NRL not even up to VFL standard

[Xman]

cos lettuce!

=D> That post was something like cos rocking up looking all huffed and puffed and then doing something along the lines of these lil ditties...

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hYcEb9xB0[/video]



Cos you WA folk really need to get out East more often. While your idea of a city might look like coffs harbour, ours isnt. You clearly need to learn that and listen up to RD cos me boy.

:_<> :_<> :_<>

thats all of em E

Cussy
Marcus
Drac
Spewie
Pete
Swines4ever
Adam
Bearsy
all of them

just take yr pick as to who's who .....

Yes Raidern we must identify who's who on this fantastic list. Allow me the honours. In order of appearance we haaaaaaaave

Karate derp 1 = Cos lettuce aka 'Cussy': He's all huff and puff, then you see him in action and its... . He effectively knocks himself out with classic fuckups like stating the city country game was in sydney. But,he gets back up again like a real trooper and keeps on fighting without realising he's fighting a fight against an inanimate object. A true dufus

Karate derp 2 = Xman aka 'marcus': A fool believing that he "never loses". Akin to the delusional derp who is inspired by and prescribes to advertising television's 'abcruncher' and zoomba dance cases. A true cumstain on society.

Karate derp 3 = Stewie aka 'Spewie': The footage tells the story on this one

Karate derp 4 = Swans4eva aka 'Swines4eva': Clearly he's a man with no talent and one who's been in 'the closet' for a loooooooong time. Long enough to be one of those ones who hides the truth by living a lie trying to look the part...

Karate derp 5 = Piesman: This guy used to be 'cool' but alas he fukked himself up. Check the video folks

Karate derp 6 = Beaussie aka 'Bearsie': This bloke sets the bar (apple in the video) so high above his own level of awareness everytime he talks of the swans and the AFL that he inevitably falls ridiculously and hilariously short of the bar/(apple), making an absolute fool of himself. We only need recall our bearsie, stuffed full of months of AFL propaganda and trash about the amazing tsunami of GWS, screaming sellout and 80k + for their first ever match in the AFL against the swans. What'd they get? Less than half bearsie's prediction.

Karate derp 7 = Swans4eva aka 'Swines4eva': I know I already picked him before but this newcomer shows such pent up aggression (because he's been in the closet soooo loooooong), and yet he's so unable to release it, it's simply hilarious to watch. Onya Swines! =D> Now get outta dat closet bitch!

Why do you bother putting so much effort into posts that no one reads?

[King-Eliagh]

Your the only illiterate chump on these boards Xman And correct me if I'm wrong but I think several of the AFL supporters have stated they like my posts....soooo I'll keep on goin. Nice try though Xman

[Stewie]

Your the only illiterate chump on these boards Xman

You're*

Way to pwn yourself, KE.

[King-Eliagh]

Your the only illiterate chump on these boards Xman

You're*

Way to pwn yourself, KE.

Oh noooo you di'idnt

[Stewie]

Your the only illiterate chump on these boards Xman

You're*

Way to pwn yourself, KE.

Oh noooo you di'idnt

That was intentional you twat.

[King-Eliagh]

You're*

Way to pwn yourself, KE.

Oh noooo you di'idnt

That was intentional you twat.

Ohhhh no you di'idnt!

[Drac]

Your the only illiterate chump on these boards Xman

Delicious.

[King-Eliagh]

Do you tools think I'm writing as though I would for a government report or for a literary award or something on these posts?

Well done on catching me on a rare typo folks. =D>

Would you care for me to edit your own posts? It'd be somewhat amusing but fairly hard on the eyes with the amount of red I'd need to use. I used to be quite disgusted by what our education system has provided you poor bastards, and I know reading such poorly structured sentences and paragraphs isnt in line with my intellect...But, happy to help you folk if you would like?

[Drac]

Do you tools think I'm writing as though I would for a government report or for a literary award or something on these posts?

Well done on catching me on a rare typo folks. =D>

Would you care for me to edit your own posts? It'd be somewhat amusing but fairly hard on the eyes with the amount of red I'd need to use. I used to be quite disgusted by what our education system has provided you poor bastards, and I know reading such poorly structured sentences and paragraphs isnt in line with my intellect...But, happy to help you folk if you would like?

