Talking Footy

Ah ah axeman. You'll speak to me in glowing terms or you won't speak to me at all.

Melbs. A city devoid of natural beauty. A city which is second or third choice for international acts. A city which, since 1957 cannot compete with sydney for things like the Olympic Games, so they got the crummy commonwealth games instead

It's just not that good a place guys so you really shouldn't try make it out any different.

Thanks.

King-Eliagh wrote:

Melbs.

Grey.

Dark.

Damp.

Dirty.

Old.

Drab.

Isolated.

Nice to visit but shit, yA gotta feel for those poor sods who've decided to live there.

Which poor sods are those KE the ones that live here now or the 150k that move here from NSW each year?? Hahaha fig jam you know absolutely nothing!

King-Eliagh wrote:

Melbs.

It's like god grabbed the land and wiped his ass with it.

I mean, their beaches are a polluted industrial cess pit for crying out loud.

Yeah we don't have sewage outlets near our beeches like Bondi does! Hahaha this is a riot - KE telling us what Melb is like I bet he hasn't gone past the corner milk bar of his lakemba fibro! Hahaha

Swines. I think it's quite clear in my post that I'm referring to all those living in that grey, damp and mouldy old city.

You struggling with yer comprehension again?

Melbs. It has to try hard to be cool.... Because it's an ugly place

Swans4ever wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Melbs.

It's like god grabbed the land and wiped his ass with it.

I mean, their beaches are a polluted industrial cess pit for crying out loud.

Yeah we don't have sewage outlets near our beeches like Bondi does! Hahaha this is a riot - KE telling us what Melb is like I bet he hasn't gone past the corner milk bar of his lakemba fibro! Hahaha

Yeah your Sewage outlet is the shit brown Yara river running through the middle of Melbourne.

Everyone would feel a lot safer swimming at Bondi than that shit river you guys have.

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ah ah axeman. You'll speak to me in glowing terms or you won't speak to me at all.

Melbs. A city devoid of natural beauty. A city which is second or third choice for international acts. A city which, since 1957 cannot compete with sydney for things like the Olympic Games, so they got the crummy commonwealth games instead

It's just not that good a place guys so you really shouldn't try make it out any different.

Thanks.

Hahaha you've never been further south than Cambelltown have you figjam - so let's do a comparison shall we??
Melb
Centrally located sports facilities with transport nearby (MCG, Rod Laver Arena, Olympic park, Etihad Stadium, Aquatic centre etc etc etc - Yep crosses all those.
Beeches which are accessible to all - that don't have sewage outlets near them, that hold world class events (Bells beech classic) once again has all that!
Diverse population with plenty of cultural events - Chinnese NY, Greek Festival, Fringe festivals, St.Kilda Festival etc etc yep plenty of those.
World class events - Australian Open (one of only 4 grand slam events in the world), Boxing Day Test, F1 GP, MotoGP, AFL GF, Tour Down Under etc etc etc - yep that's covered,
World class eatery's and theater and entertainment.
Snow Fuelds, Mt Buller, Baw Baw, Hotham, Falls Creek etc etc etc - yep that's covered!
Victorian Wine Region - Brown Brothrrs Wangarratta, Wolf Blass etc etc etc
What ever Sydney we have and then some, we even have less rainfall than Sydney, our summers are just as hot with less humidity.
Best of all None of us live in huge commission estates many miles from the the beeches without work and without hope - Yep give me Melb any time!!! I guess that's why Sydney people are leaving as fast as they can!!!

King-Eliagh wrote:

Melbs. It has to try hard to be cool.... Because it's an ugly place

Yeah they try hard to be cool, but end up comming across like a bunch of dorks lol..

AFL being their main sport says it all. =D> =D>

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ah ah axeman. You'll speak to me in glowing terms or you won't speak to me at all.

