Talking Footy

Research carried out at the Garvin Instute in North Carolina have found the Australian game, known as "Aussie Rules football" to be the most dangerous sporting event on the planet.

Many fatalities are associated with this sport.

Professor Dusseldorf who is the leading reseacher in the field of fatalities in sport. Found that the deaths where more likely to occur shortly after half time or in the leadup to the three-quarter-time break.

Professor Dussledorf said " My reasearch in this area has shown that it is not the Athletes who are affecected by the condition, but rather the spectactors, who were dropping dead in there thousands, literally bored to death."

Seriously pussycat.

Deaths? Sorry, Puss, but even I find that hard to swallow.

Thanks for the laugh Pussycat may not cause death but if they could only bottle it. It puts me to sleep every time I try and watch a game. It would be a godsend to all insomniacs.

MarkZZZ wrote:

Thanks for the laugh Pussycat may not cause death but if they could only bottle it. It puts me to sleep every time I try and watch a game. It would be a godsend to all insomniacs.

That's hilarious comming from a RL supporter, the dreariest game on earth.

The comebacks have been less than imaginative from both you and TLPG lately Xman. His comeback lately has effectively been"you are" and you're falling into the same mold. I could swear that both of you are just 10 year olds if I didn't know any better but then again I don't know. Tell us all that your not 10 year olds cos if you are we might back off you two kids.

MarkZZZ wrote:

The comebacks have been less than imaginative from both you and TLPG lately Xman. His comeback lately has effectively been"you are" and you're falling into the same mold. I could swear that both of you are just 10 year olds if I didn't know any better but then again I don't know. Tell us all that your not 10 year olds cos if you are we might back off you two kids.

how your answer above is any better Ive got no idea

Either way the thread is about as immature as they come

It's a gag, X! Grow a set and laugh! Goes for TL as well opening a BS file over this, and then opening that other study thread!

No "you are" TLPG

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You are a stand up comedian, El! I'll vote for you at the Comedy Club! Riot!

Comparing me to TL is like comparing the Kangaroos to a pack of pacifists! Nice work! I love it!