1) that wasn't a typo. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key. eg 'teh'. You made a grammar mistake.
2) these forums are full of people making similar mistakes (myself included), nobody cares. You're correct, this is an internet forum, not an official document. The reason your post was highlighted was due to its hypocrisy. You called someone illiterate, and then made a basic grammar mistake. The irony was off the charts, and you were called on it. You can make all the mistakes you like in other posts, no one cares. But if you criticise someone's literacy and then make a basic mistake like that, you have to expect to be ridiculed for your hypocrisy.

[Stewie]

Do you tools think I'm writing as though I would for a government report or for a literary award or something on these posts?

Well done on catching me on a rare typo folks. =D>

Would you care for me to edit your own posts? It'd be somewhat amusing but fairly hard on the eyes with the amount of red I'd need to use. I used to be quite disgusted by what our education system has provided you poor bastards, and I know reading such poorly structured sentences and paragraphs isnt in line with my intellect...But, happy to help you folk if you would like?

1) that wasn't a typo. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key. eg 'teh'. You made a grammar mistake.
2) these forums are full of people making similar mistakes (myself included), nobody cares. You're correct, this is an internet forum, not an official document. The reason your post was highlighted was due to its hypocrisy. You called someone illiterate, and then made a basic grammar mistake. The irony was off the charts, and you were called on it. You can make all the mistakes you like in other posts, no one cares. But if you criticise someone's literacy and then make a basic mistake like that, you have to expect to be ridiculed for your hypocrisy.

Brilliantly said, Drac! =D>

[piesman2011]

Do you tools think I'm writing as though I would for a government report or for a literary award or something on these posts?

Well done on catching me on a rare typo folks. =D>

Would you care for me to edit your own posts? It'd be somewhat amusing but fairly hard on the eyes with the amount of red I'd need to use. I used to be quite disgusted by what our education system has provided you poor bastards, and I know reading such poorly structured sentences and paragraphs isnt in line with my intellect...But, happy to help you folk if you would like?

1) that wasn't a typo. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key. eg 'teh'. You made a grammar mistake.
2) these forums are full of people making similar mistakes (myself included), nobody cares. You're correct, this is an internet forum, not an official document. The reason your post was highlighted was due to its hypocrisy. You called someone illiterate, and then made a basic grammar mistake. The irony was off the charts, and you were called on it. You can make all the mistakes you like in other posts, no one cares. But if you criticise someone's literacy and then make a basic mistake like that, you have to expect to be ridiculed for your hypocrisy.

Brilliantly said, Drac! =D>

Unfortunately for you KE he got you on thst one. Such is life, you win some and your(sic) lose some.

[King-Eliagh]

Do you tools think I'm writing as though I would for a government report or for a literary award or something on these posts?

Well done on catching me on a rare typo folks. =D>

Would you care for me to edit your own posts? It'd be somewhat amusing but fairly hard on the eyes with the amount of red I'd need to use. I used to be quite disgusted by what our education system has provided you poor bastards, and I know reading such poorly structured sentences and paragraphs isnt in line with my intellect...But, happy to help you folk if you would like?

1) that wasn't a typo. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key. eg 'teh'. You made a grammar mistake.
2) these forums are full of people making similar mistakes (myself included), nobody cares. You're correct, this is an internet forum, not an official document. The reason your post was highlighted was due to its hypocrisy. You called someone illiterate, and then made a basic grammar mistake. The irony was off the charts, and you were called on it. You can make all the mistakes you like in other posts, no one cares. But if you criticise someone's literacy and then make a basic mistake like that, you have to expect to be ridiculed for your hypocrisy.

Ahhhhhh drac. One mammoth err in your scramble brained argument. You state the irony/hypocrisy was that I criticised "someone's literacy". I called Xman illiterate. Literacy is the ability to read and write. Illiterate is someone who cannot read and write. Yes literacy has to do with grammar. Illiterate is a looooooong way off grammar you silly tool drac. Therefore the hypocrisy is simply something you've created drac my friend, not me.