Melbs. A city devoid of natural beauty. A city which is second or third choice for international acts. A city which, since 1957 cannot compete with sydney for things like the Olympic Games, so they got the crummy commonwealth games instead

It's just not that good a place guys so you really shouldn't try make it out any different.

Thanks.

The King it's because I've placed you so high that I struggle to believe you would sink so Low. I think now would be a good time for reflection and contemplation, but remember you still mean the world to us all.

Swans4ever wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ah ah axeman. You'll speak to me in glowing terms or you won't speak to me at all.

Melbs. A city devoid of natural beauty. A city which is second or third choice for international acts. A city which, since 1957 cannot compete with sydney for things like the Olympic Games, so they got the crummy commonwealth games instead

It's just not that good a place guys so you really shouldn't try make it out any different.

Thanks.

Hahaha you've never been further south than Cambelltown have you figjam - so let's do a comparison shall we??
Melb
Centrally located sports facilities with transport nearby (MCG, Rod Laver Arena, Olympic park, Etihad Stadium, Aquatic centre etc etc etc - Yep crosses all those.
Beeches which are accessible to all - that don't have sewage outlets near them, that hold world class events (Bells beech classic) once again has all that!
Diverse population with plenty of cultural events - Chinnese NY, Greek Festival, Fringe festivals, St.Kilda Festival etc etc yep plenty of those.
World class events - Australian Open (one of only 4 grand slam events in the world), Boxing Day Test, F1 GP, MotoGP, AFL GF, Tour Down Under etc etc etc - yep that's covered,
World class eatery's and theater and entertainment.
Snow Fuelds, Mt Buller, Baw Baw, Hotham, Falls Creek etc etc etc - yep that's covered!
Victorian Wine Region - Brown Brothrrs Wangarratta, Wolf Blass etc etc etc
What ever Sydney we have and then some, we even have less rainfall than Sydney, our summers are just as hot with less humidity.
Best of all None of us live in huge commission estates many miles from the the beeches without work and without hope - Yep give me Melb any time!!! I guess that's why Sydney people are leaving as fast as they can!!!

Jesus this is poorly written. I certainly hope ur not a product of a sydney education.

It's beaches not beeches you dipstick.

I'm afraid last I looked melb doesn't have a range of massive vineyards in its cbd nor does it have bells beach you dimwitted try hard!

I could go further but I think the points been made. In order to try and make the city of melbourne seem appealing our swines has needed to take us as far away from that drizzly bleak city as mount buller!

Says it all really what's I say, melbs has to really try hard to be cool cos its pretty butt fugly.

The axe wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ah ah axeman. You'll speak to me in glowing terms or you won't speak to me at all.

Melbs. A city devoid of natural beauty. A city which is second or third choice for international acts. A city which, since 1957 cannot compete with sydney for things like the Olympic Games, so they got the crummy commonwealth games instead

It's just not that good a place guys so you really shouldn't try make it out any different.

Thanks.

The King it's because I've placed you so high that I struggle to believe you would sink so Low. I think now would be a good time for reflection and contemplation, but remember you still mean the world to us all.

Yes I agree, it's time you did some serious reflecting and contemplation on how it's not King-Eliagh's fault that melbourne AFL clubs have a mammoth fan racism issue. It's a blight on the code and the drab drizzly rainy city.

Swans4ever wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ah ah axeman. You'll speak to me in glowing terms or you won't speak to me at all.

Melbs. A city devoid of natural beauty. A city which is second or third choice for international acts. A city which, since 1957 cannot compete with sydney for things like the Olympic Games, so they got the crummy commonwealth games instead

It's just not that good a place guys so you really shouldn't try make it out any different.

Thanks.

