Talking Footy

Howdy folks

It's your resident prophet and great one KE here.

Well as you all know Port Adelaide have had what can only be described as a fairy tale start to season 2013. It's pretty and fun to watch but it aint reality folks.

I know many of you believe they are destined for greatness, I know many of you believe they've "improved out of sight". But, as your prophet I must inform you all of the future and the truth.

Port Adelaide are shithouse. After their little run of wins against basketcase sides and AFL sides who are on the decline they are destined to fall like a sack of elephant turd from a 747. Or perhaps more adequately they'll fall like the little man in Stewies avatar, who's jumped in the air with his legs spread wide dressed in such a flamboyant, colourful, bright, out there, smart tight fitting outfit (ahem, closet, get out of it stewie).

They're playing richmond in a few days and me and stewie have a signature bet on. The poor deluded fool really thinks they'll win. As do the bookies. Folks, listen to my prophecy and you're likely to make some coin as at present richmond are about $2.45 to win. Eeeeeeaaaaaasssy money. Dont thank me for it though, its just what i do.

As for the fall of PA we also have numerous fans claiming how many port are likely to WIN during their last 11 matches.

I'm in at 2 max.

Pies is in at 5

Stewie is in at 6

Xman is in at 4.

Or that's what i think it was. So make your predictions here folks. I'll keep a tab on this shithouse basketcase sides progress as we go.

Yours Sincerely,
Your Talking Footy Prophet Genius (TFPG), KE

We don't have a bet on until you agree to remove your sig pic. How many times does this need to be said?

Why dont you just agree with my conditions?

King-Eliagh wrote:

Why dont you just agree with my conditions?

I instigated the bet. You abide my conditions mate.

Ok stewie I'll agree to remove my sig pic also. So the bet. Four full weeks starting from the monday after this weeks round. Winner is allowed up to four changes to the signature. You good?

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ok stewie I'll agree to remove my sig pic also. So the bet. Four full weeks starting from the monday after this weeks round. Winner is allowed up to four changes to the signature. You good?

Finally! Was that really so hard KE? Text only, I'm good with that.

Bookies obviously know something about Maric that the rest of us don't yet. If he's still injured Richmond are no chance.

Port obviously helped with a soft opening, but having watched the North game in its entirety, they're actually a pretty decent side this year. I don't know that they'll make the finals, but considering they have the second youngest list in the AFL (yes, younger than Gold Coast), the future looks pretty bright for them. Unfortunately.

Drac wrote:

Bookies obviously know something about Maric that the rest of us don't yet. If he's still injured Richmond are no chance.

Port obviously helped with a soft opening, but having watched the North game in its entirety, they're actually a pretty decent side this year. I don't know that they'll make the finals, but considering they have the second youngest list in the AFL (yes, younger than Gold Coast), the future looks pretty bright for them. Unfortunately.

Maric and Vickery both were injured last week, if both of them pull up lame then Richmond are no chance. Vickery should be okay though as he just needs to pass a concussion test apparently where as Maric needs to pass a fitness test. Poor ol' KE wouldn't have a clue about any of this though. His football knowledge is limited to... ahh... hmmm.... oh yeah that flog has no football knowledge!

Stewie wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ok stewie I'll agree to remove my sig pic also. So the bet. Four full weeks starting from the monday after this weeks round. Winner is allowed up to four changes to the signature. You good?

Finally! Was that really so hard KE? Text only, I'm good with that.

Yes it was difficult. I'm offering up more to lose than you. But you know, I'm just a good bloke who offers more, for less.

Stewie wrote:

Drac wrote:

Bookies obviously know something about Maric that the rest of us don't yet. If he's still injured Richmond are no chance.

Port obviously helped with a soft opening, but having watched the North game in its entirety, they're actually a pretty decent side this year. I don't know that they'll make the finals, but considering they have the second youngest list in the AFL (yes, younger than Gold Coast), the future looks pretty bright for them. Unfortunately.

Maric and Vickery both were injured last week, if both of them pull up lame then Richmond are no chance. Vickery should be okay though as he just needs to pass a concussion test apparently where as Maric needs to pass a fitness test. Poor ol' KE wouldn't have a clue about any of this though. His football knowledge is limited to... ahh... hmmm.... oh yeah that flog has no football knowledge!

I didnt need this knowledge stewie ya lil pygmy. I'm a prophet.

I have tipped Richmond, I really hope I get that tip as I think most people will tip Port.

Richmond u need this game or u will probably finish 9th AGAIN!!!!

King-Eliagh wrote:

Stewie wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ok stewie I'll agree to remove my sig pic also. So the bet. Four full weeks starting from the monday after this weeks round. Winner is allowed up to four changes to the signature. You good?

Finally! Was that really so hard KE? Text only, I'm good with that.

Yes it was difficult. I'm offering up more to lose than you. But you know, I'm just a good bloke who offers more, for less.

By removing that ghey pic I think you're actually gaining something rather than losing.

In the meantime KE, enjoy some of Port's highlights against West Coast in our last game at AAMI!



And we can't forget Jakey Neade's two awesome set ups!





Wow, just wow. Enjoy it KE.

Cotchin out. Vlastuin out. Ouch.

Drac wrote:

Cotchin out. Vlastuin out. Ouch.

Nah Vickery's out, not Vlastuin. Enter Port with some dodgy changes though!