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AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 6:55 pm
by Terry
What is wrong with AFL officials. Apparently in January last year Carlton president Luke Sayers X account had a picture of a dick posted. Yep, I kid you not. Poor 'ol Lukey boy said his account must have been hacked. Of course he did lolololololol!!!

Turns out fumblehouse put inspector Clouseau and Det Frank Drebin on the job to find out the truth of the matter. And in a result that surprised no one they concluded that Lukey had a very honest face and was as pure as the driven snow. The Big Dill patted 'em all on the head and congratulated 'em on a job well done. Case Closed.

Woops.......not quite lololololol!!!! Seems Lukey boy blamed his wife for posting said dick. Clouseau and Drebin didn't think to ask Wifey if this was infact correct. Gotta give it to fumblehouse.....they're thorough lololol.

Now wifey has found out and is taking Lukey to court for defamation saying it had nothing to do with her. Ya can't make this shit up lolololol!!!!! Some nasty folk are now saying this is another example of a bald faced rolled gold AFL COVER-UP. Rubbish I say.......rubbish lolololol!!!

Keep posted folks. The court case is gonna be better than a Fawlty Towers episode.

https://todayspaper.theaustralian.com.a ... 877961e803

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 9:17 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
not like the NRL has never had a scandal before

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2026 2:56 pm
by Terry
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 9:17 pm
not like the NRL has never had a scandal before
Fumblehouse are the Kings of scandals makingstupidnormal. They're a deadset clown show lolololol!!!!!!

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2026 8:36 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
Terry wrote: Sun Feb 08, 2026 2:56 pm
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 9:17 pm
not like the NRL has never had a scandal before
Fumblehouse are the Kings of scandals makingstupidnormal. They're a deadset clown show lolololol!!!!!!
thats right the NRL is perfect and no such thing happens in League land

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 4:31 pm
by Terry
Seems 'ol dick pic boy Lucky Luke Sayers has been back in court. He of course blames his wife for .....ummmm.......yeah......everything lololololol!!!! Turns out he told good 'ol AFL house that his wife can't be trusted lololol.

He also 'improperly' shared her medical, sexual and legal history with the good burghers. Sounds like a class act. Luckily fumblehouse has got no moral s either and lapped it all up lololololol!!!!!!!!!

The court case is ongoing and should provide some great content into the future. Stay tuned folks

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:15 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
It’s more a case Terrence in how you can not let it go.
It’s not like an It’s a rare thing and the first person ever to send a nude picture

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 7:32 pm
by Terry
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:15 pm
It’s more a case Terrence in how you can not let it go.
It’s not like an It’s a rare thing and the first person ever to send a nude picture
Oh!!!!!! Sounds like you've got a fun group of friends makingshitnormal. No wonder AFL types get themselves into so much shit. They're a bunch of weirdo's!!!!!!!!!

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 7:49 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
Terry wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 7:32 pm
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:15 pm
It’s more a case Terrence in how you can not let it go.
It’s not like an It’s a rare thing and the first person ever to send a nude picture
Oh!!!!!! Sounds like you've got a fun group of friends makingshitnormal. No wonder AFL types get themselves into so much shit. They're a bunch of weirdo's!!!!!!!!!
Don’t leave the safe confines of that bubble and have contact with ladies and the out side world do you?

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 11:10 am
by Terry
Dick pic boy Lukey is back in court folks. I note his wife has shit hot defamation lawyer, Sue Chrysanthou, representing her. Its probably time for Lukey to grow up and tell the truth otherwise Chrysanthou will rip him to shreds in the witness box. She's good. Very good.

Fumblehouse might also have some questions to answer after their wink, wink, nudge nudge investigation into Lukey's dick pic scandal. It seems their complete exoneration of Lukey in quick bang super fast time might come under the microscope.

Great times in the fumbling game folks. Further updates to follow.

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 5:28 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
Terry wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 11:10 am
Dick pic boy Lukey is back in court folks. I note his wife has shit hot defamation lawyer, Sue Chrysanthou, representing her. Its probably time for Lukey to grow up and tell the truth otherwise Chrysanthou will rip him to shreds in the witness box. She's good. Very good.

Fumblehouse might also have some questions to answer after their wink, wink, nudge nudge investigation into Lukey's dick pic scandal. It seems their complete exoneration of Lukey in quick bang super fast time might come under the microscope.