Hahaha you've never been further south than Cambelltown have you figjam - so let's do a comparison shall we??
Melb
Centrally located sports facilities with transport nearby (MCG, Rod Laver Arena, Olympic park, Etihad Stadium, Aquatic centre etc etc etc - Yep crosses all those.
Beeches which are accessible to all - that don't have sewage outlets near them, that hold world class events (Bells beech classic) once again has all that!
Diverse population with plenty of cultural events - Chinnese NY, Greek Festival, Fringe festivals, St.Kilda Festival etc etc yep plenty of those.
World class events - Australian Open (one of only 4 grand slam events in the world), Boxing Day Test, F1 GP, MotoGP, AFL GF, Tour Down Under etc etc etc - yep that's covered,
World class eatery's and theater and entertainment.
Snow Fuelds, Mt Buller, Baw Baw, Hotham, Falls Creek etc etc etc - yep that's covered!
Victorian Wine Region - Brown Brothrrs Wangarratta, Wolf Blass etc etc etc
What ever Sydney we have and then some, we even have less rainfall than Sydney, our summers are just as hot with less humidity.
Best of all None of us live in huge commission estates many miles from the the beeches without work and without hope - Yep give me Melb any time!!! I guess that's why Sydney people are leaving as fast as they can!!!

Man alot of those things you mentioned sound shit boring.

Why would I care about a wine region and a theatre??? Are you serious lol.. Or a St Kilda festival. Place is a hole.

I'd rather be at the beach or on a mates Jet ski. Sydneys waters are perfect for these.

The waterways in sydney are just exquisite. From a plane sydney is by far the prettiest natural environment city in the world.

Melbs?

As I said it looks like god grabbed that end bit of land and wiped his stinkin ass with it after taking a massive grog bog.

It's disgusting.

King-Eliagh wrote:

Swans4ever wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Ah ah axeman. You'll speak to me in glowing terms or you won't speak to me at all.

Melbs. A city devoid of natural beauty. A city which is second or third choice for international acts. A city which, since 1957 cannot compete with sydney for things like the Olympic Games, so they got the crummy commonwealth games instead

It's just not that good a place guys so you really shouldn't try make it out any different.

Thanks.

Hahaha you've never been further south than Cambelltown have you figjam - so let's do a comparison shall we??
Melb
Centrally located sports facilities with transport nearby (MCG, Rod Laver Arena, Olympic park, Etihad Stadium, Aquatic centre etc etc etc - Yep crosses all those.
Beeches which are accessible to all - that don't have sewage outlets near them, that hold world class events (Bells beech classic) once again has all that!
Diverse population with plenty of cultural events - Chinnese NY, Greek Festival, Fringe festivals, St.Kilda Festival etc etc yep plenty of those.
World class events - Australian Open (one of only 4 grand slam events in the world), Boxing Day Test, F1 GP, MotoGP, AFL GF, Tour Down Under etc etc etc - yep that's covered,
World class eatery's and theater and entertainment.
Snow Fuelds, Mt Buller, Baw Baw, Hotham, Falls Creek etc etc etc - yep that's covered!
Victorian Wine Region - Brown Brothrrs Wangarratta, Wolf Blass etc etc etc
What ever Sydney we have and then some, we even have less rainfall than Sydney, our summers are just as hot with less humidity.
Best of all None of us live in huge commission estates many miles from the the beeches without work and without hope - Yep give me Melb any time!!! I guess that's why Sydney people are leaving as fast as they can!!!

Jesus this is poorly written. I certainly hope ur not a product of a sydney education.

It's beaches not beeches you dipstick.

I'm afraid last I looked melb doesn't have a range of massive vineyards in its cbd nor does it have bells beach you dimwitted try hard!

I could go further but I think the points been made. In order to try and make the city of melbourne seem appealing our swines has needed to take us as far away from that drizzly bleak city as mount buller!

Says it all really what's I say, melbs has to really try hard to be cool cos its pretty butt fugly.

Yes FIGJAM ignore the truth because it hurt so bad!!!

King-Eliagh wrote:

The waterways in sydney are just exquisite. From a plane sydney is by far the prettiest natural environment city in the world.

Melbs?

As I said it looks like god grabbed that end bit of land and wiped his stinkin ass with it after taking a massive grog bog.

It's disgusting.

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