Talking Footy

King-Eliagh wrote:

I'm sorry but this is ridiculous. Can someone from the AFL team tell this idiot how things sometimes go down in the real world?

Beaussie I think its time you answer my previous question to you.

Medical fact - swelling indicates a break. A proper trainer would have seen swelling and packed you off to hospital instead of risking the club's insurance.

Now admit that you made that story up, goose.

NRLCrap1 wrote:

Medical fact - swelling indicates a break...A proper trainer would have seen swelling and packed you off to hospital

Jesus could you imagine the ambulance and hospital fees if this guy was a trainer of a club???

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I'm sorry but this is ridiculous. Can someone from the AFL team tell this idiot how things sometimes go down in the real world?

NRLCrap1 wrote:

Medical fact - swelling indicates a break. A proper trainer would have seen swelling and packed you off to hospital instead of risking the club's insurance.

Now admit that you made that story up, goose.

Signs & Symptoms of a Sprained Wrist Prevention In the wrist, a sprain is much more common that an strain due to the number of ligaments that support the bones in the wrist. A wrist sprain typically causes pain, tenderness, and swelling over the wrist after a fall. It will be red, tender and warm to the touch. There may be bruising, decreased range of motion, and a dull deep ache in the wrist.
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YOU FUCKING FOOL!

The club's insurance would have covered the ambulance fees!! Because the injury occurred on the field!!

The club wouldn't have insurance if you were a trainer

Imagine this folks. Its a bright sunny day, perfect for marngrook, and first round of the local footy comp. Cwapper dressed in black pants, shoes and a with the sitcom character ALF on the front of his white shirt arrives nice and early before the game. It's his first day on the job as trainer of the division 6 team. The team begins warmup when a player slightly twists an ankle. He limps off towards cwapper and says

div 6 player wrote:

''you know where the ice is mate? I think its already starting to swell up a bit...maybe I can start in the second quarter''

"

Cwapper looks down with his jaw agape and eyes wide

cwapper wrote:

oh fukk no. oh fukk fukk fukk its bwoken!!!

He dials triple 0 immediately to the shock of the player.




And this would be repeated approximately six times every single match. Yes, its true, there'd be no insurance company willing to pay out this team!

Swelling of the wrist after trauma is due to soft tissue injury such as ligament, muscle, tendon damage, and /or bony injury such as a fracture

Often you cannot say which it is with any accuracy without an X-ray. Unless there is clear deformation or crepitus.

King-Eliagh wrote:

Beaussie, there's gunna be plenty of naysayers coming out of the woodwork from the AFL persuasion so I'd appreciate your honesty in saying you watched the match, saw the injury and the cast afterwards and how well I played.

Alright, alright, yes KE has played footy in Alice Springs and Sydney. Injury plagued seasons in both leagues.

Beaussie wrote:

King-Eliagh wrote:

Beaussie, there's gunna be plenty of naysayers coming out of the woodwork from the AFL persuasion so I'd appreciate your honesty in saying you watched the match, saw the injury and the cast afterwards and how well I played.

Alright, alright, yes KE has played footy in Alice Springs and Sydney. Injury plagued seasons in both leagues.

Oi, not one injury throughout my time in alice springs bro. Not one, get it right

Cwapper and all the rest of you naysayers? cos lettuce? modbitch xman? TLPG? Swines? Phelpsy? and any of you old school bitches still lurking round who couldn't handle the truth??????????? Its time yáll acknowledge it my men. Swallow that bitter pill. I don't make shit up.


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Xman wrote:

Swelling of the wrist after trauma is due to soft tissue injury such as ligament, muscle, tendon damage, and /or bony injury such as a fracture

Often you cannot say which it is with any accuracy without an X-ray. Unless there is clear deformation or crepitus.

That's what I meant! All the more reason to pack the player off to hospital to get it checked!

div 6 player wrote:

''you know where the ice is mate? I think its already starting to swell up a bit...maybe I can start in the second quarter''

"

trainer wrote:

Absolutely not. That could be a break there. Your day is over. If you continue with that injury you're not covered by league and club insurance and we can't let you continue for that reason.

THAT is the correct procedure, Eliagh!

I am sorry, Beaussie. I know you mean well and all that, but your statement contradicts Eliagh's demonstrable knowledge of the game - or rather the lack thereof. I need more. We all need more.

Jesus H fuck.
No matter what a mod or AFL fan on here say .Cwapper just ignores the truth,Because it doesn't fit into whatever delusional fantasy
he is immersed in at the time
You need help .
seriously need help .

As for the swelling bit .
he plainly said if swollen it was BROKEN..
Wrong yet again..

Cwapper you suck goat arse matey. Seriously you got no idea about the inner workings of trainers and players in an footy club, no idea. You're just full of goat shit aren't ya? You might have a clue about umpiring though...? You know much about that?

I have no clue about umpiring and wouldn't want to know either. Filthy job that can stay a mile away from me!

But I DO know about club inner workings! Particularly the business side as I run a small business that sponsors a local AFL club! They entertain sponsors very well and show us every thing about the club. Including players and trainers. The wife is a registered nurse as well.

So I know. You don't.

Ask your wife if bruising means its broken

NRLCrap1 wrote:

I am sorry, Beaussie. I know you mean well and all that, but your statement contradicts Eliagh's demonstrable knowledge of the game - or rather the lack thereof. I need more. We all need more.

Be consistent ya lil fukkstik. Beaussie what this chump really said is

You know nothing beaussie you liar. You know nothing about Eliagh you goose bitch goose bitch goose bitch goose bitch goose bitch goose bitch goose bitch....goosebitch....goose bitch ... ... ... goose bitch .... ... you

Beaussie I woulnt stand for some random internet nong to claim your statement as wrong especially if you know what you said is true. Get stuck into the lil frog turd beaussie, don't take his shit!

As for your lil statement on knowledge of the game cwapper. Can I remind you that swelling is not something you should ever immediately call the ambulance for. Ask your wife she'll likely be shocked she married you and warn you on the importance not to waste our emergency services time!

Do it after you've had sex tho cwapper cause my inkling is you wont be getting none for some time after :_<>