Willis, what you talkin' about? Seems like the horse is put before the cart if you reckon "that game" is called footy because that is what you call the ball.
Simple, call the ball an & you can call the game "eggy".
As for admonishing the West which is booming and paying huge amounts of tax, thus propping up you easterners, you don't even pay tax. Now that is definitely the pot calling the kettle black.
You probably come back for that huge sydney party, the mardi gras.
