Beaussie, where is my welcome thread??

[Willis 21]

Jaysus, I've been here 24 hours and still nothing!!!

Its not like you've gotta welcome a hundred a day to this ghost town is it mate??

Anyhows... after a quick read through the forums here, I can tell that this isn't exactly a haven for intellectuals... i would put my IQ about 50 points north of the average around these parts ..

By the way,I've seen smarter Cephalopods than that fool Gimp Reamer...

Anyhows, hate to love ya's and leave ya's, but I'll be in Bali on business the next few days.... hopefully I can squeeze back a trip to Sydney to watch the NRL GF on Sunday... there appears to be lots of Rugby League fans on this site....

[Beaussie]

My apologies Willis, welcome aboard mate.

Enjoy your trip to Bali. Whilst this site accommodates all footy code fans, clearly there are more AFL fans here. Bit like the national scene.

[King-Eliagh]

Willis i think you have some kind of a spine supporting your body. However i dont believe you have the first idea of what intelligence actually is. Can you tell me the types of intelligence as we define them today? I would guess not especially as your business has chosen bali as a destination for its learning. I just hope you're still alive let alone mentally functioning on a similar level than a 1 month old chimp.

Time to wake up and smell the pumpkins!

[Willis 21]

Peoples... have just returned from Bali, and am genuinely surprised at the twenty or so PM's in my message box, enquiring about my conditon and whereabouts...

Even the Gimp has passed on concern and best wishes...

Well, I'm happy to report that I'm still in one piece, although I was about 200 metres from the Kuta blast...

Its already clear that I have made an impact on these forums in the space of a week....

Don't worry everybody... Willis will be here for some time....

[Beaussie]

Good to hear you're alright. Gee must have been a scary time over there.

[King-Eliagh]

Peoples... have just returned from Bali, and am genuinely surprised at the twenty or so PM's in my message box, enquiring about my conditon and whereabouts...

Even the Gimp has passed on concern and best wishes...

Well, I'm happy to report that I'm still in one piece, although I was about 200 metres from the Kuta blast...

Its already clear that I have made an impact on these forums in the space of a week....

Don't worry everybody... Willis will be here for some time....

I dont believe you got 20 pms (prophet eliagh).

How many 'current' members do we have?

However willis i believe you have made an impact on these forums. I now pronounce you the prise fool/village idiot/clown prince of talking footy....welcome.