Great times in the fumbling game folks. Further updates to follow.
Wed Mar 11, 2026 4:49 pm

nothing like being desperate :wave:

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 6:30 pm
by Terry
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 5:28 pm
Terry wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 11:10 am
Dick pic boy Lukey is back in court folks. I note his wife has shit hot defamation lawyer, Sue Chrysanthou, representing her. Its probably time for Lukey to grow up and tell the truth otherwise Chrysanthou will rip him to shreds in the witness box. She's good. Very good.

Fumblehouse might also have some questions to answer after their wink, wink, nudge nudge investigation into Lukey's dick pic scandal. It seems their complete exoneration of Lukey in quick bang super fast time might come under the microscope.

Great times in the fumbling game folks. Further updates to follow.
Wed Mar 11, 2026 4:49 pm

nothing like being desperate :wave:

Better try and convince the editors of the Age and the Herald Sun makingdumbdumber. They've both got it on the front page of todays newspapers. No doubt there'll be more in tomorrows rags as well pal. And I will continue to provide a community service and update the fiasco as it plays out.

Its a bootifoool story pal lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 6:37 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
Terry wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 6:30 pm
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 5:28 pm
Terry wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 11:10 am
Dick pic boy Lukey is back in court folks. I note his wife has shit hot defamation lawyer, Sue Chrysanthou, representing her. Its probably time for Lukey to grow up and tell the truth otherwise Chrysanthou will rip him to shreds in the witness box. She's good. Very good.

Fumblehouse might also have some questions to answer after their wink, wink, nudge nudge investigation into Lukey's dick pic scandal. It seems their complete exoneration of Lukey in quick bang super fast time might come under the microscope.

Great times in the fumbling game folks. Further updates to follow.
Wed Mar 11, 2026 4:49 pm

nothing like being desperate :wave:

Better try and convince the editors of the Age and the Herald Sun makingdumbdumber. They've both got it on the front page of todays newspapers. No doubt there'll be more in tomorrows rags as well pal. And I will continue to provide a community service and update the fiasco as it plays out.

Its a bootifoool story pal lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
those are not the News papers of the state i live in and nor that i really care to read up on stuff like that

if you bothered to venture out in to the world outside of the security of that bubble you will find that it of normal activity people sending saucy pictures to each other and the NRL has been involved in similar scandals also. Given how obsessively you seem to follow this its a good indication you dont get or talk to normal people often

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 8:26 pm
by Terry
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 6:37 pm
Terry wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 6:30 pm
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 5:28 pm

Wed Mar 11, 2026 4:49 pm

nothing like being desperate :wave:

Better try and convince the editors of the Age and the Herald Sun makingdumbdumber. They've both got it on the front page of todays newspapers. No doubt there'll be more in tomorrows rags as well pal. And I will continue to provide a community service and update the fiasco as it plays out.

Its a bootifoool story pal lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
those are not the News papers of the state i live in and nor that i really care to read up on stuff like that

if you bothered to venture out in to the world outside of the security of that bubble you will find that it of normal activity people sending saucy pictures to each other and the NRL has been involved in similar scandals also. Given how obsessively you seem to follow this its a good indication you dont get or talk to normal people often

Hahahaha! Front page news in Melbon pal. You clearly need to broaden your horizons makingstupideasy. There's a whole big wide world out there that you are totally oblivious to.

Nevertheless I'll have ya an update tomorrow on the dick pic saga for ya pal. Its the least I can do for the more unfortunate lololololololol!!!!

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 11:06 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
Terry wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 8:26 pm
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 6:37 pm
Terry wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 6:30 pm



Better try and convince the editors of the Age and the Herald Sun makingdumbdumber. They've both got it on the front page of todays newspapers. No doubt there'll be more in tomorrows rags as well pal. And I will continue to provide a community service and update the fiasco as it plays out.

Its a bootifoool story pal lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
those are not the News papers of the state i live in and nor that i really care to read up on stuff like that

if you bothered to venture out in to the world outside of the security of that bubble you will find that it of normal activity people sending saucy pictures to each other and the NRL has been involved in similar scandals also. Given how obsessively you seem to follow this its a good indication you dont get or talk to normal people often

Hahahaha! Front page news in Melbon pal. You clearly need to broaden your horizons makingstupideasy. There's a whole big wide world out there that you are totally oblivious to.

Nevertheless I'll have ya an update tomorrow on the dick pic saga for ya pal. Its the least I can do for the more unfortunate lololololololol!!!!
why would i want to read a newspaper that i have no connection or interest of the town, im more concerned about local news of WA and news of my home land than the city Melbourn.

but if the whole idea of some dude sending a raunchy picture to a girl captivates you so be it