well helllloooooo there mah members and guests. Yep it’s that time of year again and back by popular demand is your King’s assessment of the quality of competition in both codes’ finals series. So without further ado let’s begin!
We are past the halfway point in both comps and there’s a stark, a very strong, a magnanimous difference in the quality of the contests in each code.
Firstly let’s take a look at the AFL
Six matches have been played and mah members...I can only be honest with yas. It’s been one of the most drab, dreary, dull, and deadset droopy finals series I’ve ever come across in professional sport. Sure, it’s not as lopsided as last years AFL finals series but seriously the 2017 AFL finals series was most likely the most lopsided finals series in world professional sport EVER
6 matches in 2018 AFL finals and the average points difference is 28 between the two teams playing. That my friends is an average of a 5 goal beat down in each and every AFL final so far!
it’s boring sleep inducing stuff With nigh on every game well over before the siren sounds. Anyone who’s played or knows anything about the game knows a five goal win is 95 times out of 100 a nice comfy win. No wonder the tv boss who forked out a billion plus for the AFL is desperate to change the entire game
he knows he’s fukked up and purchased A lopsided lemon. 
And the NRL?
Well the nrl has achieved what people expect of a pro sports comp finals series.
A bunch of spine tingling, gruelling, to the death winner takes all mentality type contests of the elite of the elite just going at it like alpha lions. It’s been incredible again, there’s simply nothing else we can say really. The nrl finals series of 2018 once again is shitting all over the 2018 AFL finals series. By the way anyone know who the AFL have got for their gf pre game entertainment?
liar extraordinaire 
I had a look at the scores at half time. There was 40 or 50 points difference - real pulsating stuff 