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The Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:50 pm
by King-Eliagh
:wave: top o' the evenin to yer, mah bitches :D

Firstly apologies for my recent absence and a later than usual Official BBL season opener thread. I've been very busy in my other professional pursuits which has required significant travels Over the last 7 weeks.

Anyhoo, it's that time of year again! Yes it's the AFL pre season, a time where anywhere from four to six teams are battling away to try and get a pack of old battle weary goats, uncoordinated douchebags, pimply faced weedling teenagers and unskilled, sometimes completely inexperienced players of alternative more manly codes together to form a team that will be a laughing stock of the league, an utterly uncompetitive blight on the AFL. They're called the blithering basketcase league folks, or the BBL and we should all laugh at them again this year as they cop thrashing after thrashing after thrashing :lol:

I'be correctly picked the BBL I.e the bottom 4-6 teams in the AFL comp prior to season start with ease for 3years running now, such is the awful and obvious lopsidedness within the AFL comp. and I'll do it again this year, as well as compile some of the gobsmackingly hilariously woeful stats teams like gws and melbs will no doubt rack up during the season.

So, here's yer Official 2015 BBL teams folks. Let's really enjoy in their and the AFL's misery as this bunch of drop kicks take to the field week in week out and make a mockery of themselves and the AFL this year :lol:

Melbs: an inaugural club led by a pack rife with cheating lying shits. The shame this club has is insurmountable. And the players they field on the pitch in 2015 will only make the club look worse. They're likely to get thumped by 100+ about six times this season :lol:

GdubbyaS: this squad of pimply nosed circus freaks came together as a shambles in 2012. They were an experiment gone oh so wrong. They were believed to have progressed to a "scarily good" squad within a few years. Instead they've done jack diddly squat and have desperately tried to replace the pimply nosed freaks with actual men with AFL experience. Unfortunately this hasn't worked neither. GdubbyaS are doomed in 2015, DOOMED! And they'll remain this way till atleast 2020 :lol:

Stkilledher: along with the other bbl teams this squad of teenage molesting, teary eyed mummy's boys make the AFL competition look like dogs vommit, week in week out. They are dead set shithouse, the type that wore Velcro strap shoes because they couldn't tye their shoelaces. The entire club was shown up, outwitted and shamed by one of dumbest teenage girls in all of victoria a few years back. They'll go nowhere good in 2015. My suggestion? Point and laugh at them whenever you sight em. :lol:

Brissie: this pack of fumbling depressed clowns are perhaps the saddest sight in professional sport. From the lofty heights they reached just ten years back, they now are the droopiest bunch of sad cases ever. They'll throw in numerous performances that a geriatric ward team would be ashamed of this season. My advice? Don't watch em, there's so many better things you should be dong with yer life :lol:

Western dogs: this squad mifht just win the bbl this year. They're a team that looks like they've just been injected with near lethal amounts of heroin so compared to the other bbl teams they don't look too shabby. But put em against AFL teams and these croaky dishevelled malnourished looking deadbeats are amusingly woeful. My suggestion? Only those who are being payed such as commentators etc should watch these toads run around. :lol:

Yours truly,

KE, CEO 2015 BBL :afro:

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:28 am
by Pete_09
Not bad predictions there King.

This is my predicted ladder

1 Sydney
2 Port Adelaide
3 Hawthorn
4 Fremantle
5 North Melb
6 Geelong
7 Richmond
8 Gold Coast
9 West Coast
10 Adelaide
11 Brisbane Lions
12 Essendon
13 Collingwood
14 GWS
15 Carlton
16 Western Bulldogs
17 Melbourne
18 StKilda

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:07 pm
by King-Eliagh
Pete I'm afraid you've mistaken the threads purpose. We are only looking at the uncompetitive blithering basketcase AFL sides here bud. And your bottom 5 look incorrect too. All in all a failed post, apart from the fairly weak yet positive remark regarding my predictions.

Please tho pete-o, tell us what yA think about the lopsided nature of the AFL comp, particularly in 2015 :o

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:41 pm
by Pete_09
Not every team can be good King.

