Talking Footy

Hi folks,

It's me, the AFL blithering basketcase league CEO

As a player of marngrook at the grassroots level it quickly came to my attention there were blithering basketcase leagues going on in several divisions of the sydney comp. thankfully tlpg has also alerted us to the same down Victoria way

tlpg wrote:

Kilburn - percentage of 2.49 and has scored only 61 points in eight rounds (that's 7.625 points a game of just over 1 goal 1 behind). No team playing against them has scored less than 200 points - I should note that there was one forfeit - and five teams have scored more than 300 points against them. A clear basketcase.

Smythesdale - percentage of of 2.79 but has only scored 49 points in 7 rounds (that's exactly 7 points a game). One team only managed 171 points against them, but the rest again were all over 200 points with two of them over 300. Another clear basketcase.

Added for accuracy, and I'll only post again if any other genuine basketcases come to my attention. Thank you.

No, 'thank you' tlpg! Awesome stats, I'll add some from the sydney AFL company soon, Campbeltown is right up there as a blithering basketcase :D

So without further ado, I as CEO of the Official AFL Blithering Basketcase League (BBL) would like to formally open the marngrook grassroots bbl :D

Please add your basketcases in here members to show how lopsided grass roots footy is too.

And tlpg since showing your sincere interest and understanding of the bbl at grass roots level I'd like you to have the privileged position as deputy CEO.

You know I'm pretty busy with the AFL bbl so who knows lg, you show more passion like you already have and I might just promote you to CEO.

Yours sincerely,

King-Eliagh - CEO official AFL bbl - CEO marngrook grassroots bbl

Actually in hindsight...TLPG I'd be being arrogant and not my humble self if i was to take the CEO position of this new league we can promote. You have heaps of knowledge of the grass roots comps compared to me and I bet you'd be able to identify literally hundreds of lopsided/basketcase league comps and teams for us.

I bow down to thee. TLPG, please accept the role - CEO Marngrook grassroots basketcase leagues. I'll help out with general structure and advice and on the basketcases running round in the sydney comp

I mean, check out the basketcasers at the bottom of the div 1 sydney comp. It's more lopsided than the AFL for fucks sake. And div 2 and 3 aint much better, nor is the premier sydney marngrook division. What tha fukk is wrong? AFL 'experts' got any clues?


CURRENT LADDER
POS TEAM P W L D B FF FA F A % % WON
1 Western Suburbs Magpies 9 8 1 0 0 0 0 651 394 165.23 88.89
2 Manly Warringah Giants 9 7 2 0 0 0 0 827 361 229.09 77.78
3 Sydney University 9 7 2 0 0 0 0 688 426 161.50 77.78
4 Blacktown Magic 8 6 2 0 0 0 0 756 421 179.57 75.00
5 Camden Cats 9 6 3 0 0 0 0 785 522 150.38 66.67
6 Moorebank Magpies 9 5 4 0 0 0 0 914 546 167.40 55.56
7 North Shore Bombers 9 4 5 0 0 0 0 516 664 77.71 44.44
8 UTS Bats 9 1 8 0 0 0 0 481 929 51.78 11.11
9 Sydney Hills Eagles 9 0 9 0 0 0 0 287 933 30.76 0.00
10 UNSW/ES Bulldogs 8 0 8 0 0 0 0 300 1009 29.73 0.00

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NRLCrap1 wrote:

Delete this! We already have a thread on this subject!

Can't address my comment, meat puppet?

NRLCrap1 wrote:

Can't address my comment, meat puppet?

I did Goat Boy.

No you didn't. Try again.