Another rugby league stronghold under threat!

[cos789]

Sorry you fail.

[AFLcrap1]

Sorry you fail.

That description a bit too close to home.

[cos789]

Well you certainly have confused everybody by capitulating so easily.

[AFLcrap1]

Well you certainly have confused everybody by capitulating so easily.

[Raiderdave]

Please enter "Australian Football Rules" to prove you are in fact an intelligent person.

AFL

AFL - acronym for Australian Football League, the governing body of Australian Rules Football.

Australian Rules Football is a regionally stunted game played primarily for and by rampant non-heterosexuals in the Southern States of Australia. The AFL is a conglomeration of blind lepers who have unnerving control over the sporting minds of ½ the population.

The game itself begins when two teams of 18 limp-wristed nancy boys run onto an oval through a 40 foot high banner made of toilet paper which has messages of love from their fans painted in it in various shades of lipstick. Running though the banner is the zenith of anyone's Australian Rules Football experience.

Prior to the game's commencement but after the "running of the banner" each side gathers in a group and runs around the oval to warm up. This is commonly known as a "melee" and is the first of many over the approximately 120 minutes the game takes.

Once the game starts at the sound of a hooter that would arouse a Moose, the ball (similar to a Gridiron ball, but less heterosexual) is bounced by a prat in a dangerously loud shirt called the "umpy". The main vocation of the umpy is to spend the game listening to 40,000 lispers calling out "ball". Most umpys are thankful that the word "ball" has no S in it.

From the first bounce until the end of the game there is a 100 minute game consisting of the aforementioned 36 men attempting to do things to each other that would be considered outrageous at a Mexican Donkey Show.

Scores are earned by kicking the ball between 4 posts at either end of the ground, yes 4. A player earns 6 points (a goal) for kicking the ball between the two highest posts in the centre of the 4 posts, and he scores 1 point (a behind) for missing the big posts but still managing to not miss all the posts.

Talent and co-ordination are not requirements to play Australian Rules Football. It is slightly tougher than Draughts but a smidgeon under Backgammon in toughness.

It is a game adored by 1/2 the country and hated by the other half. The collective IQ of the former is 12.

Hate Australian Rules Football even if you've never seen a game, it saves time later on.

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[Swans4ever]

Please enter "Australian Football Rules" to prove you are in fact an intelligent person.

AFL

AFL - acronym for Australian Football League, the governing body of Australian Rules Football.

Australian Rules Football is a regionally stunted game played primarily for and by rampant non-heterosexuals in the Southern States of Australia. The AFL is a conglomeration of blind lepers who have unnerving control over the sporting minds of ½ the population.

The game itself begins when two teams of 18 limp-wristed nancy boys run onto an oval through a 40 foot high banner made of toilet paper which has messages of love from their fans painted in it in various shades of lipstick. Running though the banner is the zenith of anyone's Australian Rules Football experience.

Prior to the game's commencement but after the "running of the banner" each side gathers in a group and runs around the oval to warm up. This is commonly known as a "melee" and is the first of many over the approximately 120 minutes the game takes.

Once the game starts at the sound of a hooter that would arouse a Moose, the ball (similar to a Gridiron ball, but less heterosexual) is bounced by a prat in a dangerously loud shirt called the "umpy". The main vocation of the umpy is to spend the game listening to 40,000 lispers calling out "ball". Most umpys are thankful that the word "ball" has no S in it.

From the first bounce until the end of the game there is a 100 minute game consisting of the aforementioned 36 men attempting to do things to each other that would be considered outrageous at a Mexican Donkey Show.

Scores are earned by kicking the ball between 4 posts at either end of the ground, yes 4. A player earns 6 points (a goal) for kicking the ball between the two highest posts in the centre of the 4 posts, and he scores 1 point (a behind) for missing the big posts but still managing to not miss all the posts.

Talent and co-ordination are not requirements to play Australian Rules Football. It is slightly tougher than Draughts but a smidgeon under Backgammon in toughness.

It is a game adored by 1/2 the country and hated by the other half. The collective IQ of the former is 12.

Hate Australian Rules Football even if you've never seen a game, it saves time later on.

RL

A barstardised form of RU for those that don't have the IQ to tie up shoe laces - predominately played in Queesnland as most people get around in thongs- game commences by kicking the ball - if one could describe it as such as it is more or less an unskilled grubbing of the ball towards the opposition. Players then gather the beach ball sized ball made of plastic with grip assistance as most players have neither the manual deteritory to catch or pass a ball of even moderate size - hence their reluctance to have zippers on clothing. A sport played by obese persons that wouldn't look out of place riding a rascal at your local supermarket with the greatest distance to be run is under 10 meters hence the line marking on the field to enable fans to judge particularly gifted athletes that make 10 meters. The ball is passed by hand to players of the same team as any other fashion would be mechanically difficult for such mentally deprived participants - players run directly at the opposition so as it is easier to tackle (I.e. Groped and have digits inserted into their anus!) with a set of six tackles permitted that's one hand and the thingy between their legs easier to keep count - using two hands will only lead to confusion. Is permitted at every stoppage to hit opponent and is encouraged to keep the game in line with its greko roman wrestling past. In order to score players must touch an area 68 meters by 10 meters without dropping the ball which unfortunately is done regularly by the athletically deficient participants! The game consists of two halves of 40 minutes however only 49 min of actual play is involved due to both teams requiring oxygen after each play of the ball - both sides regularly require refreshments and have a regular supply of hot frothy amber liquid which they take from the 'bubbler' during the match. Only played in two states of Australia and one small county in England and although not recognised as an international sport the administration hold regular events where players from nsw/Qld dress up and pretend to be from other countries. Fans consist exclusively of the dregs of society who can only must one chant 'para para para' (change for club) most clubs are really leagues clubs that have social teams hence usually draw little if no crowds to games. Players are drawn from these leagues clubs by their ability to pull a handle on a poker machine which is similar in nature to passing the ball - hence their recruitment of fat and dexteritorially challenged people. Most players can't kick, catch the ball or even pass the ball as only one person in a team is recruited for this purpose majority are recruited to tackle (as mentioned above - foundle and insert digits into anus) or get packed in a scrum (embracing 5 other team mates and seeing who can push their head up a team mates anus the furthest) A sport that is dying out rapidly as most heartland areas are under threat from greater sports involving true athleticism (AFL) and the poker machine pre-commitment legislation.
No need to hate this sport even if seen - only pitty the participants and endeavour to encourage those less than fortunate to come out of their basements and not urinate in public.