Talking Footy

Ah, where'd I say yes I agree to the wager until the end of the finals series? Where's that agreement? Furthermore where's my claim, statement or bet that the nrl would get the bigger crowd? In fact, if we had time to actually agree on a wager I was planning on taking the AFL on this one, which I knew ol drac woulda turned down but hey, I was just toying with the stoopid fool. i mean, just look at the guys avatar for fukkks sake, why wouldn't one mess with him???:lol:

Now. Answer my opening questions crap1 ya shrivelled up lil nutsac. ANswer them!

And those questions go for the rest if you shrivelled nutsac brained merkins - Xman, drac,, beaussie, stewie and phelpsy.

Yours sincerely and in truth,
Talking footy's master of puppets,
King-Eliagh :D

Eliagh refuses to read what he said. Proof positive.

Can't answer my opening questions crap1...? Why not? They're completely simple questions. Go on now. I asked where, now tell me where?

I showed you. Work it out for yourself.

Typical KE, you are a hypocrite you have held people to a position for far less! You are a liar and now welch on bets!

No I stand for the truth. I never agreed on the wager nor did I stipulate which way I was leaning on this bet. In fact i read the paper that morning and understood the league crowds were gunna be low, and very likely lower than the 95k at the Richmond match. I remind you lot, I ain't stoopid

Now I know it's hard to understand those who are far smarter than yourself and vice versa, believe me I been dealing with you stoopid heads for some time now, but I try and I think you guys should too . so I plead with you guys, as king, please understand, I never took nor was interested in taking the stoopid drac's (formerly Kim kardashian) bet.

With love and compassion for you commoners,
King

You offered the bet and Drac accepted. It was obvious to all that you were on the NRL side and Drac was on the AFL side. Your river in Egypt of the obvious imputation isn't good enough! You agreed to the time span even! You WERE interested!

Pork pies galore with you, Eliagh! King? Court Jester more like it!

I said "wanna signature bet" you clown. I didnt say which side of the bet i was keen to take. Did i?

Answer the question crap1. Oh that's right, you wont because it proves you inept and innacurate, once again

Allow me to provide a hypothetical for the dumber amongst us.


*Crap 1 enters the TAB
TAB Operator: looking slightly disturbed at the appearance of what looks to be a smearing of turd on crap1's face: Ahem ahhh hi, what do you think about the nrl finals matchups this weekend, Would you care for a bet on richmonds crowds beating the entire weekends nrl finals crowds?

Crap1 - looking thoughtful: I dont know the answer to this one its hard to say. But in any case lets bet eh.

TAB Operator - more distubed now noticing there's also faeces smeared on the fingers of crap1: Ahhh yeah ok - how much would you like to bet?

Crap1: All the money i earn until the end of the year

TAB operator - calling security but still serving his shiit smeared customer appropriately: Ahhh sorry we're not gluttons for punishment, max bet we can take is what you'll earn by the end of the nrl season or in other words five bucks. so tell me who do you want to bet onnnn...

At this point security takes crap1 out of the room before he makes a call or agreess to the $5 wager and noone sees him again until the sunday following the nrl matches.



Now I hate to put crap1 in my position here, its downright downgrading, and the TAB operator was clearly a far more intelligent character than drac but this may well be the only way for these poosmeared and stoopid individuals to understand that no bet was made, such is their ignorance.

Game, Set, and Match!

Game, Set, and Match - to ME! Because that's not a correct reflection of what YOU did! Way to continue to welch out of it, Eliagh!

His a liar .. We all know it and not a man of honour. The squirming and twisting to say he was going for the AFL is quite pathetic and a mark of the calibre of the .... Was going to say man but doesn't fit with him.

Ahh. If you read and note the dates and times, I said I was leaning towards the AFL before the event (not the bet there never was one ) before the event even took place.

You really aren't that bright now are ya phelpsy

Good try tho matey, I now put you in the cwapper league of blokes who twy and twy weally hard

But thanks for bumping. That lil parody dialogue I drummed up with cwapper at the TAB was sshweet

You keep telling you yourself champ

telling myself what, champ?

jesus man, you really are turning into cwapper. I mean the one liner comment which actually means nothing and fails to address the comment it is referring to? That's classic cwapper! pickup yer game phelpsy, chew on a grenade or something, anything!