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Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 7:40 am
by King-Eliagh
:lol: well looky what we have here.

There's really only one of 2 possibilities folks.

1. Stewie is dumber than we first thought and unable to comprehend where his signature should start and where my sign off ended. This is possible folks but I think we've already pegged him at the dumb level of 'chook on hooch'. He's dumb but I don't think he's that dumb.

2. Our second option is stewie is being as clever as a chook on hooch in trying to pretend he can't do the signature properly. How dumb.

The second option is the true option folks. And here's what anyone with half a brain already knows. Stewie is pulling out of his own bet. He's made the bet, lost, and gone ohhhhhh shit...he's a welchin like there's no tmw folks in true AFL supporter fashion.

And why would he do such a thing folks? Well we could say he's gutless, he's not 'man enough', he's a pussy...these are all likely some what true. But I believe the real reason why is he's made a bet he was sure he'd win and Whatta ya know I beat him, showed him up with a sounder knowledge of the game. This crumpled the poor bastard. Then to make matters worse i produced a signature which has utterly freaked the shit out of the poor chook.

I understand stewie. Two massive hammerings like that in quick succession and you'll do anything to make things feel not so bad.

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh sheer dominance folks :D I hope one day you all get to feel it like I do now :D

You got three options stewie me boy.

1. Continue welching on the bet in the fashion you are in front of all to see.
2. Honour the bet
3. And as a charitable man, Ill give you the option of freedom to pull out now. That's right, bets off if ya want it.

Unfortunately stewie, I totally understand you're going to look like an a grade tool whichever option you choose :lol: that'll teach ya for thinking you know more than moi :lol:

Aaaaaaaah utter dominance! :D

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 11:16 am
by eelofwest
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Deja vu King............ :lol: :lol:

We know more about who is going to win games then they do............ :-k :-k :lol: :lol:

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 3:19 pm
by Stewie
eelofwest wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Deja vu King............ :lol: :lol:

We know more about who is going to win games then they do............ :-k :-k :lol: :lol:
If that is the case... then why isn't KE in front of us in footy tips? :wink:

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 8:49 am
by King-Eliagh
Stewie my lil bet welchin bitch, hi! :wave: I'm surprised you have the nads to post in this thread :lol: good for u!

I see you've taken option one "continue welching on the bet in the fashion you are for all to see" :lol:

Tell me stewie, if you could describe that feeling, that feeling deep inside when you make a bet, lose a bet, and then don't pay up the agreed wager, whats that feeling stewie? What's that? Is it the feeling of pissweak? :lol:

You shall be called my lil bet welchin bitch from now on in stewie my boy! You've earnt it :thumbleft:

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 9:10 am
by piesman2011
I havent seen all of your posts in regards to the bet, what is he welching on exactly? Are his colours in the wrong order?

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 11:18 am
by Stewie
piesman2011 wrote:
I havent seen all of your posts in regards to the bet, what is he welching on exactly? Are his colours in the wrong order?
Probably :lol:

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:06 pm
by King-Eliagh
You dumb asses. The to properly own the signature stewie must wear it without the "king eliagh wrote: in front of it.

Poor wittle stewie's too scared to though :lol:

Pussy and pissweak are very adequate descriptors for all to call him but for me? He's my lil bet welchin bitch. I could not have owned the lil bet welchin bitch any better over the past week. Ohhhhhh how glorious it is! :D

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:32 pm
by piesman2011
Fair point KE. You need to fix it Stewie or you are welching on this one.

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:53 pm
by Raiderdave
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Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:58 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:
You dumb asses. The to properly own the signature stewie must wear it without the "king eliagh wrote: in front of it.

Poor wittle stewie's too scared to though :lol:

Pussy and pissweak are very adequate descriptors for all to call him but for me? He's my lil bet welchin bitch. I could not have owned the lil bet welchin bitch any better over the past week. Ohhhhhh how glorious it is! :D
Ok, I'll get rid of the KE bit.

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 5:39 pm
by King-Eliagh
Nice one stewie you're very almost fully owning it now. Now if you dont mind, I'd like you to juuuust take the lil 'quote (") from round the edges and then it'll look clean on the appropriate background, like a signature should.

Kind regards,
KE :)

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 6:05 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:
Nice one stewie you're very almost fully owning it now. Now if you dont mind, I'd like you to juuuust take the lil 'quote (") from round the edges and then it'll look clean on the appropriate background, like a signature should.

Kind regards,
KE :)
Got some bad news for you KE, you've used up all 4 of your sig changes already! :lol:

No more changes for you! :wink:

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 9:28 am
by King-Eliagh
:lol: Listen to me you lil pissant, you've barely even begun the bet because you dont know how to put a simple signature up you silly lil turd.

But please, continue reinforcing the validity of my new nic for you for all to see...my lil bet welchin bitch :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:01 pm
by King-Eliagh
Hey guys :wave:

Just wondering how we think port will fair today against Carlton?

My prediction? Port to lose...now sing it with me :) =D> oh in the truuuue port Adelaide tradition!

Unfortunately it seems the public have now, albeit well after my prediction, realised port are shite so carlton are hot favourites to win. If you'd like to earn some dosh on this one folks I'd suggest port to lose by 30 +. Shit why not splash a bit on port to lose by 40+

Yours sincerely
KE aka talking footys resident prophet :)

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 7:55 pm
by King-Eliagh
Well whatta bout that game eh? Carlton led from start to finish with port never looking in the game. Unfortunately Carlton were having a bad day with their kicking accuracy, otherwise they'd have easily won by 40+.