And look at all the dumbo AFL fans coming in and supporting you on your invalid point drac heheheheeeee But they wont get the meaning of what i've said because they're...well, they're a lil simple...not their fault, Australia's education system is to blame for these poor souls who cannot think in depth.

nice try though drac. nice try. but your literacy and comprehension wasnt quite up to scratch

[piesman2011]

Do you tools think I'm writing as though I would for a government report or for a literary award or something on these posts?

Well done on catching me on a rare typo folks. =D>

Would you care for me to edit your own posts? It'd be somewhat amusing but fairly hard on the eyes with the amount of red I'd need to use. I used to be quite disgusted by what our education system has provided you poor bastards, and I know reading such poorly structured sentences and paragraphs isnt in line with my intellect...But, happy to help you folk if you would like?

1) that wasn't a typo. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key. eg 'teh'. You made a grammar mistake.
2) these forums are full of people making similar mistakes (myself included), nobody cares. You're correct, this is an internet forum, not an official document. The reason your post was highlighted was due to its hypocrisy. You called someone illiterate, and then made a basic grammar mistake. The irony was off the charts, and you were called on it. You can make all the mistakes you like in other posts, no one cares. But if you criticise someone's literacy and then make a basic mistake like that, you have to expect to be ridiculed for your hypocrisy.

Ahhhhhh drac. One mammoth err in your scramble brained argument. You state the irony/hypocrisy was that I criticised "someone's literacy". I called Xman illiterate. Literacy is the ability to read and write. Illiterate is someone who cannot read and write. Yes literacy has to do with grammar. Illiterate is a looooooong way off grammar you silly tool drac. Therefore the hypocrisy is simply something you've created drac my friend, not me.

And look at all the dumbo AFL fans coming in and supporting you on your invalid point drac heheheheeeee But they wont get the meaning of what i've said because they're...well, they're a lil simple...not their fault, Australia's education system is to blame for these poor souls who cannot think in depth.

nice try though drac. nice try. but your literacy and comprehension wasnt quite up to scratch

Ok we get it your(sic) a smart guy. It doesnt change the fact that your (sic) wrong and like Drac said it wouldnt have been an issue except for that you were pulling some else up on a similar issue. No biggie your (sic) not perfect.

[Drac]

Do you tools think I'm writing as though I would for a government report or for a literary award or something on these posts?

Well done on catching me on a rare typo folks. =D>

Would you care for me to edit your own posts? It'd be somewhat amusing but fairly hard on the eyes with the amount of red I'd need to use. I used to be quite disgusted by what our education system has provided you poor bastards, and I know reading such poorly structured sentences and paragraphs isnt in line with my intellect...But, happy to help you folk if you would like?

1) that wasn't a typo. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key. eg 'teh'. You made a grammar mistake.
2) these forums are full of people making similar mistakes (myself included), nobody cares. You're correct, this is an internet forum, not an official document. The reason your post was highlighted was due to its hypocrisy. You called someone illiterate, and then made a basic grammar mistake. The irony was off the charts, and you were called on it. You can make all the mistakes you like in other posts, no one cares. But if you criticise someone's literacy and then make a basic mistake like that, you have to expect to be ridiculed for your hypocrisy.

Ahhhhhh drac. One mammoth err in your scramble brained argument. You state the irony/hypocrisy was that I criticised "someone's literacy". I called Xman illiterate. Literacy is the ability to read and write. Illiterate is someone who cannot read and write. Yes literacy has to do with grammar. Illiterate is a looooooong way off grammar you silly tool drac. Therefore the hypocrisy is simply something you've created drac my friend, not me.

And look at all the dumbo AFL fans coming in and supporting you on your invalid point drac heheheheeeee But they wont get the meaning of what i've said because they're...well, they're a lil simple...not their fault, Australia's education system is to blame for these poor souls who cannot think in depth.

nice try though drac. nice try. but your literacy and comprehension wasnt quite up to scratch

I don't even understand the argument you're trying to make, but let me debunk it anyway:

Literacy isn't black and white. It extends beyond being either literate or illiterate. There are levels of literacy. Literacy programs don't stop once someone can write their own name. Improving one's literacy levels involves improving spelling, prose and grammar.

You criticised someone's ability to read and write, and then made a basic writing error yourself. Can we all get on with our lives now.

[Swans4ever]

Me thinks the queen-eliagh protests tooooo much. Busted!