Talking Footy

Hi guys!

I just wanted to share with you all my feelings of utter serenity of late. You see its been simply wonderful to watch the AFL clowns being belted into submission time and time and time again with the nrl lads literally shutting them the fukk up. It's really nice and has initiated thoughts in me that the world is just as it should be right now... but why? Why are the RL fans so so so so so superior in intelligence and wit? Well if we were to look at the players óf either code and apply the theory of natural selection and evolution it all becomes clear.

Quite simply Rugby League players are superior in every facet. Quite simply, even the smallest of NRL players would seriously wipe the floor with the 'toughest' of AFL players in a battle to the death. Quite simply when the shit hits the fan and the world goes to war you'd want this guy on your team and expect him to survive



above this excuse of a man



So I guess its just natural that your RL fans are superior in every facet.

No, please, don't thank me, its just what I do.

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heres my contribution

one of ours


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one of theirs



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why do we allow this piss poor excuse for a sport to embarrass our great sporting nation

King-Eliagh wrote:

Hi guys!

I just wanted to share with you all my feelings of utter serenity of late. You see its been simply wonderful to watch the AFL clowns being belted into submission time and time and time again with the nrl lads literally shutting them the fukk up. It's really nice and has initiated thoughts in me that the world is just as it should be right now... but why? Why are the RL fans so so so so so superior in intelligence and wit? Well if we were to look at the players óf either code and apply the theory of natural selection and evolution it all becomes clear.

Quite simply Rugby League players are superior in every facet. Quite simply, even the smallest of NRL players would seriously wipe the floor with the 'toughest' of AFL players in a battle to the death. Quite simply when the shit hits the fan and the world goes to war you'd want this guy on your team and expect him to survive



above this excuse of a man



So I guess its just natural that your RL fans are superior in every facet.

No, please, don't thank me, its just what I do.

So the AFL is a lesser sport because RL players are tougher?

how old are you exactly? It's a team sport ffs! Who cares whose tougher in your eyes?

No my less intelligent friend.

It's like this

AFL players, when we apply the theory of natural selection, are lesser beings. They simply wouldn't survive if it came to a literal war between the codes. It's just that rugby league players have evolved to be stronger faster more powerful and more agile. It's just the way it is.

And when we focus in on the rl fans on this site it's quite clear they are in ascendence, alpha males amongst a pack of runts of their litters. If we were to apply the theory of natural selection, it's crystal clear that the AFL fans are consistently and steadily dying off. Xman, gone. Tlpg, gone. Nrlcrap1, gone. Onions, gone. Cracker, gone. The list goes on and on and on and believe me, these runts didn't die off peacefully, they were thumped to the ground squealing and yelping all the way. In the mean time raider myself parraeels dogs aflcrap1 pussycat and co do the thumping, with reckless abandon.

This is the natural order of things nlol. Everything is just as it should be

King-Eliagh wrote:

No my less intelligent friend.

It's like this

AFL players, when we apply the theory of natural selection, are lesser beings. They simply wouldn't survive if it came to a literal war between the codes. It's just that rugby league players have evolved to be stronger faster more powerful and more agile. It's just the way it is.

And when we focus in on the rl fans on this site it's quite clear they are in ascendence, alpha males amongst a pack of runts of their litters. If we were to apply the theory of natural selection, it's crystal clear that the AFL fans are consistently and steadily dying off. Xman, gone. Tlpg, gone. Nrlcrap1, gone. Onions, gone. Cracker, gone. The list goes on and on and on and believe me, these runts didn't die off peacefully, they were thumped to the ground squealing and yelping all the way. In the mean time raider myself parraeels dogs aflcrap1 pussycat and co do the thumping, with reckless abandon.

This is the natural order of things nlol. Everything is just as it should be

How would the australian cricket team go in a battle to the death with the Raiders? Is the australian cricket team full of lesser beings? Idiot :_<>

The NRL fans on this site are complete morons. They basically ignore the topic of each thread, deny irrefutable facts, and post emoticons instead

the Aussie cricket team would be killed off in a matter of seconds against the leaguies but they might have a shot if they went up against an AFL team, particularly if Lehman got stuck in. So yes they are lesser beings to our nrl beasts. I'm just identifying the natural order nlol, I'm sorry if it upsets you but that's just the way it is ok. Deal with it bro.

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Raiderdave wrote:

heres my contribution

one of ours


&

one of theirs



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why do we allow this piss poor excuse for a sport to embarrass our great sporting nation

This threads a bit homoerotic but each to their own i guess KE. This might keep you going for a few hours.

King-Eliagh wrote:

the Aussie cricket team would be killed off in a matter of seconds against the leaguies but they might have a shot if they went up against an AFL team, particularly if Lehman got stuck in. So yes they are lesser beings to our nrl beasts. I'm just identifying the natural order nlol, I'm sorry if it upsets you but that's just the way it is ok. Deal with it bro.

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So you base your assessment of worth on physical power? >



My god, what a juvenile

Nice pics piesman. Shows a good comparison of the AFLs fine tuned elite athletes vs the RL doughnut eaters

NlolRL wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

the Aussie cricket team would be killed off in a matter of seconds against the leaguies but they might have a shot if they went up against an AFL team, particularly if Lehman got stuck in. So yes they are lesser beings to our nrl beasts. I'm just identifying the natural order nlol, I'm sorry if it upsets you but that's just the way it is ok. Deal with it bro.

I

So you base your assessment of worth on physical power? >



My god, what a juvenile

Nice pics piesman. Shows a good comparison of the AFLs fine tuned elite athletes vs the RL doughnut eaters

How did your finely tuned multi award winning all Victaaardian (& could match Usain Bolt over 200m)athlete go when he went up against a RL playing midget ex jockey.
I believe billy flogged bert dildo.

Fail for you again ..
1 point for being unco

NlolRL wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

the Aussie cricket team would be killed off in a matter of seconds against the leaguies but they might have a shot if they went up against an AFL team, particularly if Lehman got stuck in. So yes they are lesser beings to our nrl beasts. I'm just identifying the natural order nlol, I'm sorry if it upsets you but that's just the way it is ok. Deal with it bro.

I

So you base your assessment of worth on physical power? >



My god, what a juvenile

Nice pics piesman.

All the RL blokes pies put up would wallop the pants off majak and that blonde shemale pies seems to appreciate.

My assessment is based on the theory of natural selection, applied to the codes nlol. If you got a problem with it do some research and try to debunk Charles Darwin and Herbert Spencer's theories around natural selection and survival of the fittest.

"Survival of the fittest" is a phrase that originated in evolutionary theory as an alternative (but less accurate) way of describing the mechanism of natural selection. It is more commonly used today in other contexts, to refer to a supposed greater probability that "fit" as opposed to "unfit" individuals will survive some test.

Herbert Spencer first used the phrase – after reading Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species – in his Principles of Biology (1864), in which he drew parallels between his own economic theories and Darwin's biological ones, writing, "This survival of the fittest, which I have here sought to express in mechanical terms, is that which Mr. Darwin has called 'natural selection', or the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life."[1]

Until you can debunk these noble men's theories, I'm right and the order of things goes thusly.

NRL Players
Cricketers (if Lehman pitches in)
Netballers
AFL Players
Soccer blouses

Ok?