Talking Footy

AFLcrap1 wrote:

Swans4ever wrote:

How is this a thread???? A training aid??? Grow up crapper!

Lol .
This is a thread because it highlights the bumbling fumbling uncos in your sport .

& doesn't it upset you mob .


I'll put it simply .

The best of the best stick insects in the whole fumble universe have trouble kicking straight .
Oh the skillllllz
It's hilarious .

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so whenever a new metal driver or putter is released it highlights the unco golfers on the world tour?

You have to admit though that kickinf at goal is something that baffles so many as a skill that hasnt improved over many years. It amazes me that aplayer can deliver a ball with acuracy over 40 metres yet can miss a shot at goal from 30 metres? Maybe a designated goal kicker is required.

Umm lol .
Are they designing a golf ball to go straighter because the bloke who hit the ball is an unco .

Try to make a comparison that's in the same ballpark .

The ball goes where it is kicked or hit .

It has to do with the bloke who hits it .

Hence the unco fumblers need a ball that goes straighter because they're useless & can't kick straight .

Fred wrote:

You have to admit though that kickinf at goal is something that baffles so many as a skill that hasnt improved over many years. It amazes me that aplayer can deliver a ball with acuracy over 40 metres yet can miss a shot at goal from 30 metres? Maybe a designated goal kicker is required.

just like any other sport the skill can decrease under increased pressure. That's what separates the champion from the also ran

AFLcrap1 wrote:

Umm lol .
Are they designing a golf ball to go straighter because the bloke who hit the ball is an unco .

Try to make a comparison that's in the same ballpark .

The ball goes where it is kicked or hit .

It has to do with the bloke who hits it .

Hence the unco fumblers need a ball that goes straighter because they're useless & can't kick straight .

and unco golfers need a ball that goes straighter, and a club with a larger strike zone. They must all be unco,

Thats your logic and its hilarious

What .
Talk sense .
You tried to make some bullshit comparison between fumblers & golfers .
I highlighted the moronic stupidity of your post .

well goal shooting and hitting a straight drive or putt are very comparable. professionals from both sports practice it endlessly but are always striving for an edge to improve. Some of that comes through improvements in equipment.

Why do professional cyclists get more advanced bikes? Are they all too slow?

Lol . & I explained the difference .
You chose to ignore it .

What difference is there between any sport where skills can be improved due to technology or equipment changes?

Jesus .
I explained it already .

Once again


Are they designing a golf ball to go straighter because the bloke who hit the ball is an unco .

Try to make a comparison that's in the same ballpark .

The ball goes where it is kicked or hit .

It has to do with the bloke who hits it .

Hence the unco fumblers need a ball that goes straighter because they're useless & can't kick straight .

LOL

So the golfers who hit 1 drive out of 10 in the trees are unco. Righto then

But as you pointed out, the ball goes where it is kicked, so how would a different ball help the player kick it straighter unless it somehow aligns is body for him?

Simply put .
As was stated .

It's the age-old problem that some of the game's greatest minds haven't been able to solve: how to teach footballers to kick straight?

So instead of finding some stick insect that can kick straight .
Let's put the focus on that dastardly ball .
If only it would go straight .

Lol

How about the uncos develop some skill

Kicking straight isnt really the issue. Players pass straight all over the ground. However, extra pressure is always on the person to finish off with a score, just like a soccer penalty or a clutch putt. Its far more mental than physical. If you watch the players train they kick goals far more often than not, but in a game when the pressure is on they rarely kick as well,'

Add to that the AFL players are kicking for goal from up to 60 meters out and often on very tight angles. We also dont have designated kickers like some games

Yeah like there is a law that states only one player in RL can kick the ball

ParraEelsNRL wrote:

Yeah like there is a law that states only one player in RL can kick the ball

Oh well that makes sense now......while we're on the subject why did they change the RL by increasing the size, changing from leather to white plastic and dimpling the skin??? Like Leathrr harder to handle, gets heavier when wet and harder to see. Like aren't we being a little hypocritical here crapper when AFL game balls haven't changed?

It's always amazed me how easy is it to score in rabble ball. It's got to be the easiest scoring game in professional sports. Basketball is a high scoring game as well but you have to put the ball through a hoop only slightly bigger than the ball.

Everyone knows how hard it is to score in soccer and even Gaelic football has a keeper and a net to make goals hard to come by as well as awarding a point for going over the cross bar.

In rabble ball you can bomb it in from any distance and as long it goes through the two middle sticks.....hey presto.......goal!!!!!! How easy is that. And if you miss but put the ball through the outer sticks you get a point......bingo! No other game in the world gives a point for failure....LOLOLOLOLO.

I think rabble ball was invented for the less athletically gifted poor buggers. It is so easy to play anyone can do it. I mean you can fumble and bumble and stumble and it's just play on, play on. There are no consequences for mistakes......it's not a good training for life but it sure is good for the unco's of the world......LOLOLOL.

And fancy making kicking the major skill. I mean a two year old kid can kick a ball straight. If you play in the NFL and are a kicker you are treated like a totally unskilled tradesman. You get paid a pittance and no one knows who you are. At half time you have to shine the boots of the real players......and hand around drinks......LOLOLOL. The Yanks think kicking as a skill is a nothing, zero, zilch......and ya gotta agree.....it's a pretty base thing to make the pinncacle of a game.......LOLOLOLOLOL