Casino

[King-Eliagh]

Ahhh what a loss! The bloddy casino took $120 shmackas off me the other night. I went all prepared too with two chicks by my side dressed up glkamourously but it didnt work. Blackjack took it!!! However later in the nightclub section this trucky tried chatting up my friends and then of all people the manager, this asian guy who was pissed off his tits tried picking them up too. I told the silly bastard i only had 20 grand to spend and the silly bastard offered me a room for the night Fuuuck he was desperate.

[crocodileman]

KE, the golen rule of gambling is never, never, ever take women with you when you are playing - the fukkers are bad luck!

Get them to meet you later, but they have a nasty habit of turning a good run into a financial disaster!

[Beaussie]

Ahhh what a loss! The bloddy casino took $120 shmackas off me the other night.

I know the feeling KE. If it makes you feel any better, I lost more than $120 and mine was on the fucking pokies in a fucking leagues club not a flash casino.

[King-Eliagh]

Oh beaussie. Seriously i think it would do you some good to talk with myself or bigernie about your gambling woes.

[Beaussie]

Happy to report that I haven't been near the pokies in over two weeks now. I'm staying well away from them now. Learnt some hard lessons that's for sure.

[crocodileman]

Good for you Beaussie, however this statement brings its own new problem.

There have been several beaussie "look-a-likes" playing pokies at certain clubs over the last fortnight. Are you sure you haven't touched them? Do you have a twin brother?

[King-Eliagh]

Please croc we cant tease the bloke. He's come out to me and god in my confessional box, he's in a very sensitive state and is still playing the pokies heavily. We need to be very careful how we talk to him about it and its probably best if me and god are there while we do. You're welcome to come with him to confessions and help him that way though.

[crocodileman]

KE, I just don't understand how someone could deny playing them over the last week when the gaming staff know him by his first name and when he makes a habit of skipping work and lectures to play them?

It's very sad that he cannot even admit he's playing them, let alone that he has a very serious problem.

I'm happy to take him to confession - but will you get the truth?

I hear that he even has 'pet' names for his favourite pokies!!!

Beaussie, where's "Miffy!"