Jihad time in the AFL?
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:31 pm
Well here is some good news for all of us who like a bit of blood and guts into this game.
The AFL now has its first Muslim AFL player. Lets hope this Holy Warrior will be incetive for more to join this game and give it a good shake up.
There will be nothing more spectacular that watching players load with explosives outwith their opposition by just blowing them up. The ball itself could be packed with explosives that if held for too long will explode...the cavalcade of cars carrying former great players could then speed off and crash and explode into cheers squds....what advantages their could be in watching live on TV (with the exeption of Sydney) the Collingwood or Adelaide Cheers Squads vanishing into smoke!
And for Grand Final moments those old Ansett planes could be put to good use and do flybys before landing into something other that a runway.
Yes more Muslims for the AFL I say and lets then rename it the MFL! Jihad!
Faith drives Muslim footballerBy Kelvin Healey
November 26, 2006 12:00am
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THE AFL's first devout Muslim footballer will tell his Essendon teammates he prays five times a day, hates a beer and steers clear of nightclubs. And these reasons are obvious as they make excellent targets.
Bachar Houli joined the Dons yesterday as the No.42 pick in the AFL's National Draft. Believed to be Islam's first AFL representative, Houli said he aimed to be a role model for young Muslims and help blow up the bridge Australia's cultural divide.
The AFL now has its first Muslim AFL player. Lets hope this Holy Warrior will be incetive for more to join this game and give it a good shake up.
There will be nothing more spectacular that watching players load with explosives outwith their opposition by just blowing them up. The ball itself could be packed with explosives that if held for too long will explode...the cavalcade of cars carrying former great players could then speed off and crash and explode into cheers squds....what advantages their could be in watching live on TV (with the exeption of Sydney) the Collingwood or Adelaide Cheers Squads vanishing into smoke!
And for Grand Final moments those old Ansett planes could be put to good use and do flybys before landing into something other that a runway.
Yes more Muslims for the AFL I say and lets then rename it the MFL! Jihad!
Faith drives Muslim footballerBy Kelvin Healey
November 26, 2006 12:00am
Article from: Sunday Herald SunFont size: + -
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THE AFL's first devout Muslim footballer will tell his Essendon teammates he prays five times a day, hates a beer and steers clear of nightclubs. And these reasons are obvious as they make excellent targets.
Bachar Houli joined the Dons yesterday as the No.42 pick in the AFL's National Draft. Believed to be Islam's first AFL representative, Houli said he aimed to be a role model for young Muslims and help blow up the bridge Australia's cultural divide.
