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AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 6:55 pm
by Terry
What is wrong with AFL officials. Apparently in January last year Carlton president Luke Sayers X account had a picture of a dick posted. Yep, I kid you not. Poor 'ol Lukey boy said his account must have been hacked. Of course he did lolololololol!!!

Turns out fumblehouse put inspector Clouseau and Det Frank Drebin on the job to find out the truth of the matter. And in a result that surprised no one they concluded that Lukey had a very honest face and was as pure as the driven snow. The Big Dill patted 'em all on the head and congratulated 'em on a job well done. Case Closed.

Woops.......not quite lololololol!!!! Seems Lukey boy blamed his wife for posting said dick. Clouseau and Drebin didn't think to ask Wifey if this was infact correct. Gotta give it to fumblehouse.....they're thorough lololol.

Now wifey has found out and is taking Lukey to court for defamation saying it had nothing to do with her. Ya can't make this shit up lolololol!!!!! Some nasty folk are now saying this is another example of a bald faced rolled gold AFL COVER-UP. Rubbish I say.......rubbish lolololol!!!

Keep posted folks. The court case is gonna be better than a Fawlty Towers episode.

https://todayspaper.theaustralian.com.a ... 877961e803

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 9:17 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
not like the NRL has never had a scandal before

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2026 2:56 pm
by Terry
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 9:17 pm
not like the NRL has never had a scandal before
Fumblehouse are the Kings of scandals makingstupidnormal. They're a deadset clown show lolololol!!!!!!

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2026 8:36 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
Terry wrote: Sun Feb 08, 2026 2:56 pm
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 9:17 pm
not like the NRL has never had a scandal before
Fumblehouse are the Kings of scandals makingstupidnormal. They're a deadset clown show lolololol!!!!!!
thats right the NRL is perfect and no such thing happens in League land

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 4:31 pm
by Terry
Seems 'ol dick pic boy Lucky Luke Sayers has been back in court. He of course blames his wife for .....ummmm.......yeah......everything lololololol!!!! Turns out he told good 'ol AFL house that his wife can't be trusted lololol.

He also 'improperly' shared her medical, sexual and legal history with the good burghers. Sounds like a class act. Luckily fumblehouse has got no moral s either and lapped it all up lololololol!!!!!!!!!

The court case is ongoing and should provide some great content into the future. Stay tuned folks

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:15 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
It’s more a case Terrence in how you can not let it go.
It’s not like an It’s a rare thing and the first person ever to send a nude picture

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 7:32 pm
by Terry
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:15 pm
It’s more a case Terrence in how you can not let it go.
It’s not like an It’s a rare thing and the first person ever to send a nude picture
Oh!!!!!! Sounds like you've got a fun group of friends makingshitnormal. No wonder AFL types get themselves into so much shit. They're a bunch of weirdo's!!!!!!!!!

Re: AFL 'dick pick' scandal. Yep, you heard that right. How low can this mess go!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 7:49 pm
by makingnrlfansgowacko
Terry wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 7:32 pm
makingnrlfansgowacko wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:15 pm
It’s more a case Terrence in how you can not let it go.
It’s not like an It’s a rare thing and the first person ever to send a nude picture
Oh!!!!!! Sounds like you've got a fun group of friends makingshitnormal. No wonder AFL types get themselves into so much shit. They're a bunch of weirdo's!!!!!!!!!
Don’t leave the safe confines of that bubble and have contact with ladies and the out side world do you?