Rugby League has no skill so of course its going to be more of even comp

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:25 pm
by ParraEelsNRL

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:29 pm
by Pete_09
Look Parra its a good try but when it all comes down to it he is still just throwing a ball sideways/backwards. Not very skilful

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:29 pm
by AFLsforPussies
Pete_09 wrote:
Not every team can be good King.

Rugby League has no skill so of course its going to be more of even comp
If rugby league has no skill I would hate to think what skill AFL has. Getting a point for not kicking straight and dropping the ball constantly in AFL is definitely not hard :(/ :(/ :(/

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:29 pm
by leagueiscrap
AFLsforPussies wrote:
Pete_09 wrote:
Not every team can be good King.

Rugby League has no skill so of course its going to be more of even comp
If rugby league has no skill I would hate to think what skill AFL has. Getting a point for not kicking straight and dropping the ball constantly in AFL is definitely not hard :(/ :(/ :(/
yeah, League, requires large skill.
run with the ball under your arm, then need to make the decision to throw the ball 6 meters, to his team mate on his left or right, then his ****** team mate attempts to catch it, with no opponent near by!

the ultimate game of skill right there :thumbleft:

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:46 pm
by King-Eliagh
Adumb bro? Shiiiieeeeeeet man. :? Have you become dumber during my absence? :lol:

Parras vine vis a vis adumbs post

https://vine.co/v/O2Y6KFKn1JH
adumb wrote:
yeah, League, requires large skill.
run with the ball under your arm
The player in the vine is not running with the ball under his arm.
adumb wrote:
then need to make the decision to throw the ball 6 metersto his team mate on his left or right
the player in parras vine made the decision not to pass the ball to his left or right but dummies twice before throwing a no look flick pass to a player three metres away.
then his ****** team mate attempts to catch it, with no opponent near by!
throughout parras vine there are numerous opposition players all within one to three metres pressuring the attacking team players.

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:56 am
by AFLcrap1
Pete_09 wrote:
Not every team can be good King.

Rugby League has no skill so of course its going to be more of even comp
How'd your sport go in the Rexona challenge ?
Your apparently supreme athlete ,who won many fumble awards & who was talked up as matching Usain Bolt ,got smashed by a midget ex jockey .
Lol
You should not be talking about skill .

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:15 pm
by Pete_09
Oh u won the little Rexona Challenge did u. What did u do lift some heavier weights than other sports & run into walls! HAHAHAHA

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:21 pm
by King-Eliagh
settle down pete. I want you focussed rather than emo in my threads from now on ok?

Now the basketplace league folks. Am I right or am I right? :D

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:07 pm
by AFLcrap1
Pete_09 wrote:
Oh u won the little Rexona Challenge did u. What did u do lift some heavier weights than other sports & run into walls! HAHAHAHA
No was a whole range of different skill tests. .
One was kicking ..
How'd the star fumbler go at that? :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:37 pm
by Pete_09
Yeah so I guess that means Rugby League players can kick better than AFL players. U are seriously deluded if u think that.

As for the Basketcase thread, as I have said before every comp in the world has good & bad teams, AFL is no different.

Re: Thy Official 2015 AFL Blithering Basketcase League

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:37 pm
by AFLsforPussies
Pete_09 wrote:
Yeah so I guess that means Rugby League players can kick better than AFL players. U are seriously deluded if u think that.

As for the Basketcase thread, as I have said before every comp in the world has good & bad teams, AFL is no different.
I guarantee guys like Johnathon Thurston can kick as well if not better than AFLs best.

Tell me pete, what is more difficult?

Kicking a field goal with pressure of being tackled and trying to get above a crossbar with no side goals.

Or kicking a goal without a crossbar and an extra set of goals on both sides incase you miss?


It amuses me to no end how AFL players claim their game is more skillful than Rugby League when even a field goal in Rugby League is more difficult than any AFL goal.

Get rid of your extra set of posts and add a crossbar and then I will actually believe it is hard to score in AFL. No wonder AFL scores go into the hundreds. Is just no challenge to get points.

No other footy code in the world gives you points for missing shots at goal.

Gridiron no
Rugby Union no
Rugby League no
Football no

And AFL call their game skillful, lol give me break :lol: