The ask KE about playin footy thread

[Swans4ever]

Are ozzzzie ruulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz players at a lower level as unco as the so called pros.
Do they fumble ,miss kicks from in front & cheap shot opponents when not looking?

Do RL players of all ages have squashed noses and really thick necks??? And does it hurt when you get packed in a scrum???? Or is your rectum used to those thick necks???

Again swines, you'll direct your questions appropriately. Or in other words, to me!

So the answer to ur questions is no. But a large portion of older rugby players do have the physical descriptions you pose. They're generally strong and tough blokes who, unlike their AFL counterparts, have rejected metro sexuality and the feminisation of men. As for the rectum q's, you're being silly or have some strange fantasy you want me to help u fulfil. In either case I won't stand for it swines! Pull yer socks up!!

Sorry KE but you riding in to help poor little AFLCRAPPER because the big bad AFL poster has him shittin himself is just too funny???? Seriously dude did he PM you to get you to back him up??? So since you are here to help him, try giving him some materials as he struggles in the original ideas department (likes to borrow a lot of what other posters say) see if you can get him to take his mood stabilisers - a couple of xanies should do and maybe tell him a joke or two. Shit that's gunna be too much work even for you, so get RD and Eels and pussy - shit you could make it a joint project - then maybe he could be a little less paranoid and maybe a bit more interesting - what was this thread about again - oh that's right your football exploits - well it's a bit like blowing ur own trumpet isn't it KE?? So in the interests of helping you I've decided your new name is FIGJAM - no doubt you'll regale us with tails of you winning a F1 Geand Prix, Wimbelton, US Masters, playing for the All Blacks, your 1st Super Bowl as quarter back but on second thoughts don't worry I'm just not that into fiction!

[AFLcrap1]

Are ozzzzie ruulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz players at a lower level as unco as the so called pros.
Do they fumble ,miss kicks from in front & cheap shot opponents when not looking?

Do RL players of all ages have squashed noses and really thick necks??? And does it hurt when you get packed in a scrum???? Or is your rectum used to those thick necks???

Again swines, you'll direct your questions appropriately. Or in other words, to me!

So the answer to ur questions is no. But a large portion of older rugby players do have the physical descriptions you pose. They're generally strong and tough blokes who, unlike their AFL counterparts, have rejected metro sexuality and the feminisation of men. As for the rectum q's, you're being silly or have some strange fantasy you want me to help u fulfil. In either case I won't stand for it swines! Pull yer socks up!!

Sorry KE but you riding in to help poor little AFLCRAPPER because the big bad AFL poster has him shittin himself is just too funny???? Seriously dude did he PM you to get you to back him up??? So since you are here to help him, try giving him some materials as he struggles in the original ideas department (likes to borrow a lot of what other posters say) see if you can get him to take his mood stabilisers - a couple of xanies should do and maybe tell him a joke or two. Shit that's gunna be too much work even for you, so get RD and Eels and pussy - shit you could make it a joint project - then maybe he could be a little less paranoid and maybe a bit more interesting - what was this thread about again - oh that's right your football exploits - well it's a bit like blowing ur own trumpet isn't it KE?? So in the interests of helping you I've decided your new name is FIGJAM - no doubt you'll regale us with tails of you winning a F1 Geand Prix, Wimbelton, US Masters, playing for the All Blacks, your 1st Super Bowl as quarter back but on second thoughts don't worry I'm just not that into fiction!

Im shakin in my boots .
The internet warrior is scary.



Please don't threaten to book a Gym & set up a boxing match.


Oh & One of us has had a meltdown on here & needed some medication to act like a normal person..

Guess who ?

[Swans4ever]

Are ozzzzie ruulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz players at a lower level as unco as the so called pros.
Do they fumble ,miss kicks from in front & cheap shot opponents when not looking?

Do RL players of all ages have squashed noses and really thick necks??? And does it hurt when you get packed in a scrum???? Or is your rectum used to those thick necks???

Again swines, you'll direct your questions appropriately. Or in other words, to me!

So the answer to ur questions is no. But a large portion of older rugby players do have the physical descriptions you pose. They're generally strong and tough blokes who, unlike their AFL counterparts, have rejected metro sexuality and the feminisation of men. As for the rectum q's, you're being silly or have some strange fantasy you want me to help u fulfil. In either case I won't stand for it swines! Pull yer socks up!!

