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Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:19 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:Now what about port. Whatta ya reckon this weekend stewie? They're at home right? You goin to watch em?
As always, I am a fully ticketed member after all. Unfortunately we're playing a side that will be looking to bounce back after their first loss since rd 1, and we're also coming off a shorter break. Rain is forecast on Saturday, so hopefully the match ends up being similar to the Sydney game with a similar result as well.
Not really holding my breath though, Hawks by 5 goals.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:12 am
by King-Eliagh
Hawks by 12 goals.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:51 am
by eelofwest
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:28 am
by King-Eliagh
I havent put a bet on in ages but i might go for hawks by 10goals plus. Will let yas know the odds and if i do :D
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:46 pm
by Swans4ever
No doubt being a fan of Parramatta makes you well acquainted with a basket case club, but I doubt it qualifies you to talk about other clubs!
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:14 pm
by King-Eliagh
Wow those port boys really took a thumping didn't they stewie?
An 8 goal blasting!
And lucky I didn't put a bet on them losing by 10 goals plus. I didn't know the hawks were playing without buddy. They woulda def have thumped those weeny port boys by 12 goals if he was playing. Dear oh dear. The fall of port Adelaide eh
Whatta ya reckon about ports chances against the ever dreary, slow, unfit, lacklustre, prone to crying when things don't go their way, sharing nudey pictures of team mates stkilda squad this week stewie?
Stkilda are at home so I reckon its gunna be close...
Stkilda to win by 5 in a skill-less thriller. Cant wait!
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:35 pm
by Stewie
Actually you dumbarse, if you knew a thing about football you'd know that the Hawks perform even BETTER without Buddy. Footy Classified last night showed statistical differences for the Hawks performances when Buddy was and wasn't playing for every match after the 2008 GF. Their forward line is more open when he's not playing and they score more freely.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:43 pm
by King-Eliagh
Statistical differences shamistical differences stewie. Buddy is a goal scoring awesome force to be reckoned with on the AFL field. Stats don't pickup a quarter of what he achieves on the field.
If you knew anything about marngrook you'd know that stewie you silly stats nerd.
Now whattabout ports chances this week stewie? A close one against stkilda?
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:01 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:Statistical differences shamistical differences stewie. Buddy is a goal scoring awesome force to be reckoned with on the AFL field. Stats don't pickup a quarter of what he achieves on the field.
If you knew anything about marngrook you'd know that stewie you silly stats nerd.
Now whattabout ports chances this week stewie? A close one against stkilda?
Buddy has been average this year compared to others. Stats don't lie, KE.
Port has a shocking record at Etihad, but we should take the chocolates even with our #1 tagger out from a shit MRP and Tribunal call.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:08 pm
by King-Eliagh
Stats don't lie
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:09 am
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:Stats don't lie
Port Adelaide legend Warren Tredrea agrees in his column.
http://www.news.com.au/sport/AFL/hawtho ... 6681137059#
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:56 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:Howdy folks
It's your resident prophet and great one KE here.
Well as you all know Port Adelaide have had what can only be described as a fairy tale start to season 2013. It's pretty and fun to watch but it aint reality folks.
I know many of you believe they are destined for greatness, I know many of you believe they've "improved out of sight". But, as your prophet I must inform you all of the future and the truth.
Port Adelaide are shithouse. After their little run of wins against basketcase sides and AFL sides who are on the decline they are destined to fall like a sack of elephant turd from a 747. Or perhaps more adequately they'll fall like the little man in Stewies avatar, who's jumped in the air with his legs spread wide dressed in such a flamboyant, colourful, bright, out there, smart tight fitting outfit (ahem, closet, get out of it stewie).
They're playing richmond in a few days and me and stewie have a signature bet on. The poor deluded fool really thinks they'll win. As do the bookies. Folks, listen to my prophecy and you're likely to make some coin as at present richmond are about $2.45 to win. Eeeeeeaaaaaasssy money. Dont thank me for it though, its just what i do.
As for the fall of PA we also have numerous fans claiming how many port are likely to WIN during their last 11 matches.
I'm in at 2 max.
Pies is in at 5
Stewie is in at 6
Xman is in at 4.
Or that's what i think it was. So make your predictions here folks. I'll keep a tab on this shithouse basketcase sides progress as we go.
I'll just leave KE's OP here.
To think this lying fuckstick actually denies ever calling Port Adelaide a "basketcase" side. This moron continues to embarrass himself to new levels.
What a dumbarse! No wonder he and Dementedave get along.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:05 pm
by King-Eliagh
Ooooh. This is a bit aggressive. Touchy touchy now stewie bear.
Since round 11 port have beaten 2 AFL sides. Lost to two AFL sides (avg 40point losses). And beaten 3 basketcases. whoopdi doo!
As for your me "denying port were ever a basketcase"? Ahhh
> They were in the 2012 basketcase league thank you very much. I've never denied this. Ever.
Lies make baby jesus cry stewie. You oughtta stop it, now!
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Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:20 pm
by Stewie
King-Eliagh wrote:Ooooh. This is a bit aggressive. Touchy touchy now stewie bear.
Since round 11 port have beaten 2 AFL sides. Lost to two AFL sides (avg 40point losses). And beaten 3 basketcases. whoopdi doo!
As for your me "denying port were ever a basketcase"? Ahhh
> They were in the 2012 basketcase league thank you very much. I've never denied this. Ever.
Lies make baby jesus cry stewie. You oughtta stop it, now!
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You made this thread well after 2012 you dunce. If you knew a thing or two about football, you'd have known we were no longer a basketcase side. You had Port winning 2 games after round 11, period. You were wrong... again.
Stick to your bogan thugby league mate.
Re: The Rise and Fall of Port Adelaide
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:37 pm
by King-Eliagh
Ahhh. Stewie I suggest you read my "options for a lopsided competition" thread. You'll see the truth there. I always called port a basketcase side in 2012, from start to finish. And weren't they just that!
And then I've taken them out of the Basketcase league for 2013. They're not a basketcaser any more but jeez, they're shiithouse still.
As for your second point i apologise for not being clear. Winning against Basketcase league sides doesnt count stewie. So coming into round 19 port are still only on 2 wins. I've still got faith they'll stick to that
All the best,
KE