Talking Footy

The best one that I have pulled was today I sent my cousin an ecard which was a popular farting one. It is my cousin's birthday and he and I have a fair share of joke to play on each other.

So the farting ecard was done today. He will love it. It was the typical gas in a bottle fart gag.

Yeah i've been a bit of a prankster from time to time which you may or may not pick up from my posting. In college telephone booked a guys room while he was on hols. Took about 10 of us rotating on and off over 2 days but it was worth it. We used about 15 phone books ripped page by page, scrunched em up and threw em into the corner. By the end of it the whole room was head high full of paper The look on his face when he opened his door was priceless!

Also porned a guys room too. Blu=tacked copious amounts of porn in his room, changed his screen saver, stuffed folded porn picks in pockets of his going out clothes, in his bed, filled condoms with moisturissing cream, hung them on handles, in his pockets and shoes, in his bed and in his fridge

Dont think his girlfriend was too impressed.

And the best of all time was a late april fools joke on a friend of mine who was particularly paranoid because he had been scamming phone companies, internet companies and anything else he could save a few bucks on by using names of footy players . Well it was a few days after april fools but i thought it was close enough. I got another friend to call and say it was "Sargeant Donaldson from the federal police calling for a few inquiries". Noone was home so he left a message. Well i called the mate the next day and he said "You wouldn't believe what happened?" I had a chuckle on the inside and asked "what?" He said the federal police have called and that he was sleeping at a friends place because he was too scared tro go home He had worried and worried about it and asked his friend to call the federal police! Which she did and as luck would have it there was a sergeant Donaldson working there!!! Lucky for him the guy wasnt in the office. Anyway i thought at this stage i better tell the poor bugger. Since then he's fixed up his scamming ways

That's pretty funny KE.



I usually send a fair few sms messages to friends that I know. I usually do that when they are talking to somebody important. They crack the shits when it happens, which is pretty funny because they make out that they can't take the joke. But when reality hits them they usually do the same thing back.

I'm in the process of making mince meat out of a wanker in Nowra, NSW. Just a bit of good old fashioned harassment. You know, late night phone calls, sending tradesmen around to fix plumbing and electrical problems that don't exist, escorts for sex, etc. Last month I sent a pool maintenance company around to his place to fix his pool pump - he doesn't have a pool, though.

I've ordered pizzas and takeaways to be delivered to his home and he's since been blackbanned from most takeaways in the region.

crocodileman wrote:

I'm in the process of making mince meat out of a wanker in Nowra, NSW. Just a bit of good old fashioned harassment. You know, late night phone calls, sending tradesmen around to fix plumbing and electrical problems that don't exist, escorts for sex, etc. Last month I sent a pool maintenance company around to his place to fix his pool pump - he doesn't have a pool, though.

I've ordered pizzas and takeaways to be delivered to his home and he's since been blackbanned from most takeaways in the region.

Just be careful because he might get the smarts and go to the cops and dob you in. Imagine how much shit you would be in.

goalumpire wrote:

crocodileman wrote:

I'm in the process of making mince meat out of a wanker in Nowra, NSW. Just a bit of good old fashioned harassment. You know, late night phone calls, sending tradesmen around to fix plumbing and electrical problems that don't exist, escorts for sex, etc. Last month I sent a pool maintenance company around to his place to fix his pool pump - he doesn't have a pool, though.

I've ordered pizzas and takeaways to be delivered to his home and he's since been blackbanned from most takeaways in the region.

Just be careful because he might get the smarts and go to the cops and dob you in. Imagine how much shit you would be in.

You're speaking to a professional and in any event this guy isn't real bright! Ex-army.

This is probably a lame one but here I go.

I got a mates mobile number, and I sent a prank SMS message, after he sent one to everyone one night when he was drunk, he was sending it to some girl, so me and another friend decided to prank him at 3am.

It said "Hi <insert name> I just wanted to know, if you know, if you like me" I am sure he enjoyed being woken up at 3am :D

Best prank done was telling people Rugby League was a good game and the Ca Swannies was a Premiership Team!