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Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:58 am
by Swans4ever
King-Eliagh wrote:
Buddy franklin 6foot5 101kg weighs about the same as NRL wingers and fullbacks who are stronger and faster than him. Here's one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akuila_Uate
He's 4 inches shorter and only 5 kg lighter than buddy. But he'd be much stronger and, well, third in the underage australian sprint finals tells us he's faster and a shiiit load more powerful than buddy
And here's another
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Inglis
Same height, five kilos heavier. He would be twice as strong as buddy and would absolutely snap ol buddy in two on an NRL field. He'd also beat him in a foot race.
I dont think i even need to talk about gary ablett on an NRL field at 182 cm / 85 kg :_<>
Sorry swines but buddy may look like a supreme athlete amongst AFL players, in RL he'd be seen as weak, thin, lanky and slow. He'd prob make your first or second division club side, though he'd be at risk of serious injury there too. :>::
And just like Issy out of breath after 2 mins - completely different games but not as skilful - don't have to bounce the ball while running, don't have to kick don't have to punch the ball. Ends there!
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:24 pm
by Fred
Yes, much less to do in nrl but as you say , totally different sports . Buddy would star in nrl by far . Gary Ablett would also star . Did you see the add with Joni brown and I think cam smith (storm player anyway) ... Jono brown towers over him and a lot bigger physically . Both good athletes ... AFL requires many sizes and shapes though.
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:26 pm
by Fred
Oh my KE just read your comment re: nrl players being supreme athletes lol . You idiot .. If your going troll do it a bit better than that. RD is dragging you down mate ... You were pretty good at the trolling ... Mixing in fact and crap beautifully ... Lift your game son.
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:07 pm
by King-Eliagh
Phelpsy wrote:Yes, much less to do in nrl but as you say , totally different sports . Buddy would star in nrl by far . Gary Ablett would also star . Did you see the add with Joni brown and I think cam smith (storm player anyway) ... Jono brown towers over him and a lot bigger physically . Both good athletes ... AFL requires many sizes and shapes though.

Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:21 pm
by Fred
Really... Is that the best you got ?? Oh we'll . I'll be down in Canberra soonish ... We should catch up
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:18 pm
by NRLCrap1
Ah no wonder Eliagh laps up to Dave "Allen"!
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:07 pm
by King-Eliagh
Buddy would star?

Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:37 pm
by Raiderdave
King-Eliagh wrote:Buddy would star?

they simply have NFI E don't they ?
Barney Rubble in his present condition ?
being smashed by James Tamou , Paul Gallen & Josh Papali ... all at the same time
literally hit at force by all 3 at the same time
the only question would be
would Barney get up ?
I've seen Chickens with more definition in their Legs then Barney
unlike League Forwards who do heavy squats ... have a very sound centre of gravity & great balance
a Big fumbler would not be able to put one on the deck as a league Forward would be far too strong
Barney would be knocked off his feet & pummelled into the ground hard... real hard

... in reverse however .... on those lizard thigh pegs

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Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:08 pm
by NRLCrap1
You don't know how strong Franklin is, you two gutter citizens.
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:52 pm
by Swans4ever
Raiderdave wrote:King-Eliagh wrote:Buddy would star?

they simply have NFI E don't they ?
Barney Rubble in his present condition ?
being smashed by James Tamou , Paul Gallen & Josh Papali ... all at the same time
literally hit at force by all 3 at the same time
the only question would be
would Barney get up ?
I've seen Chickens with more definition in their Legs then Barney
unlike League Forwards who do heavy squats ... have a very sound centre of gravity & great balance
a Big fumbler would not be able to put one on the deck as a league Forward would be far too strong
Barney would be knocked off his feet & pummelled into the ground hard... real hard

... in reverse however .... on those lizard thigh pegs

:_<> :_<>
There wouldn't be a HANDBALLER that could catch Franklin all he would have to do is run 10 meters and then all those fat RL players would be flat on their back trying to suck air in. Their only able to compete against fat HANDBALLERS!
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:29 pm
by Raiderdave
NRLCrap1 wrote:You don't know how strong Franklin is, you two gutter citizens.
ah
& you don't know how strong RL players are shit for brains
superior by a long way in terms of their upper body strength & power in their legs
Barney wouldn't know what hit him
literally would be in a world of hurt

Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:33 pm
by Raiderdave
Swans4ever wrote:Raiderdave wrote:King-Eliagh wrote:Buddy would star?

they simply have NFI E don't they ?
Barney Rubble in his present condition ?
being smashed by James Tamou , Paul Gallen & Josh Papali ... all at the same time
literally hit at force by all 3 at the same time
the only question would be
would Barney get up ?
I've seen Chickens with more definition in their Legs then Barney
unlike League Forwards who do heavy squats ... have a very sound centre of gravity & great balance
a Big fumbler would not be able to put one on the deck as a league Forward would be far too strong
Barney would be knocked off his feet & pummelled into the ground hard... real hard

... in reverse however .... on those lizard thigh pegs

:_<> :_<>
There wouldn't be a HANDBALLER that could catch Franklin all he would have to do is run 10 meters and then all those fat RL players would be flat on their back trying to suck air in. Their only able to compete against fat HANDBALLERS!
Barney would caught in the first 5 strides of a foot race by about 75% of NRL players
RL outside backs are built like sprinters ( powerfully) .... & they can sprint
Vicky kicky players are skinny weeds who can trot ..... but have no real pace similar to long & middle distance runners
Barney would be murdered in the NRL
as most fumblers would
a game for sheilas .....its as simple as that

Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:52 pm
by NRLCrap1
Raiderdave wrote:NRLCrap1 wrote:You don't know how strong Franklin is, you two gutter citizens.
ah
& you don't know how strong RL players are shit for brains
superior by a long way in terms of their upper body strength & power in their legs
Barney wouldn't know what hit him
literally would be in a world of hurt

Franklin would use his pace and momentum to knock your precious heroes off their feet. Too bad you can't take the truth.
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:18 pm
by Swans4ever
Raiderdave wrote:Swans4ever wrote:Raiderdave wrote:King-Eliagh wrote:Buddy would star?

they simply have NFI E don't they ?
Barney Rubble in his present condition ?
being smashed by James Tamou , Paul Gallen & Josh Papali ... all at the same time
literally hit at force by all 3 at the same time
the only question would be
would Barney get up ?
I've seen Chickens with more definition in their Legs then Barney
unlike League Forwards who do heavy squats ... have a very sound centre of gravity & great balance
a Big fumbler would not be able to put one on the deck as a league Forward would be far too strong
Barney would be knocked off his feet & pummelled into the ground hard... real hard

... in reverse however .... on those lizard thigh pegs

:_<> :_<>
There wouldn't be a HANDBALLER that could catch Franklin all he would have to do is run 10 meters and then all those fat RL players would be flat on their back trying to suck air in. Their only able to compete against fat HANDBALLERS!
Barney would caught in the first 5 strides of a foot race by about 75% of NRL players
RL outside backs are built like sprinters ( powerfully) .... & they can sprint
Vicky kicky players are skinny weeds who can trot ..... but have no real pace similar to long & middle distance runners
Barney would be murdered in the NRL
as most fumblers would
a game for sheilas .....its as simple as that

Very Few NRL players could compete in the AFL as Issy proved and he was your best - what a joke any ANY AFL player could out run out kick out play any RL player - RL players are the fattest and slowest of ANY sport on the planet! What an embarrassment to Australia! RU players laugh at those grotesque flabby out of conditioned cognitively impaired neanderthal's. no wonder you follow them! AFL on the up and here to stay and doesn't that just burn you GiantsRD, really really really hurting arn't you!
Re: one goal , thirteen feebles
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 8:56 am
by Raiderdave
NRLCrap1 wrote:Raiderdave wrote:NRLCrap1 wrote:You don't know how strong Franklin is, you two gutter citizens.
ah
& you don't know how strong RL players are shit for brains
superior by a long way in terms of their upper body strength & power in their legs
Barney wouldn't know what hit him
literally would be in a world of hurt

Franklin would use his pace and momentum to knock your precious heroes off their feet. Too bad you can't take the truth.
wow
delusion .... you appear as the definition in the dictionary
he'd be on a drip in an ICU ward with a disrupted spine
VFL players would jump the fence & run ..... on an NRL field
they would shit their pants with fear ,
you can't prance & ponce your way around in RL.. as your head would get knocked off
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