Jihad time in the AFL?

[Grim Reaper]

Well here is some good news for all of us who like a bit of blood and guts into this game.

The AFL now has its first Muslim AFL player. Lets hope this Holy Warrior will be incetive for more to join this game and give it a good shake up.

There will be nothing more spectacular that watching players load with explosives outwith their opposition by just blowing them up. The ball itself could be packed with explosives that if held for too long will explode...the cavalcade of cars carrying former great players could then speed off and crash and explode into cheers squds....what advantages their could be in watching live on TV (with the exeption of Sydney) the Collingwood or Adelaide Cheers Squads vanishing into smoke!

And for Grand Final moments those old Ansett planes could be put to good use and do flybys before landing into something other that a runway.

Yes more Muslims for the AFL I say and lets then rename it the MFL! Jihad!


Faith drives Muslim footballerBy Kelvin Healey
November 26, 2006 12:00am
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THE AFL's first devout Muslim footballer will tell his Essendon teammates he prays five times a day, hates a beer and steers clear of nightclubs. And these reasons are obvious as they make excellent targets.

Bachar Houli joined the Dons yesterday as the No.42 pick in the AFL's National Draft. Believed to be Islam's first AFL representative, Houli said he aimed to be a role model for young Muslims and help blow up the bridge Australia's cultural divide.

[Beaussie]

THE AFL's first devout Muslim footballer will tell his Essendon teammates he prays five times a day, hates a beer and steers clear of nightclubs.

I'm sure he'll be real popular with the lads at Essendon.

[Grim Reaper]

I know I reckon he will be more at home at the Melbourne Football Club...Am sure he would love playing for a club owned by Jews!

[dogsact]

A Muslim Bomber!? How fuckin hilarious! KABOOM! =D>

[lescygnes]

there are probably more jews at carlton to be honest.

but come on, arent we being a touch stereotypical here? loved the bits about the collingwood and adelaide cheer squads disappearing into dust, but using a muslim!

hazem el masri from rugby league is one hell of an upstanding australian citizen, and if this bloke follows in his footsteps, well we will all be better for it.

(i can hear the calls now - GO TO OPRAH!)

but i bet he's glad he aint an eagle!

[dogsact]

Despite Essendons loss, I thought it was a great debut game for the young fella.
15 touches including a goal with his first kick in the AFL. He was the only bomber to take it up to the roos and show any grit after the half.
He will hold his spot for a while if he keeps this good attitude up and continues to show some ticker!

Good one Son!