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Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:06 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:Stewie wrote:Swans4ever wrote:
No doubt being a fan of Parramatta makes you well acquainted with a basket case club, but I doubt it qualifies you to talk about other clubs!
Haha the dimwit goes for Parramatta! Speaking of basketcase clubs...
Nice going, KE!

Ahh

stewie you've completely misinterpreted swines post. My name is not eelsofwest pal

Yeah I'll cop that one. Didn't read who Swans was quoting and then realised that you're an Eels fan KE.
You got nuffin over Port now

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:10 pm
by King-Eliagh
Port to lose against a lowly out of form crows team this week
You goin stewie?
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:36 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:Port to lose against a lowly out of form crows team this week
You goin stewie?
Right next to the Port Adelaide Cheer Squad mate. :D
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:57 pm
by Stewie
Hey KE, sup?
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:54 pm
by piesman2011
It was like GOD made that ball bounce the wrong way just to shut up KE.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:31 pm
by Fred
Some prophet lol. First with the title of the thread and second with his prediction that crowd would win. Funny
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:34 pm
by Stewie
piesman2011 wrote:
It was like GOD made that ball bounce the wrong way just to shut up KE.
Was the 35th Showdown and McCarthy wore #35 at Port. He made it bounce like that!
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:23 am
by King-Eliagh
Yes it takes an act of god to change my prophecy. I'm cool with that.
I watched most of the game and the port boys certainly looked dreadful, kicking the ball out on the full numerous times but they managed to hang in their the lil '12 basketcases so good on em.
Just to confirm though, the title of this thread remains true and correct. They rose and fell. Now, through divine intervention (I saw the bounce), they have managed to rise again. I'm cool with that

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:29 am
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:
Yes it takes an act of god to change my prophecy. I'm cool with that.
I watched most of the game and the port boys certainly looked dreadful, kicking the ball out on the full numerous times but they managed to hang in their the lil '12 basketcases so good on em.
Just to confirm though, the title of this thread remains true and correct. They rose and fell. Now, through divine intervention (I saw the bounce), they have managed to rise again. I'm cool with that

Oh, he mad!
Predicting just 2 wins in our last 11 games and now we have 6 already! Keep embarrassing yourself, KE. For the good of TFC

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:23 pm
by King-Eliagh

now let's be awfully clear here stewie. Your team has won 3 games against bona fide AFL teams and 3 games against bona fide basketcase league sides during the back end of season 2013 thus far. And let's be awfully clear that an act of god occurred yest, a divine intervention in the dying minutes, a miracle, so much so something as spectacular may have never occurred in the dying moments of a game like Sundays.
Now I know you and the rest of those port ferals have likely not stopped urinating in ur panties from the excitement and the damp stench is likely affecting ur ability to process reality. But before you come back on these boards i want you to go to the toilet stewie

... then i want you to take off those soaked blue and black pants and the yellow stained wanganeen underwear

, add kerosene, strike a match, and burn them. Then shower under tepid water for 20mins.
Please stewie, do this. It'll make you all the better able to confront the end of this season [-o<
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:08 pm
by Fred
Ke you don't even know who is in or out of your basket case league lol. You started with 5 and added st kilda in a few weeks ago. You change the definition over and over and the concept, not unlike yourself, has no credibility.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:18 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:
now let's be awfully clear here stewie. Your team has won 3 games against bona fide AFL teams and 3 games against bona fide basketcase league sides during the back end of season 2013 thus far. And let's be awfully clear that an act of god occurred yest, a divine intervention in the dying minutes, a miracle, so much so something as spectacular may have never occurred in the dying moments of a game like Sundays. [-o<
Let's also ignore the fact that Port were a man down for 95% of the match, shall we? And let's also ignore the shocking bounce that Robbie Gray got in the first quarter. Bounced on the line and went out. That's football, it's unpredictable.
u still mad aren't ya KE

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:10 pm
by King-Eliagh

phelpsy
Not bad points stew, I didn't see the first quarter. Twas an entertaining match but reality stewie, 3 AFL teams with an act of god helping in one of em. My estimate of two matches is still in with a chance of being deadly accurate :D

Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:49 am
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:
phelpsy
Not bad points stew, I didn't see the first quarter. Twas an entertaining match but reality stewie, 3 AFL teams with an act of god helping in one of em. My estimate of two matches is still in with a chance of being deadly accurate :D

An act of god also denied Robbie Gray a goal in the first quarter. The ball literally bounced on the line and then back out for no score!
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:42 pm
by King-Eliagh
The act of god occurred in the last quarter when the game was on the line stewie. God doesnt do first quarter footy, he turns up when things are dire, when someones down and out, when one's life depends on it. And you and port's livelihoods were pretty dependent on the rotund fella's assistance on sunday afternoon...and assistance he gave. You're just lucky he gave it, and dont you fukkin forget it!
Now seriously have you showered and burnt your urine soaked clothes yet?