AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 6:55 pm
What is wrong with AFL officials. Apparently in January last year Carlton president Luke Sayers X account had a picture of a dick posted. Yep, I kid you not. Poor 'ol Lukey boy said his account must have been hacked. Of course he did lolololololol!!!
Turns out fumblehouse put inspector Clouseau and Det Frank Drebin on the job to find out the truth of the matter. And in a result that surprised no one they concluded that Lukey had a very honest face and was as pure as the driven snow. The Big Dill patted 'em all on the head and congratulated 'em on a job well done. Case Closed.
Woops.......not quite lololololol!!!! Seems Lukey boy blamed his wife for posting said dick. Clouseau and Drebin didn't think to ask Wifey if this was infact correct. Gotta give it to fumblehouse.....they're thorough lololol.
Now wifey has found out and is taking Lukey to court for defamation saying it had nothing to do with her. Ya can't make this shit up lolololol!!!!! Some nasty folk are now saying this is another example of a bald faced rolled gold AFL COVER-UP. Rubbish I say.......rubbish lolololol!!!
Keep posted folks. The court case is gonna be better than a Fawlty Towers episode.
https://todayspaper.theaustralian.com.a ... 877961e803
Turns out fumblehouse put inspector Clouseau and Det Frank Drebin on the job to find out the truth of the matter. And in a result that surprised no one they concluded that Lukey had a very honest face and was as pure as the driven snow. The Big Dill patted 'em all on the head and congratulated 'em on a job well done. Case Closed.
Woops.......not quite lololololol!!!! Seems Lukey boy blamed his wife for posting said dick. Clouseau and Drebin didn't think to ask Wifey if this was infact correct. Gotta give it to fumblehouse.....they're thorough lololol.
Now wifey has found out and is taking Lukey to court for defamation saying it had nothing to do with her. Ya can't make this shit up lolololol!!!!! Some nasty folk are now saying this is another example of a bald faced rolled gold AFL COVER-UP. Rubbish I say.......rubbish lolololol!!!
Keep posted folks. The court case is gonna be better than a Fawlty Towers episode.
https://todayspaper.theaustralian.com.a ... 877961e803