Talking Footy

King Canute the Great, the legend says, seated on his throne on the seashore, waves lapping round his feet. Canute had learned that his flattering courtiers claimed he was "So great, he could command the tides of the sea to go back". Now Canute was not only a religious man, but also a clever politician. He knew his limitations - even if his courtiers did not - so he had his throne carried to the seashore and sat on it as the tide came in, commanding the waves to advance no further. When they didn't, he had made his point that, though the deeds of kings might appear 'great' in the minds of men, they were as nothing in the face of God's power.

Fast forward to today . Advisors to David Gallop "you can repel the wave of AFL engulfing NSW".

cos789 wrote:

King Canute the Great, the legend says, seated on his throne on the seashore, waves lapping round his feet. Canute had learned that his flattering courtiers claimed he was "So great, he could command the tides of the sea to go back". Now Canute was not only a religious man, but also a clever politician. He knew his limitations - even if his courtiers did not - so he had his throne carried to the seashore and sat on it as the tide came in, commanding the waves to advance no further. When they didn't, he had made his point that, though the deeds of kings might appear 'great' in the minds of men, they were as nothing in the face of God's power
Fast forward to today . Advisors to David Gallop "you can repel the wave of AFL engulfing NSW".

I seem to have shown the AFL is in fact not a sea threatening to engulf

but a puddle on the side of the road that wouldn't drown a flea

Raiderdave wrote:

cos789 wrote:

King Canute the Great, the legend says, seated on his throne on the seashore, waves lapping round his feet. Canute had learned that his flattering courtiers claimed he was "So great, he could command the tides of the sea to go back". Now Canute was not only a religious man, but also a clever politician. He knew his limitations - even if his courtiers did not - so he had his throne carried to the seashore and sat on it as the tide came in, commanding the waves to advance no further. When they didn't, he had made his point that, though the deeds of kings might appear 'great' in the minds of men, they were as nothing in the face of God's power
Fast forward to today . Advisors to David Gallop "you can repel the wave of AFL engulfing NSW".

I seem to have shown ....

That you are part of King Canute's courtiers.

"Shall I get you a chair David ?"

cos789 wrote:

Raiderdave wrote:

cos789 wrote:

King Canute the Great, the legend says, seated on his throne on the seashore, waves lapping round his feet. Canute had learned that his flattering courtiers claimed he was "So great, he could command the tides of the sea to go back". Now Canute was not only a religious man, but also a clever politician. He knew his limitations - even if his courtiers did not - so he had his throne carried to the seashore and sat on it as the tide came in, commanding the waves to advance no further. When they didn't, he had made his point that, though the deeds of kings might appear 'great' in the minds of men, they were as nothing in the face of God's power
Fast forward to today . Advisors to David Gallop "you can repel the wave of AFL engulfing NSW".

I seem to have shown ....

That you are part of King Canute's courtiers.

"Shall I get you a chair David ?"

lets have a splash in the puddle kids

theres no water in it dad
its dried up

cos789 wrote:

Raiderdave wrote:

cos789 wrote:

King Canute the Great, the legend says, seated on his throne on the seashore, waves lapping round his feet. Canute had learned that his flattering courtiers claimed he was "So great, he could command the tides of the sea to go back". Now Canute was not only a religious man, but also a clever politician. He knew his limitations - even if his courtiers did not - so he had his throne carried to the seashore and sat on it as the tide came in, commanding the waves to advance no further. When they didn't, he had made his point that, though the deeds of kings might appear 'great' in the minds of men, they were as nothing in the face of God's power
Fast forward to today . Advisors to David Gallop "you can repel the wave of AFL engulfing NSW".

I seem to have shown ....

That you are part of King Canute's courtiers.

"Shall I get you a chair David ?"

"Thank ye Raiderdave but why are my feet getting wet?"

cos789 wrote:

cos789 wrote:

Raiderdave wrote:

I seem to have shown ....

That you are part of King Canute's courtiers.

"Shall I get you a chair David ?"

"Thank ye Raiderdave but why are my feet getting wet?"

I dunno.. .. you pissed your pants ?

cos789 wrote:

cos789 wrote:

Raiderdave wrote:

I seem to have shown ....

That you are part of King Canute's courtiers.

"Shall I get you a chair David ?"

"Thank ye Raiderdave but why are my feet getting wet?"

"David, that is not the waters of the invading AFL, but simply the blood of the defenders of the rectangular fields."

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It's easy to own a burp machine isn't it, cos789?

cos789 wrote:

cos789 wrote:

cos789 wrote:

That you are part of King Canute's courtiers.

"Shall I get you a chair David ?"

"Thank ye Raiderdave but why are my feet getting wet?"

"David, that is not the waters of the invading AFL, but simply the blood of the defenders of the rectangular fields."

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I thought we worked out it was piss .. from when you soiled your pants

Especially when it doesn't know when it should shut down.

Dave, no one is soiling their pants...except for you as you are relying on very poor sources on your information.

NSWAFL wrote:

Dave, no one is soiling their pants...except for you as you are relying on very poor sources on your information.

well people would certainly be in danger of pissing their pants if they read that article claiming there are 86K U12 AFL players in NSW

from laughing ...........

It's true.

A burp machine has pants to soil?

NSWAFL wrote:

It's true.

what .. that they'd piss their pants from laughing

yeah ... we know