Sorry KE but you riding in to help poor little AFLCRAPPER because the big bad AFL poster has him shittin himself is just too funny???? Seriously dude did he PM you to get you to back him up??? So since you are here to help him, try giving him some materials as he struggles in the original ideas department (likes to borrow a lot of what other posters say) see if you can get him to take his mood stabilisers - a couple of xanies should do and maybe tell him a joke or two. Shit that's gunna be too much work even for you, so get RD and Eels and pussy - shit you could make it a joint project - then maybe he could be a little less paranoid and maybe a bit more interesting - what was this thread about again - oh that's right your football exploits - well it's a bit like blowing ur own trumpet isn't it KE?? So in the interests of helping you I've decided your new name is FIGJAM - no doubt you'll regale us with tails of you winning a F1 Geand Prix, Wimbelton, US Masters, playing for the All Blacks, your 1st Super Bowl as quarter back but on second thoughts don't worry I'm just not that into fiction!

Im shakin in my boots .
The internet warrior is scary.



Please don't threaten to book a Gym & set up a boxing match.


Oh & One of us has had a meltdown on here & needed some medication to act like a normal person..

Guess who ?

Oh AFLCRAPPER again with someone's insult common haven't you got anything recent or is this going to be your big comeback always??? Common AFLCRAPPER try really really hard you can do it think of something original - common Polly - let's see you could call me a fumbler, no RD's got that, perhaps deep ball follower no eels got that - I know perhaps a spambot - oh shit you stole that from someone else to use against NRLcrapper - how about swansRshit - there you go I've sent you on your way - fuck you are stupid!

[King-Eliagh]

swines certainly did have a meltdown on these hallowed boards folks. 'Twas quite the scene, all dramatic and threats and what not.

Swines I urge you for your own sanity to please, ... stay on topic champ

So here's a KE special for ya folks. Marngrook is in fact a much free-er game to play. Wide open paddocks. In this sense, when it's not bogged down in ball ups or going out of bounds all the time it's a more free flowing game.

[Swans4ever]

swines certainly did have a meltdown on these hallowed boards folks. 'Twas quite the scene, all dramatic and threats and what not.

Swines I urge you for your own sanity to please, ... stay on topic champ

So here's a KE special for ya folks. Marngrook is in fact a much free-er game to play. Wide open paddocks. In this sense, when it's not bogged down in ball ups or going out of bounds all the time it's a more free flowing game.

That was timely KE - what did he ring you direct??? Certainly it seems whenever our little AFLCRAPPER gets upset he has you and RD to stick up for him - so now your here KE please oh please help him out - he's really struggling to think up any insults without resorting to old news or borrowing from other posters - and while were at it KE it seems you could use a bit of a freshen up - you seem to harp on about ancient history yourself - but you are right generally it is more free flowing as is RL more two dimensional - not that it's a bad thing it's just a more basic game to play.

[AFLcrap1]

SO COLA boy has nothing ,(& is using other peoples insults).
SO let me get this straight.
Every post on here should have an original insult .
Anything posted in the past cant be used.

Waaaa.
waaaaaaaaaa.

Stay outa the ring or learn to fight.
The hits in the head are doing irreversable damage.

Waaaaaa.
Waaaaa
He called me a name that someone else did.
Waaaaaa.
waaa.

[Swans4ever]

SO COLA boy has nothing ,(& is using other peoples insults).
SO let me get this straight.
Every post on here should have an original insult .
Anything posted in the past cant be used.

Waaaa.
waaaaaaaaaa.

Stay outa the ring or learn to fight.
The hits in the head are doing irreversable damage.

Waaaaaa.
Waaaaa
He called me a name that someone else did.
Waaaaaa.
waaa.

My my - do you have your replies saved? It seems you trot out the same shit every time - very sad!

[AFLcrap1]

SO COLA boy has nothing ,(& is using other peoples insults).
SO let me get this straight.
Every post on here should have an original insult .
Anything posted in the past cant be used.

Waaaa.
waaaaaaaaaa.

Stay outa the ring or learn to fight.
The hits in the head are doing irreversable damage.

Waaaaaa.
Waaaaa
He called me a name that someone else did.
Waaaaaa.
waaa.

My my - do you have your replies saved? It seems you trot out the same shit every time - very sad!

Headgear MILO.STAT

[Swans4ever]

SO COLA boy has nothing ,(& is using other peoples insults).
SO let me get this straight.
Every post on here should have an original insult .
Anything posted in the past cant be used.

Waaaa.
waaaaaaaaaa.

Stay outa the ring or learn to fight.
The hits in the head are doing irreversable damage.

Waaaaaa.
Waaaaa
He called me a name that someone else did.
Waaaaaa.
waaa.

My my - do you have your replies saved? It seems you trot out the same shit every time - very sad!

Headgear MILO.STAT

I guess the answer to my question was yes - oh dear AFLCRAPPER - keep trying just as well you live in Queensland - wearing thongs is far more preferable for you than have to tie laces! Hahaha!

[King-Eliagh]

Swinesy bro, you need a chill pill. We ain't in nam soldier! the way you're flipping out and carrying on its as tho you're suffering PTSD or sometin? And it seems aflcrap seems to stir it up pretty bad. I suggest counselling, some psychotherapy and/or a full lobotomy.

Please do try keep it on the topic at hand swinesy. K?

[King-Eliagh]

Aflcrap. I need you to realise you are stirring up swinesy's PTSD and it's having adverse affects. Could you let him be for awhile? He seems quite frazzled and needs us to be gentle with him for awhile or as in the very recent past he'll spit the dummy and flip on outta this site again. Be nice to him for beaussie and the site then AFL

Oh and swinesy I'd let the counsellor know that time is becoming a blurred concept for you. Particularly your reference to ancient as opposed to recent history. It's a sure fire indicator of mental distress and should be noted by your therapist

[Swans4ever]

Aflcrap. I need you to realise you are stirring up swinesy's PTSD and it's having adverse affects. Could you let him be for awhile? He seems quite frazzled and needs us to be gentle with him for awhile or as in the very recent past he'll spit the dummy and flip on outta this site again. Be nice to him for beaussie and the site then AFL

Oh and swinesy I'd let the counsellor know that time is becoming a blurred concept for you. Particularly your reference to ancient as opposed to recent history. It's a sure fire indicator of mental distress and should be noted by your therapist

Bravo KE very imaginative back to your ol dramatic ways - good to see you take the role of saviour for our poor ol AFLCRAPPER - riding in on your white stead to deliver a fatal blow - pity was a wet tissue rather than a baseball bat!!! No, I'm afraid what you said really doesn't effect me one way or the other - but your need to assert some control and attack me erasures that I am getting under your skin! As for counsellor a I'd been happy to hear all the obvious distressing stories you have built up - I'm here to help after all, I can offer you some great advice too - 1st get rid of negative influences RD springs to mind you don't need delusional half wits who live in their elderly mothers basement and who reads mein kampf all day dreaming of world wide NRL conquest, rid yourself of dependant personalities like AFLCRAPPER, I know you feel a sense of responsibility for those ill equipped to live a normal existence, as much as you may wish to help him it is apparent that his complex issues of paranoia, OCD and narcissism needs significant professional help - you may be doing more harm than good! Lastly be honest with yourself, your over inflated (and often false) sense of achievement has lead you down a dangerous path, you live in a fantasy world (where your better than professional athletes and honoured professionals). This over inflated sense of worth can be harmless in the short term but dangerous long term as you may believe your Jesus, Napoleon or even god! But it's not too late KE follow my advice and you'll make a full recover - as I said I'm here to help

[King-Eliagh]

Swinesy you're right, you are disturbing me and my thread. You seem infatuated with aflcrap1 rather than the topic. Why? Was he the one who ran you outta this joint last time? Look champ I'm happy to have a word with him and let him know that sometimes you're a lil fragile and stuff if you like? He's more likely to listen to me

[Swans4ever]

Swinesy you're right, you are disturbing me and my thread. You seem infatuated with aflcrap1 rather than the topic. Why? Was he the one who ran you outta this joint last time? Look champ I'm happy to have a word with him and let him know that sometimes you're a lil fragile and stuff if you like? He's more likely to listen to me

Hahaha very funny KE very funny!

[NRLCrap1]

SO COLA boy has nothing ,(& is using other peoples insults).
SO let me get this straight.
Every post on here should have an original insult .
Anything posted in the past cant be used.

Waaaa.
waaaaaaaaaa.

Stay outa the ring or learn to fight.
The hits in the head are doing irreversable damage.

Waaaaaa.
Waaaaa
He called me a name that someone else did.
Waaaaaa.
waaa.

My my - do you have your replies saved? It seems you trot out the same shit every time - very sad!

OCD at it's finest, Swans.