Talking Footy

Just saw Lee Mathews interview after what can only be described as a win where Essendon didnt try at all. He looked kind of happy but I'm a bit worried for the bloke he's had four losses on the trot and by the look of his dilated red nose has been hitting the turps prettty hard. My question is how can the lions make the eight when thier coach is always

Maybe Roos should try hitting the turps - seems to work for Matthews and the last time I looked the Lions were more highly placed on the ladder than the Swans!

Roos could do with ten sambuccas and a fatagram to realise how hopeless he is!