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Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 10:27 pm
by King-Eliagh
Xman you have copped an absolute shellacking in this thread dude. :lol: thanks for the laughs and keep it up!

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 10:31 pm
by Xman
LOL.

deflecting from your original post already

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 8:27 am
by Swans4ever
I think this is so friggin funny!!!! Hayne who all RL posters in here claimed his defection to the NRL proves how athletic RL players are and he manages 7 games before tucking his tail between his legs and running off to rugby!!!! Even though AF have had players with long and distinguished NRL careers, Darren Bennett 1994 - 2005, Anthony Rocca 2007 - 2013, Ben Graham 2005 - 2012. Very funny indeed!

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 9:04 am
by King-Eliagh
Run on.

Kick.

Run off.

Sit.

This, a career? :lol: it's a special needs position which suits southern whiteboys hicks with Aussie rules in their blood :lol: and in their career they were so amazing that YouTube has barely one highlight reel for the lot of em!!!


:(/ :(/ :(/

How shitty is that!!
Thanks for the laughs!

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 9:30 am
by Swans4ever
King-Eliagh wrote:
Run on.

Kick.

Run off.

Sit.

This, a career? :lol: it's a special needs position which suits southern whiteboys hicks with Aussie rules in their blood :lol: and in their career they were so amazing that YouTube has barely one highlight reel for the lot of em!!!

:(/ :(/ :(/

They made it Haynes didn't - says it all really!
How shitty is that!!
Thanks for the laughs!

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:43 am
by King-Eliagh
:lol: I quote stuff I like and that's true too, thanks swines :)

Back to the topic. I mean, does a punter in the nfl even need to learn the playbook? I know Hayne was required to learn hundreds of plays which when you think about it is learning the sport.

Alls Darren Bennett was required to do was to

Run on.

Kick.

Run off.

Sit.

:lol:

News just in folks Jarryd Hayne is officially an Olympian! :D what a legend. No AFL player comes close, even that shitty bald headed son of a crim clown Ablett. :lol: they just don't have the athleticism

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 11:34 am
by Mal
Look we're downgrading punters here a little too much. They do more than just punt for the team......they're very busy little buggers. The real players are continually yelling at 'em, "hey punter,get me a drink", "hey punter, shine my boots", "hey punter any chance of a...............''''job?", LOLOLOLOLOL

Yep......very valuable members of the team.......LOLOLOLOL

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 1:58 pm
by Swans4ever
King-Eliagh wrote:
:lol: I quote stuff I like and that's true too, thanks swines :)

Back to the topic. I mean, does a punter in the nfl even need to learn the playbook? I know Hayne was required to learn hundreds of plays which when you think about it is learning the sport.

Alls Darren Bennett was required to do was to

Run on.

Kick.

Run off.

Sit.

:lol:

News just in folks Jarryd Hayne is officially an Olympian! :D what a legend. No AFL player comes close, even that shitty bald headed son of a crim clown Ablett. :lol: they just don't have the athleticism
Once again Haynes failed - Bennett, Rocca etc didn't - says it all!!'

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 1:59 pm
by Swans4ever
Mal wrote:
Look we're downgrading punters here a little too much. They do more than just punt for the team......they're very busy little buggers. The real players are continually yelling at 'em, "hey punter,get me a drink", "hey punter, shine my boots", "hey punter any chance of a...............''''job?", LOLOLOLOLOL

Yep......very valuable members of the team.......LOLOLOLOL
You must extra hard on being an idiot! Haynes best of NRL - failed at NFL, Bennett, Rocca etc etc didn't - it's simple really!

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:25 pm
by King-Eliagh
Swans4ever wrote:
King-Eliagh wrote:
:lol: I quote stuff I like and that's true too, thanks swines :)

Back to the topic. I mean, does a punter in the nfl even need to learn the playbook? I know Hayne was required to learn hundreds of plays which when you think about it is learning the sport.

Alls Darren Bennett was required to do was to

Run on.

Kick.

Run off.

Sit.

:lol:

News just in folks Jarryd Hayne is officially an Olympian! :D what a legend. No AFL player comes close, even that shitty bald headed son of a crim clown Ablett. :lol: they just don't have the athleticism
Once again Haynes failed - Bennett, Rocca etc didn't - says it all!!'
you're runnin out of steam already swines! :lol:

Sit.
Kick.
Sit.

The amazing careers of rocca and Bennett :lol: wow no wonder their story barely made the news while Haynes been all over the news for a year now :lol:

Sit.
Kick.
Sit again.

:lol:

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:29 pm
by Xman
You realise the game of NFL is very much a sit, play, sit, play game right?

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:42 pm
by King-Eliagh
Well yes. But I didn't say

Sit.
"Play".
Sit.

Now did I Xman :lol: your lads kicked. And that's all they did. They didn't play at all. Hence, in comparison to Harry's Jayne, no media coverage and no YouTube highlights.

Eat shit bro. I'm killin ya in here! :lol:

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:43 pm
by King-Eliagh
Harry's Jane what a funny auto type for Jarryd hayne. :lol:

Eat shit Xman. :lol:

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:49 pm
by Xman
team of the decade will always beat an 8 game career, and by a massive margin

Re: All Hail the Great - Jarryd Hayne!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:54 pm
by pussycat
Xman wrote:
team of the decade will always beat an 8 game career, and by a massive margin
Since when has being in a great team a great player - or even a player?