hence why we have chosen this formation to showcase our skills.

Yet we are just as solid down back and very dangerous up front.
http://www.news.com.au/sport/AFL/the...-1226951592702

:_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>
Welcome to the ******* bubble.
& does this **** know that this fictional team cant be interchanged 100+ times a game.
Wouldn't the players get confused that there are no Feeble sticks(For missing),& they would be shocked to learn that you have to get a ball UNDER a bar.

This sport never fail to delivers the LOLs

>

:_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>

the tiniest sport on the planet living its deluded dreams inside its tiny bubble
jealous
of course their fucking jealous
a domestic comp
that's all they have

Soccer . club.. international
Union .. provincial & international
League ..club . state & international
Netball
Basketball
softball
hockey
cricket


Gaelic fucking football

DARTS ...... for christs sakes

every other sport played on the planet


except
that bizarre bumbling silly little Victorian oddity ...........

Fuck off! AFL is played in 69 COUNTRIES, goose! How many times do you need to be told that before you get it? Do I have to arrange for it to get tattooed on your fricking hands??