The Truth is a bitter pill to swallow

[Topper]

DOCTOR!!!!!

[King-Eliagh]

BEAUSSIE!!! Help this man for fukkks sake! So you're just gunna let him struggle like this and go into complete mental shutdown right in front of your eyes on your very own site? You mean bastard beaussie.

[Topper]

I do wish Beaussie would treat this severe flatulence issue that this forum has every time King-Eliagh comments.

[King-Eliagh]

Yeah good one topper. And thanks again for reading my posts and informing us all that you are a stark raving madman.

Newsflash:

I've moved to a new location folks and am soon to decide which AFL team to play for. I'll inform you all in the near future of my plans and early training form and hope that all our AFL members can swallow the truth and be happy for me in my pursuit.

Much Love,
King

[Raiderdave]

Howdy folks

I have an honest announcement to make and I hope our fellow members dont think less of me as a result. Well, all this talk of late about my Aussie Rules career has sparked my interest in playing and I'd like to let our TF members to be the first to know that I've decided to play in 2012! :D Yes I'll be going into pre season training soon for a sydney club and I'm really looking forward to getting out there and playing some good hard footy.

On the other hand though I'd like to make a formal confession about why I play AFL and not League. This is quite hard to say as a proud man but, well, when I was 19 and playing Rugby Union, after playing LEague in high school, in a game against Blayney this mammoth farmer charged straight at me and literally ran over the top of me. I'd always prided myself on being able to take down the biggest of blokes and for some reason, this one moment completely took away my nerve. I never tackled well again in Rugby and stopped playing at the seasons end. It's hard being so open about this so I hope you folks understand.

A few years later I took on the game of AFL. Apart from being naturally gifted at the game because of many years of soccer, basketball and rugby, I really enjoyed the freedom and low contact. In Aussie Rules you will never get a 110kg beast running at you with the intention to literally run over the top of you. So two reasons I play Aussie Rules. 1. Its fun. 2. Its soft compared to RU and RL

So there's some background info for all those who seem bitter boys who seem so confused about me about playing AFL. It was hard telling you guys the truth but I feel better now. I hope the truth is not a bitter pill for you jealous folks to swallow.

Yours Truly,
King

Don't let this happen to you then.

you mean get king hit from behind when your not looking .. by a gutless turd ?
yeah E.. look out
quite common in singletball

[King-Eliagh]

Looked over the vid twice. Bad luck, bad pass and poor awareness of his surrounds from Lewis I gotta say. Other than that, this is simply an accident and rarely occurs in AFL, the softer more gentle code.

[Topper]

Intentcity it has already been established that King-Eliagh is not playing.

[King-Eliagh]

LOL Topper. Established by a man who wrote my signature? LOL

[cos789]

Some really important rl game in Perth.




Attendance 50. Crowd 0.

[Xman]

Actual fans =zero

[Raiderdave]

Some really important rl game in Perth.




Attendance 50. Crowd 0.

really important ?
pttttt cuzzy please ... its a Kids game ... an SG Ball U18's game perhaps
Perth has a side in that comp don't cha know

try taking a snap of the sellout that will be at the same ground when Souths play the Broncos there in March

theres a lad

[Raiderdave]

Some really important rl game in Perth.




Attendance 50. Crowd 0.

No dancing girls?

I think the AFL players were busy fumbling somewhere else ...

[Topper]

Two burps in reply to the request for dancing girls. Truly sad.

[King-Eliagh]

Two burps in reply to the request for dancing girls. Truly sad.

Ahh Topper me lad good to hear ya here. We all know this burp fart syndrome has hit you hard and we know you cant/could never post effectively Topper: i.e. **** numerous other classics Topper said "Rugby League is the biggest code in the world...to suggest that AFL is bigger than Rugby League would be highly contentious". Note: he suggested this was a "typo" and had it removed

But atleast we know from the quote above you still have basic reading skills Topper .

Good for you Topper me boy! Good for you :D

[Topper]

And farts don't count either.